Anthony Gardiner is a human male of average height, average intellect, and below average achievement. He gets invited places purely because of his dog, Cashew. He hates writing about himself in the third person.
Ahead of David Attenborough's New Zealand live shows, Anthony Gardiner pens a heartfelt letter to the man in blue who made bat poo cool.
Ahead of David Attenborough's New Zealand live show, superfan Anthony Gardiner assembles the great naturalist's greatest television moments.