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Sports: The ACC Presents Champagne Rugby, Episode Two

Having heeded a tweet chastising them for a lack of animal sexual content in the previous episode, the Alternative Commentary Collective respond with an episode dedicated in near entirety to the recreational habits of beasts. “There’s nipples inside the vagina,” says Wells, with some authority, before they hit the customary power rankings format:

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Big news: Conrad’s got a new, unexpected and likely libellous new nickname. It’s a very good show and is helping while away these already interminable group stages. Watch it below:


Conrad Smith and Dan Carter are joining a host of former internationals in the French Top 14 competition. Click here to subscribe.

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