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Back of the ‘Net: Kolo’s Jeggings and Crouchy’s Kangol – The Week in Premier League Twitter

Our Premier League heroes have had a busy week, toiling away in the Champions League or logging serious Call of Duty hours on the Xbox. Ahead of the weekend’s games, headlined by a big juicy North London derby, here is the week’s best and bleakest Premier League Twitter activity.

Premier League Creative Insult of the Week

No idea what Norwich guy Nathan ‘Redz’ Redmond is talking about here – X Factor, probably? – but this is a bloody lovely burn.

Premier League Home Cook of the Week

Once again Bojan’s face betrays his words. This could be his most worrying selfie yet. Very grim.

Premier League Sad Guy of the Week

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Newcastle United midfielder Rolando Aarons went on a wild name search and negative retweet binge following the latest in a string of injury setbacks. This is not good Twitter use man.

Premier League Dog of the Week

Spurs dynamo Erik Lamela’s dog contemplates the prospect of a lifetime of respiratory problems.

Premier League Men’s Fashion Statement of the Week

85% sure Kolo Toure is wearing jeggings in this photo shoot for Liverpool’s new merch?

Premier League Hat of the Week

Is Crouchy wearing a Kangol? Brilliant headwear choice from the big man.


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