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The Bachelor NZ Power Rankings, Week Three – If I was in Jordan’s shoes, I would pick me too

Alex Casey assembles her contestant power rankings for week three, including near-death experiences, cocktail kisses and a spectacular vomit from the frontrunner.

Will Māori Television’s Game of Bros be the perfect antidote to The Bachelor NZ?

Maori Television debuts Game of Bros tonight, a reality series about the quest for the perfect man. But what kind of man can we expect to find? The Brown Bachelor or The Nesian Ninja? Dan Taipua investigates.

The Bachelor NZ Group Think, Week Two: Is The Bachelor secretly a massive wine nerd?

After week two on The Bachelor NZ, some of the greatest minds in the country* assemble to talk about the big issues including the official drink of the show, Jordan's dessert flirt and Lindsey's paintball massacre.

The Bachelor NZ Power Rankings, Week Two – The hit list heats up like a lava lamp on speed

Alex Casey assembles her contestant power rankings for week two on The Bachelor New Zealand, including a wet tshirt contest, arty conversations and the hit list to end all hit lists.

The Bachelor NZ Group Think, Week One: Veins, girl gangs and the truth about wakeboarding

In week one of The Bachelor NZ, some of the greatest minds in the country* assemble to talk about the big issues including Jordan's expressive forehead vein and the mystery ingredients of bliss balls.

The Bachelor NZ Power Rankings, Week One: Make sure you get the right sausage

Alex Casey presents her first contestant power rankings for The Bachelor NZ 2016, including scabby tattoos, #wokeboarding and the return of Thingee to our screens.

“Where he’s going, he doesn’t need roads” – reviewing the first episode of The Bachelor NZ

Alex Casey reviews the first episode of The Bachelor NZ, including bliss balls, gongs and a whole new meaning to the word "throw pillow."

Podcast: The Fantasy Suite is back for The Bachelor NZ 2016 and we are #sorrynotsorry

There's a new Bachelor, a new mansion, and the same old group of plonkers talking about it for far too long. Welcome back to The Fantasy Suite podcast.

What we know for sure from the first promo for The Bachelor NZ Season 2

Is it possible that the new Bachelor is The Phantom of the Opera? Alex Casey investigates.

Summer Reissue: How Real is UnREAL? The Runner-Up of The Bachelor NZ Spills the Secret Reality Beans

Alex Casey watches UnREAL – a drama set behind-the-scenes of a Bachelor-esque reality show – with The Bachelor NZ runner-up Dani Robinson, who dishes the dirt on how real reality TV really is.

Summer Reissue: The Bachelor NZ – Who Will Receive the Final Rose? Let the Sims Decide

Joseph Harper decided to run a highly advanced simulation on his Playstation to accurately predict the final outcome of The Bachelor NZ.

My Life in TV: Heartbreak Cigarettes, Lime Milk Woes and Baking Curses with Dani From The Bachelor NZ

Alex Casey has a sprawling chat with Dani Robinson of The Bachelor NZ about mansion friendships, ruthless edits, and finding love in a hopeless place.

UnREAL: How Real is UnREAL? The Runner-Up of the Bachelor NZ Spills the Secret Reality Beans

Alex Casey watches UnREAL – a drama set behind-the-scenes of a Bachelor-esque show – with The Bachelor NZ's Dani Robinson, who dishes the dirt on how real reality TV really is.

The Bachelor NZ: The Fantasy Suite Podcast, Episode 10 – Matilda Spills the Rice

One winner. The same three losers. The final episode of The Fantasy Suite, featuring Jane Yee, Alex Casey, Duncan Greive and a special guest – only the winning Bachelorette MATILDA RICE.

The Bachelor NZ: A Pop Quiz Reveals Pitch Perfect Dreams, Navel Flirtation and Penis Pancakes

Alex Casey sat down with The Bachelor NZ's happy couple Art and Matilda, and made them sit a pop quiz about their relationship in the name of science.

The Bachelor NZ: The Fantasy Suite Podcast, Episode Nine – After the Final Invisible Rose Special

The huge ring has been given out, the fluorescent lights have been dialed up to 11 and Mike Puru has sunken into his enormous studded chair. Jane Yee, Alex Casey and Duncan Greive pop a Lindauer and chat about the somewhat disappointing aftermath of The Bachelor NZ.

The Bachelor NZ: Group Think, Week Eight – Ancient Conspiracy Theories and Shredding for the Wedding

As The Bachelor NZ contestants have been whittled down, so too have our Group Think contributors. In the final instalment, Art and Matilda's wedding is envisaged and a brand new, very old, conspiracy is unearthed.

The Bachelor NZ: Power Rankings, Week Eight – The Golden Final Moments on the GC

Alex Casey delivers her (possible) final power rankings for The Bachelor NZ: the greatest moments of the final week in paradise.

The Bachelor NZ: The Fantasy Suite Podcast, Episode Eight – Looking For the Final Rose

We celebrate the end of our quest for Forever Love with a Forever Podcast. Jane Yee, Alex Casey and Duncan Greive finally get their long-sought after Lindauer sponsorship, and drank …

The Bachelor NZ: Who Will Receive the Final Rose? Let the Sims Decide

Joseph Harper decided to run a highly advanced simulation on his Playstation to accurately predict the final outcome of The Bachelor NZ.

The Bachelor NZ: Power Rankings, Week Seven – Arthur Meats the Parents

Alex Casey ranks the remaining contestants of The Bachelor NZ after their exciting hometown visits, endless barbecuing and Ponsonby boutique looting.

The Bachelor NZ: The Fantasy Suite Podcast, Episode Seven – Back in the Straddle

Jane Yee, Alex Casey and Duncan Greive gather again to the Fantasy Suite to discuss the hometown visits week of the Bachelor NZ, and farewell the wonderful Poppy, farted her …

The Bachelor NZ: Group Think, Week Six – Odes to Art, Stud-Filled Dreams and Why Kiwis Make the Best Bachelorettes

In week six of The Bachelor NZ, some of the greatest minds in the country assemble to talk about Art's dreamy leathers, school teacher woes and pash champions.

The Bachelor NZ: Power Rankings, Week Six – Burger People, Feline Friends and Trapped Tiki Taane

After a week of unstoppable kissing, cat gatecrashers and Tiki Taane locked in a barn, Alex Casey delivers her sixth power rankins for The Bachelor NZ.

The Bachelor NZ: The Fantasy Suite Podcast, Episode Six – Pash Wednesday

Jane Yee, Alex Casey and Duncan greive recap week six, returning to the sunny BOP to watch Art and his merry mistresses fly helicopters and planes, row boats and catch fish, and pash like animals.

The Bachelor NZ: Group Think, Week Five – Letters to Mum and Prayers for Mike

Duncan Greive has a dream about Art, Tara Ward writes a letter to Mama Green and Hamish Parkinson worries about Mike. All this and so much more in our inaugural The Bachelor group think.

The Bachelor NZ: Power Rankings, Week Five – Wrist Twists and Nip Slips

"I’m officially dead after this week. We’ve been thrown down waterfalls, had our wrists broken and our hearts wrung out my Artemis Green and his six lucky girlfriends."

The Bachelor NZ: The Fantasy Suite Podcast, Episode Five

Alex is back from Melbourne and Duncan back from dinner with his mum, and Jane's raising her babies, as always. We drank a bottle of Lindauer Fraise – not our favourite – and ate a lot of lollies, then talked about this week's Bachelor episodes.

The Bachelor NZ: A Deep Dive Analysis of the Bachelorette’s Pop Quiz Answers

Alex Casey goes through the Bachelorette's pop quiz answers with a fine tooth comb, in order to find out what's really lurking behind the smiley faces, scribbles and love hearts.