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The Tribe Has Spoken: Survivor San Juan Del Sur Episode 10

Survivor San Juan Del Sur: Blood vs Water 2 Power Rankings Episode 10 

11) A Five Star Challenge

The immunity challenge in this week’s episode was amazing. I feel like it’s a good watch – even if you haven’t seen any Survivor in your whole damn life. Almost all of the great moments from this episode happened during this awkwardly-titled challenge. Just watch it.

Here are parts I love for those who don’t have time:

jeff choco

JEFF HAVING A WEE BITE OF THE CHOCOLATE!

homie g

When Baylor says to her mum, “Shut your mouth homie g”!!! WTF?!

sweaty

LMAO LOOK AT THE SWEAT!

wasp

This wasp attacking Keith!

bad feet

Keith’s feet getting even more disgusting! Ew gross, that’s the sickest shit I’ve ever seen!

spit

NATALIE TRIES TO SPIT AND GETS ABSOLUTELY PWNED!

wes eatin

Man Wes was good in this episode. Like, wtf was that story about eating chicken nuggets! And how when he jumped down for chicken wings Jeff was like, “why?” and Wes said, “Sometimes you got to WING it.”

What a legend.

splits

Reed’s perfect dismount!

AND THIS! THIS IS MAYBE THE FUNNIEST THING THAT’S EVER HAPPENED ON SURVIVOR! I LOVE IT I LOVE IT!

nude jeff

 

Wow, Survivor really is the best.

10) Baylor’s Formal Jacket

formal baylor

What time’s the job interview lol

9) Bloody Hell

bloody

Is this the first time a castaway has said “bloody”? Man it’s cool.

8) Vaguely Tense Reward

So it was one of those rewards where the castaways get to give stuff to the poor people who live in the location they’re filming in that season. I find these a bit tense. I mean. This:

white people

Ah bless these white angels coming to save these Nicaraguan kids via baseball.

I mean I like baseball a lot. But this is awkward:

eating

Ah, to enjoy a lil feast among the natives.

And this heartwarming moment is definitely problematic, right?

feed the kid

7) Keith’s Age

So, it said in this episode that Keith is 53. You know who else is 53???

THIS GUY:

nude jeff

Buzzy.

6) Nattoo

I like Natalie’s tattoo of Sri Lanka.

nattoo

5) Great Tribal

Another awesome tribal! Man it’s great how this season has fully turned itself around. It started out sooo bad and has become unmissable. The geniuses at Survivor HQ never fail to disappoint.

I was 100% hoping Reed’s awesome plan was going to come to fruition, so it was pretty gutting. Kind of classic Keith to blatantly fuck it up then do the most psycho laugh in the history of the world. Ah well, maybe nek week.

sly dog

4) Jon’s Shot

jon's shot

Is Jon going to win? All that talk about his want of a family and Jaclyn’s lack of uterus. I dunno. They’re certainly painting a picture. But I’m weary of the way they’ve cut down the “winner’s edit” type players this season. The editors have done a great job. I honestly don’t know who is gonna win at this point. I have my favourites though…

3) Natalie

natalie ballin

Natalie is a beast at this point. She’s clearly the smartest player in the game and yet she’s managed to hoodwink the two pairs into thinking they should drag her along. She’s doing it all. She’s got the idol. She’s got funny confessionals. She single-handedly saved Jon’s stupid ass via this:

play your idol

2) Alec at Tribal Council

He looked like this 100% of the time:

alec blazed

420 blaze it I guess.

1) R.I.P. Wesley

wes eatin 2

See ya around Wes. You were a bad Survivor player but a funny and cool guy imho. I’m glad you get to go home and eat chicken nuggets while watching your precious Two and a Half Men.

Here’s a bonus video of Wes as Ponderosa (the lodge thing jury members chill at after getting voted out (apparently there’s all kinds of crazy shit that goes on here like booze-fuelled orgies and that!!!)). Watch as he manages to eat so much that he puts on TEN POUNDS IN TWELVE HOURS!

In America they got a double episode this week. Not sure if the legends at FOUR have that tee’d up for us, or if we’re just gonna go a week longer than the yanks. Will figure it out and also have some blazingly hot takes from Survivor experts as we go in to the home stretch.

Watch Survivor: Blood vs. Water 2 on FOUR Now here

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