The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in reality television and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s.

Breaking news: Bigfoot is back baby and the Real News bulletin is bursting with many more hot scoops. Who killed Jacinda Ardern’s cat and why is he choosing to speak out now? Why are there so many turtles on the loose? And how on Earth did Jane Yee survive the terrifying California quake?

There’s also The Block NZ, where bathroom week left us all (especially Duncan) as stony-faced as a marble infinity sink. Lisa and Ribs have enlisted the help of some futuristic paint, Stacey and Adam are being passive-aggressive and Wolf is howling at the health and safety moon. It’s The Real Pod, really.

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