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OPINIONSportsMay 31, 2016

NZ outgrowing the All Blacks is not a cause for panic, but celebration

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New Zealand may finally be moving past its fixation on the All Blacks and Madeleine Chapman is bloody excited about it.

This morning on Stuff, an opinion piece by Cas Carter mourned the impending loss of New Zealand’s identity as a rugby-loving country. “Our image as a hard core rugby loving nation is under threat,” she fretted. “If we are not a rugby adoring nation, what are we and how will we stand out in the international crowd?”

While the column has attracted criticism, mostly over some of the remarks about ethnicity, she was right on one thing: New Zealand’s identity is changing.

And it’s about damn time.

Somehow, we have become the country that excels in areas almost nobody cares about. We’re the best in the world at rugby but most of the world couldn’t care less about rugby. We’re great at netball, a sport even fewer countries know exists. And we’re finally good at cricket which is great but … you get the picture.

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Surprisingly not a finalist in the flag referendum (Photo by Phil Walter/Getty Images)

It’s almost as if, to spare ourselves from potential global embarrassment, we choose to perform to a niche market in every area. Americans can look down on rugby all they like because they just don’t get it.

Meanwhile, New Zealand rowers and athletes have truly been excelling on the world stage, winning a handful of golds at world events this week, but you’d hardly know it. Athletics and rowing are too mainstream (pun intended) for us to revel in it. At least until the Olympics come around where there are no All Blacks, Black Caps, or Silver Ferns to be seen and suddenly we’re a rowing-mad nation. We’d rather channel all our collective energy and work to be dominant in a niche sport than “pretty good” in a global sport.

It’s not just in the sporting world that this happens either. When movies are box office smash hits here in New Zealand but not commercially successful anywhere else in the world, we have a ready-made excuse. “It’s New Zealand humour, you wouldn’t get it.” “It’s a cultural thing, you wouldn’t understand.” It’s like we’re the ultimate hipster country. It’s only cool if no one else knows about it.

A New Zealander famous for something other than being a from New Zealand (Photo by Isaac Brekken/Getty Images for iHeartMedia)
A New Zealander famous for something other than being from New Zealand (Photo by Isaac Brekken/Getty Images for iHeartMedia)

Serato, a global juggernaut in the music software industry, was formed and is based in Central Auckland. A staple amongst musicians and DJs, Serato has been name-checked by many rap artists including A$AP Rocky and Kanye West. But there is nothing uniquely Kiwi about DJ equipment so why should we care. Instead, we are amazed by the success of TradeMe, a site literally only used in this country.

Once upon a time we accepted the fact that ‘Don’t Dream It’s Over’ would be our one token of global success in the music industry and now we have Lorde, a bonafide superstar. We thought Sean Marks, the most conspicuous NBA player in history, would be our basketball hero and now look at Steven Adams.

New Zealand is a country that ironically prides itself on being humble. As a result, our sights are often set so low as to avoid disappointment. It’s about time we realised that we don’t have to just be known as that tiny country where they play that dangerous sport pretty well. Or that place where Lord of The Rings was shot and looks really pretty.

New Zealanders are excelling on the world stage in all areas but we as a country are still too scared to assert ourselves as being notable for anything besides rugby. Forget “World famous in New Zealand”, the sooner we realise that New Zealand is not its own little world that no one knows about, the better. How great will it be when the day comes that a successful New Zealander is interviewed overseas and not asked about all the sheep in little old New Zealand.

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SportsMay 31, 2016

7 reasons Steven Adams’ OKC Thunder won’t win Game 7: An elaborate reverse-jinx

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It’s been fun going crazy for any Steven Adams news over the last couple of weeks but the time has come to bid farewell to our national NBA team, the Oklahoma City Thunder, who will definitely lose Game 7 of the NBA’s Western Conference finals today.

This Oklahoma City Thunder season has been a hell of a ride. Designated the ‘also ran’ tag in the Western Conference before the season even started, they have along the way had to contend with the inevitable questions about the free agency decision of Kevin Durant, the adjustment to rookie coach Billy Donovan, and the tragic death of lead assistant Monty Williams’ wife and team owner Aubrey McClendon.

But once the postseason began they found another gear. They took care of Dallas, ran one of the best regular season teams, the 67-win Spurs, out of town, and have had two break points on the 73-win Golden State Warriors. A win in Game 7 would see them through to an NBA finals series against LeBron James’ Cavs, and they’d be just 4 wins away from their first franchise Championship since 1979 (when they were the Seattle SuperSonics).

Expect to see more hack-a-Bogur execution in Game 7 (Photo by J Pat Carter/Getty Images)
Expect to see more hack-a-Bogut execution in Game 7 (Photo by J Pat Carter/Getty Images)

But the Thunder won’t win Game 7. Here’s 7 reasons why:

1. When Steven Adams headed to the bench after picking up two quick fouls in Game 5 the Thunder’s paint presence disappeared, despite seldom-used wing Anthony Morrow deciding to drop 10 points in 7 minutes on 4-4 shooting. Even though Adams only committed one foul for the rest of the game the Warriors scored 48 points in the paint and won the rebound battle against the best rebounding team in the regular season. Adams has to stay on the floor and contest and show hard on the ball screens. The Thunder also have a terrible tendency to not communicate with the big when switched onto a playmaker/shot taker. Yes, the Thunder can match the Warriors ‘death’ line-up with their own but they also cause them problems with their length.

Steven Adams does better when he's on the court (Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images)
Steven Adams does better when he’s on the court (Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images)

2. You can’t miss so many shots! Andre Iguodala is a great defender and was supreme at the end of Game 6. Russell Westbrook and Durant can have the volume of shots because they’re stars but going 1 for 13 combined from the perimeter is bad at home.

3. Execution. When the one player to make a field goal in the last 5 minutes of a potentially series-clinching game is Andre Roberson then the old cliché of Thunder ‘hero ball’ comes back to haunt them. During the regular season they lost a league-high 14 games in which they’d entered the fourth quarter holding a lead. OKC played right into the hands of the Warriors defence.

4. The arrogance which used to be misconstrued as confidence exhibited by the Warriors. It’s a fine line – one day you’re the darlings of the NBA and showing the way in a brave new era of space and pace, the next you kick a dude in the nuts and suddenly everything you do is seen as preening and whining. This doesn’t really help though.

Curry gon' Curry (Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images)
Curry gon’ Curry (Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images)

5. Stopping Klay Thompson means conceding that Curry will Curry. He’s a little sore in the MCL and in the Thunder wins they really loaded up on him early in the possession. What it does though is open up the floor for Draymond Green whose plus/minus was so bad through the early losses in the series it was almost laughable. He’s over the nut job on Adams and they’re in the safe confines of home in an elimination game. Klay’s 11 threes were record-setting and on any other team would be amazing. For the Warriors it’s just one of the Splash Brothers connecting. Thompson has gone for 37 before. In a quarter. You probably couldn’t hit 11 threes with him in a game of NBA 2K16 on the PS4.

Klay Thompson can block shots too (Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images)
Klay Thompson can block shots too (Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images)

6. The Warriors and the Thunder both turn the ball over at a high rate but the Warriors have made the adjustments and the Thunder have only recently ratcheted up the pressure on the ball and in the passing lanes. Most notably, Warriors head coach Steve Kerr said that they will try not to pass over the Thunder players because they are long. It’s worked. That’s coaching.

7. Last time I wrote on The Spinoff about the Warriors I told you to watch Golden State’s history-making 73-win game rather than Kobe’s last game as a Laker, which ended up being a much more enthralling (albeit kinda gross) watch. So go the Warriors, and if the Thunder win it’s because I typed this out on the internet where it will haunt me and my children and my children’s children forever.