A definitive ranking of the best beards on the TV show Vikings

30 Nov 2018

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The Spinoff’s resident beard expert Madeleine Chapman ranks the top five beards on Vikings.

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The hairiest show on TV (and online streaming services) is back, and there are legitimate questions to be asked – mainly, why is Ivar such a loser? But while Vikings characters may break our hearts, their beards are forever. The Spinoff’s resident facial hair expert Madeleine Chapman ranks them.

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