Undertaking the yearly challenge that is digesting the New Zealand International Film Festival line-up, Alex Casey from The Spinoff and Steve Newall from Flicks team up with notorious film festival fan Matthew Crawley to chew over the 2016 programme.

Every. Last. Word of it.

With their new mate Terry that they picked up in a screening of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Out of the Shadows, the team paw over the entire booklet from cover to cover, weighing in on their picks of the fest, the films that will change your life and the films that may or may not feature bestiality.

Is it a piece of performance art? An audio book? A two hour black comedy? An immense waste of time? Listen below and decide for yourself: