We celebrate the end of our quest for Forever Love with a Forever Podcast. Jane Yee, Alex Casey and Duncan Greive finally get their long-sought after Lindauer sponsorship, and drank it watching a landmark television event: the end of New Zealand’s first ever Bachelor franchise. It promised much and delivered more, from bad bottom animals to mouthy mums to Gollum-esque jewellers. We loved every ridiculous moment, and spent way too long chewing on its delicious fat.

And as a reward for listeners who grow weary of the excessive analysis of this skimpy bikini of a show – Duncan has a bombshell rumour dropping near the end that is potentially maybe something you might want to stick around for, as Art would say.

Note: From now on we will publish occasional one-off podcasts covering particular one-off television events – like this look at the 20/20 Bruce Jenner interview – in addition to all our other regular reality TV pods like ‘After the Factor’ and ‘The Fantasy Suite’. These will all be gathered in one stream under the name ‘The Spinoff Podcasts’. These exist under what was formerly ‘The Fantasy Suite’, so if you’re subscribed to that on iTunes you needn’t do a thing. Otherwise:

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