Sorry to Regina George (Image: Anna Rawhiti-Connell)
Sorry to Regina George (Image: Anna Rawhiti-Connell)

OPINIONPoliticsMay 7, 2024

Luxon and Mitchell weren’t mixed up, they were using girl maths

Sorry to Regina George (Image: Anna Rawhiti-Connell)
Sorry to Regina George (Image: Anna Rawhiti-Connell)

Where some saw the worst press conference given by the government to date, Anna Rawhiti-Connell recognised girl maths game.

Nicola Willis, recently exasperated by comparisons to Ruth Richardson, said she was “a bit sick of being compared with every female finance minister that’s ever been out there.”

Some think that’s a fair comparison because she is National finance minister presiding over cuts and bare cupboards ahead of the Budget. Others would say it’s a bit lazy and sexist to draw the line just because Willis and Richardson are women. When he was National’s finance minister, Bill English presided over zero budgets and what political opponents called a zero hope budget, a sub zero budget and a back to the future budget.

Willis didn’t need to worry so much about being the victim of lazy, sexist tropes because proponents of another, far more popular gendered money trope were lying dormant in her boss, prime minister Christopher Luxon, and colleague, police minister Mark Mitchell. 

Tfw adding up girl maths (Photo by Hagen Hopkins/Getty Images)

Some people have described Monday’s post-cabinet press conference as “messy” and the “worst performance at a press conference” given by the government to date, but game recognises game and students of girl maths knew exactly what was going on. “Gurl, I see you,” they said as Mitchell offered up the annual cost of keeping someone in prison instead of clarity about how many prison beds were being added to the national total and how much of the $1.9b spending commitment being announced would be allocated towards the cost of new prison beds.

Girl math is both exalted and reviled. On one hand, it’s an online trend that describes a fun and cutesy way of deploying bamboozling strategies to justify large or unnecessary purchases that we shouldn’t criticise because only girls get it. It’s joyful, actually, and you’re just a bit confused. On the other, it’s a fun and cutesy way for girls to look a bit stupid when justifying large and unnecessary purchases, damaging their future financial selves and flushing confidence in women’s financial acumen down the toilet by tying themselves in nonsensical explanatory knots to scratch an itch.  

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Mitchell used a version of the girl maths favourite, sunk cost or the lay buy strategy. That strategy goes like this: “Babes we’ve already spent this much and are actually already getting 600 new prison beds. This is just adding some, maybe 210 or maybe 220, but it wasn’t even me. It was Chris and Kelvin. All this money (can’t tell you how much exactly, look over there, not here) being spent on an ambulance at the bottom of the cliff sounds like a lot (just think about how nice the complete wing at Waikeria will be), but isn’t actually heaps, it’s just completing the set (of places to put people at Waikeria prison). The set is 810 beds, or 820 beds, it’s not a total of 1410 beds, my loyalty card has been punched 9 times, so essentially, this is like free beds if we pay one more time. This is so obvious, I couldn’t be any clearer, why aren’t you geeeeetttttting it?”

When faced with a questioning and increasingly incredulous boyfriend, in this case, the press gallery, girl maths disciples know that the best thing to do for your ride or die is nod along supportively. Luxon did that when questions were being flung at Mitchell, seemingly contradicting what Mitchell was saying. Asked if the 810 beds were in addition to the 600 already being built at Waikeria, Luxon nodded. Yiss kween.

Asked about double bunking, a practice that’s led to allegations of sexual assault, rape and violence, Mitchell doesn’t want there to be any but left the door open for another girl maths favourite, cost per wear, saying he could not rule it out.

No further clarity was found at yesterday’s press conference, so the only-in-case-of-emergencies girl maths glass of producing receipts got smashed. A statement was issued, clarifying that actually, yes, it is 810 more beds on top of the 600 Labour already bought (they already bought them!). Mitchell says he muddied the water, which is actually the point of girl maths. Luxon says the announcement wasn’t rushed and backs his bestie. It was just the spontaneous joy of getting mixed up in the moment.

One of the very best girl maths rules is that any money spent at beauty mega store Sephora doesn’t count because it is an investment in the future. Where experts might tell you eating well (alleviating poverty), sleeping (addressing intergenerational and systematic violence within the home), and drinking water (growing productivity, providing employment and generally lifting the standard of living) will do more for your skin (reducing crime) than 810 Drunk Elephant minis (more prison beds), you don’t have to justify your skincare spend to anyone. It is an investment because it means you won’t have to spend money on fillers or any kind of appearance medicine in the future.

Perfect girl maths, no notes. 

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OPINIONPoliticsMay 7, 2024

Adding gender to the Human Rights Act – what’s the big deal?

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Adding gender to the Human Rights Act would simply make the implicit explicit. So why is it so controversial? Paul Thistoll explains.

At present, Aotearoa’s 1993 Human Rights Act (HRA) includes sex, marital status, religious belief, ethical belief (meaning a lack of religious belief), colour, race, ethnicity or national origin, disability, age, political opinion, family status and sexual orientation as protected grounds of discrimination (section 21).

A noticeable exception from this list is gender identity – the right to be free from discrimination based on your freely chosen gender.  Why is it not there and why is its inclusion proving so difficult?

The HRA, along with the 1990 Bill of Rights Act (BORA) is an important codification into New Zealand law of the UN’s International Covenant on Civil and Political Rights (ICCPR) – signed and ratified by New Zealand in 1978. It is important to note that the UN’s Human Rights Committee has consistently interpreted Article 14 of the ICCPR, which prohibits discrimination on the basis of sex, as implicitly including gender. Additionally, the UN Committee on the Elimination of Discrimination Against Women also interprets sex discrimination to include discrimination based on gender identity.

To uphold this work in New Zealand, groundbreaking transgender MP Georgina Beyer proposed to add gender explicitly into the HRA via a members’ bill in 2006 (drafted in 2004). However, then attorney-general Michael Cullen was supplied with an influential opinion from the solicitor-general which advised that based on overseas precedents and interpretations, gender was already included in the HRA. Cullen then used this opinion as justification for Labour not supporting Georgina’s members’ bill, as it was to his formidable mind unnecessary and inelegant. Beyer then withdrew the bill.

Georgina Beyer makes her maiden speech in 2000

While there has been no further legislative movement since then, government departments and other organisations, including the Human Rights Commission (HRC), have developed policy as if the Crown Law opinion, expressed by the solicitor-general, is true and valid. The HRC, for example, has always assessed complaints as if gender were identified explicitly in the HRA. The problem is that this opinion has, to the best of our legal knowledge, never been tested at the Human Rights Review Tribunal. 

Thus, we find ourselves in a situation where policy is being made based on an opinion that is now 17 years old and untested.

In that time, society has progressed significantly concerning gender identity. The legislature has passed bills allowing people to freely choose their gender – the Self-ID bill (Birth, Deaths, Marriages, and Relationships Registration Act 2021), and outlawed gender conversion therapy (Conversion Practices Prohibition Legislation Act 2022). Among other significant decisions that have been made, the New Zealand Association of Counsellors, the New Zealand Psychological Society, and the Royal Australasian College of Psychiatrists have all embedded gender-affirming care into their codes of practice.

At the same time, the Ministry of Health has continued to support the provision of gender-affirming care. While delivery of this care is decided by individual regions, resulting in limited access to procedures such as top surgery, this is the result of funding and prioritisation issues rather than an ideological or evidence-based opposition to gender-affirming care. The ministry has taken a number of actions to support primary care providers in giving gender-affirming healthcare to adults, such as funding pilot programmes to improve patient access and developing training for GPs who wish to learn more. Puberty blockers are available to transgender youth presenting with gender dysphoria via endocrinologists, and new guidelines for their use are currently being developed by PATHA.

Other signs of social progress abound – for instance, the Christchurch City Council found that women-only swimming sessions that were explicitly trans-inclusive were highly popular and in fact, became oversubscribed.

The growth of social media during this time, however, has undermined progress towards a society that accepts people freely choosing their own gender identity. Gender-critical voices, such as trans-exclusionary radical feminists (TERFs) and transphobes, have exploited the divisive nature of social media, particularly Twitter/X to create the impression of having a much louder voice than they actually have. I myself decided to deactivate my personal X account because the platform has become a deeply inhospitable place under the free speech absolutist Elon Musk. 

Besides raising the interesting question of the extent to which free speech should be allowed to interfere with societal progress on human rights, this situation with making the implicit explicit seems to represent something of a conundrum.

Luckily the Human Rights (Prohibition of Discrimination on Grounds of Gender Identity or Expression, and Variations of Sex Characteristics) Amendment Bill, put forward by the esteemed scholar of takatāpui and then-Green MP Elizabeth Kerekere as a members’ bill, was pulled from the biscuit tin in 2023.

Since the last election, the bill has been passed over to Debbie Ngarewa-Packer, co-leader of Te Pāti Māori.

The bill is elegantly drafted and seeks simply to make explicit what is currently implicit. It inserts the following clauses in the HRA: “after section 21(1)(a): (ab) gender identity or expression, which means the self-identified gender, name, pronoun, appearance, mannerisms or other gender-related characteristics of a person, with or without regard to the person’s assigned sex at birth: (ac) variations of sex characteristics.” It further defines sex characteristics later on.

So why should making the implicit explicit be so controversial?

Government departments have been making policy as if Ngarewa-Packer’s bill was already passed for the last 17 years.

Countering Hate Speech Aotearoa intend to lend their voice vociferously to the debate around Ngarewa-Packer’s bill. We believe that our side of the narrative is much easier to sell than our critics’ – this bill will bolster human rights protections for an often-discriminated minority and does not alter the rights or freedoms of any other group.

Just as with the self-ID bill, if Ngarewa-Packer’s bill passes nothing much will change overnight – structures, institutions,and policies will all survive and nothing terrible will happen. The gender-critical voices will have to argue that denying trans people their human rights is a good thing and this is a difficult narrative for them to pursue. Everyone likes human rights, right?

Paul Thistoll is the CEO of Countering Hate Speech Aotearoa. CHSA has a focus on LGBTQIA+ issues, with a particular interest in the rights of transgender, intersex, gender-diverse, gender-queer and non-binary people.