The Alternative Commentary Collective return for an unprecedented fifth week of Champagne Rugby, previewing the weekend’s big semi with what could be the most dangerous prediction mechanism yet.

A member of the public finally agrees to climb inside the social media testicle, and poses one of the best questions ever posed to the collective: who are the sexiest mid-to-late-80s All Blacks? There’s only one way to find out:

Conrad Smith and Dan Carter are joining a host of former internationals in the French Top 14 competition. Click here to subscribe.