Politics

Politics: What’s their Vibe? Assessing the Republican Presidential Contenders’ Personal Brands

After watching CNN’s three hour, 11 candidate Republican debate yesterday, Duncan Greive assesses the general vibe of each candidate, with help from Alex Casey on speech bubbles

Rand Paul: Guy who woke up in his car – again.

Guy Who Woke Up in his car

Mike Huckabee: Crew member in charge of laughing at leader’s jokes / Will dance for VP selection

Reegina's Best Friend in Mean Girls

Marco Rubio: Best Supporting Actor Academy Award Nominee for playing a President

Best Supporting Actor Nominee, playing the President

Ted Cruz: Funeral Preacher. Doesn’t know the name of the deceased.

Pastor delivering heartfelt eulogy. Doesn't know Deceased's name

Ben Carson: Guy you have a ‘save me’ signal for, in case you get stuck talking to them at a party.

Guy You Have a 'Save me' signal For if You get trapped talking to them at a party

Donald Trump: DONALD TRUMP

DONALD TRUMP

Jeb Bush: Exasperated Fourth Form Dean

Fourth Form Dean

Scott Walker: Inherited his Dad’s SME manufacturing firm and suit. Neither fits.

Inherited his dad's manufacturing business and suits, doesn't know what to do with either

Carly Fiorina: Reconditioned Second Generation Synth

Reconditioned Second Generation synth.

John Kasich: Car boot lawyer

Car Boot lawyer

Chris Christie: Bargain store frontman (above Mad Butcher, below Adrienne and John from Magness Benrow)

Magnus Benrow:MadButcher-style bargain store frontman

 

 

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