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Princess Chelsea
Princess Chelsea

Pop CultureFebruary 25, 2022

Princess Chelsea on creepy sheep and her positive new breakdown song

Princess Chelsea
Princess Chelsea

Gabi Lardies chats making records and constructing images with the Auckland musician, whose new single ‘Everything is Going To Be Alright’ is out today.

“It started off as a joke,” Chelsea Nikkel says of her stage name Princess Chelsea. “They were being sarcastic, because when we were on tour I was often looking really disheveled, and they would joke that I was a princess.”

Apparently she looked “kinda like this”. Wearing a 1990s era All Blacks jersey, she leans back, pushes her hand through short, black hair and gestures down at the loose, black, proudly Kiwi garb. She is in her home studio; on the wall two synthesizers and a microphone lean on a shelf, and another mic leans towards her from its clamp on her desk. “They were teasing because I was the opposite of [a princess].”

It was almost 15 years ago that her bandmates from Auckland’s Teen Wolf came up with Nikkel’s nickname. Since then, she has released four albums, an E.P, and 11 singles under the name. Today she releases a new single and video, ‘Everything is Going To Be Alright’. The song is the title of her upcoming long-playing record, which she affectionately terms a “nervous breakdown” album.

So does that mean it’s yet another dark, gloomy and brooding lockdown record? Not at all. “It’s a positive album,” she says. “I wanted to do it the other way. A lot of people are going through a tough time – there’s a pandemic, it’s all a bit scary – so hopefully it will be a comforting album.” But it wouldn’t be a Princess Chelsea record if it was simply a bop. Her music has previously been described as “ravishingly strange”, “magical yet menacing” and “sweeter than peach pie… injecting a pure shot of cynicism”. Everything is Going To Be Alright is, in her own words, “a little bit creepy, a little bit tense”.

In the accompanying video, as airy synths are punctured by thudding guitar, sheep trot on an almost acid-green hill. Superimposed on the scene is Nikkel, wearing a blonde wig studded with flowers, fake eyelashes and pink lipstick. At one point she turns her gaze towards the camera, makes eye contact with the viewer, and smiles.

“Eye contact really freaks people out,” Nikkel says of that disquieting moment. But the creepiness of the video goes beyond that one glance. The pastoral imagery of ‘Everything is Going To Be Alright’ is reminiscent of the Skeptics’ infamous 1987 music video for ‘AFFCO’, which opens with two sheep nibbling on grass and proceeds to follow them into the abattoir. Director Stuart Page made that video “to document the ‘process’ of a sheep’s life in contemporary New Zealand”, and didn’t hold back on the violent nature of this “process”. Thirty-five years after Skeptics lead singer David d’Ath screamed “We are the meat workers”, I suspect I see some of the same caustic, sarcastic patriotism in the embroidered Canterbury and Silver Fern logos adorning either side of Nikkel’s chest.

She admits she may have been “somehow channeling” the AFFCO video when she made ‘Everything is Going To Be Alright’. After all, there are some “scared sheep” in her video too. “The funny thing is, when I got funding for the next single… I was thinking ‘who should I get to make the video?’ and I thought, ‘what about the person that made [‘AFFCO’]?’” Page will be directing her next video, which is being shot on Monday.

When Nikkel posted a teaser of ‘Everything is Going To Be Alright’ to Instagram, fans were “already obsessed”. Since the release of her first album Lil’ Golden Book 11 years ago, Nikkel has built a loyal following, both here and around the world. “The cool thing about being a cult artist, is that your popularity, if you keep going – and keep being good,” she laughs, “just gradually goes up.” As in the video, she looks back at her fans. “I recognise a lot of them now, on social media, and I’m like ‘oh there’s that French guy Julien, who’s been following me for 10 years.’ It’s quite sweet, they’re really, really intense fans. It’s real cool.”

It’s not just her music they’re invested in. Under the same post one fan commented “You’re so cute 😍😘” to which Nikkel replied, “disgustingly on purpose here hahah”. A femme style, where the aesthetic labour of appearance is obvious, can conjure superficiality, prissiness, brattiness and childish entitlement – much like the term “princess”. But, just as she does with her shimmery pop, Nikkel complicates this image. The @wonderfulprincesschelsea profile is a mix of dolled up portraits – Nikkel dressed in a pink lace gown, wearing a floral head-piece and a full face of makeup  – and shots of her in cheap-looking track pants, with a shaved head, sitting on a massive pile of rubbish bags.

“I do like to mess around with image,” she tells me, “I love dressing up – it’s fun.” Like the brightness of her signature sound, the dual image is also “a tool for emphasising things in a way that’s creepy”. While some people’s reaction may be “Oh it’s some happy princess girl, fuck that” they’re not looking, or listening, properly, she suggests. Hers is a sickly sweetness, a tongue-in-cheek embrace of femininity, accompanying a creative output that is certainly not frivolous. Nikkel cites US musician Jonathan Richman as a hero for his ability to approach serious topics sincerely while remaining “really happy, cute and fun”. And after all: “you shouldn’t care about the opinions of people who don’t really listen.”

Coming four years after her last album The Loneliest Girl, Nikkel’s concept for Everything is Going To Be Alright was to involve more people. She has an amazing live band, and tells me she thought, “I’ve gotta get some of that action on my album!” The single, and album, mark a significant musical development. “I think it sounds real different, ‘cause it’s my ‘guitar’ album.” But of course it’s all relative – “there’s still heaps of keyboards”. Along with gathering a cult following, the longevity of the Princess Chelsea musical project has allowed a refinement of her sound. “The more you do something, you refine everything a bit more, so you have less going on but each thing is more important.”

Other than the challenges involved in recording other musicians during lockdown, she says the long periods of isolation didn’t affect her too much. She kept writing, recording and producing in her home studio and “got real awesome at getting up and working all day every day.” Having been a musician most of her life, she doesn’t wait for moments of genius to come to her – she sits down and works, knowing that ideas come from the process of working, and so too do moments of inspiration. “You have to go down that rabbit hole, you can’t just wait to fall into it, you have to crawl down there.”

With the album set for a September release, Nikkel plans to release singles every couple of months until then. We’ve got “basically a year of princess music” to look forward to, she says. Lucky us.

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Pop CultureFebruary 25, 2022

10 things to do during your 10 days of isolation

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Does Covid-19 have you stuck at home with your whānau or flatmates for 10 days? Here’s the isolation inspiration you need, as well as some you probably don’t.

New Zealand has moved to omicron phase three, which means if you’re a household contact of a Covid-19 case, you need to spend 10 days in isolation. That equates to 240 hours or 14,400 minutes at home with your nearest and dearest, but who’s counting? Not us, friends. Not us.

If you’re caring for someone, looking after children or working from home, your isolation diary is probably already filled to capacity. But even the busiest among us need isolation inspiration from time to time, so we’ve created a helpful list of activities to help those hours pass quickly. These ideas might bring your household closer together, or they might make you want to curl up in the corner and rock quietly until this is all over. Either way, we’re not here to judge.

1) Watch 350 episodes of Grey’s Anatomy

The Grey’s Anatomy team face their realest drama yet: Covid-19. (Photo: Supplied)

What could be more McDreamy than a medical drama during a pandemic? Lots of things, probably. A whopping 388 episodes and 18 seasons of Grey’s Anatomy are available on Disney+ (each episode lasting around 41 minutes), so this will keep you occupied for a long, long time. Even if you binge Grey’s for 10 days straight – sleep is for the weak, obviously – you’ll only make it halfway through season 16. Good luck, god speed, may Patrick Dempsey’s hair always keep its wave.

2) Download an app and learn a new language 

Better yet, make up your own. Really challenge yourself, and only respond to your family’s demands when they learn to communicate in this new and extremely technical vernacular.

3) Finish The Luminaries

Heck, you could even start The Luminaries if you want to. I have three copies of this Man Booker prize winner on my shelves, but have I ever made it past the title page? Thrice, no. Eleanor Catton’s esteemed novel lands at an epic 848 pages, so a simple 85 pages a day or three and a half pages every hour will transport you safely through these 10 days at home.

4) Do all the Wordles 

This is tricky

A Wordle a day keeps the doctor away, but we all know that one is never enough. Praise be to the genius who created this Wordle archive, pulling together over 230 of the Wordles that time forgot. Solving 23 Wordles a day will take you to five-letter-word nirvana before you know it, and then you can move on to Lewdle, Nerdle, Quordle, and Worldle. Also, being trapped in close confines with your housemates will remind you to guess fun words like  “farts”, “dorks” and “drunk”.

5) Take a slow TV trip around the world 

You can’t leave the house while you’re isolating, but thanks to something called “the internet”, you can still travel the world. Check out this relaxing 10 hour train journey to the Arctic circle from the comfort of your own bed, and follow it up with this seven hour London canal journey. Love animals? Watch bison graze in Yellowstone National Park for three hours. Cold? Watch this crackling fire for another 10 hours. Honestly, slow TV is the gift that keeps on giving.

6) Do a really big jigsaw

This 18,000 piece jigsaw puzzle is an absolute bargain at $456, and should take you at least 10 days to complete. Maybe even 10 years. This might actually be your lifetime’s work.

7) Contemplate all the burning questions raised by NZ band The Exponents in their  pop hits from the ‘90s

Who does love who the most? What did happen to Tracey? Why does love do this to me? This is one you don’t want to rush.

8) Watch 240 episodes of The Chase

The Chasers (Photo: TVNZ)

There is no greater TV bounty than The Chase, so imagine how big your brain would be after watching all 1,860 episodes of the best quiz show on television. Alas, these 10 days will only allow you to hoover up 240 episodes, which is barely a drop in The Chase bucket, unless you watch them at triple speed like the quiz beast you were born to be.

9) Learn all five verses of the New Zealand national anthem in te reo Māori and English

This is an achievable goal. It’s admirable, even. It’s also guaranteed to win you both friends and enemies when you insist on singing the full anthem before each meal, so use your power carefully.

10 ) Make a blanket fort and live like a bear until this quality time with your housemates is over

Sometimes, hibernation is the only way forward.