The Real Pod assembles to dissect the week in reality television and real life, with special thanks to Nando’s.

It is the end of My Restaurant Rules NZ and gods everywhere are weeping. Tyson and Denise from Rustic Kitchen left tiny tractor tyre marks over their opponents at Moxie, Julia got a Bachelorette makeover and Raf was delighted by the colourful meals. Speaking of The Bachelorette NZ, Alex has sworn to do a shooey if Lily McManus isn’t involved.

Beyond that, we recap episode three of New Zealand’s Next Top Model: an episode of bold makeup, bold hip-hop moves and extremely bold hairstyles. There’s also some great Colin content, heated debates about both eggs and rhubarb, and some horrific news about Andy Serkis. It’s The Real Pod!

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