Hobbit-in-chief Peter Jackson (Photo: Getty Images)
Hobbit-in-chief Peter Jackson (Photo: Getty Images)

Pop CultureFebruary 4, 2019

Peter Jackson is out of control and must be stopped

Hobbit-in-chief Peter Jackson (Photo: Getty Images)
Hobbit-in-chief Peter Jackson (Photo: Getty Images)

The announcement that Peter Jackson’s latest project is a Beatles documentary is proof the decorated director has finally gone too far, writes Duncan Greive.

It seems scarcely credible to suggest at this point, but Peter Jackson used to be cool. He made silly, weird movies about New Zealand – its monsters and its murderers – and generally seemed like he understood this country in quite a profound way.

We know what happened next. He created a juggernaut movie franchise in Lord of the Rings and swiftly became one of the most powerful people in entertainment anywhere. His films made billions and he acquired the singular ability to greenlight almost any project he wanted, along with enough personal wealth to fund a mega budget film out of his own walking around money, should he wish.

He convinced three successive governments to create law which meant some of the biggest films in history were made in the lower North Island at the arse end of the world – even as it made the film industry an island from the rest of our employment law. In Weta he has overseen the rise of a visual effects powerhouse which has shaped the way blockbuster film looks and feels.

On balance, the trade of cultish cool for near infinite power was probably a good one for him and for New Zealand. Yet it’s what you do with that power which defines you. And Peter Jackson, once a prodigiously gifted chronicler of New Zealand’s shaggy edges, has revealed that he is, at heart, an outrageously basic anglophile.

First he fucked Tolkein’s epics to death over six films totalling over three weeks in duration and ruined Wellington’s airport seemingly forever. Subsequently he’s helmed multiple World War I projects, valourising the endless scurvy and mud of an increasingly ancient war.

To this point you could almost justify his actions. He can’t have known going in to LOTR just how vast it would become, and while it stole the best creative years of his life, those kind of money-spewing creative projects are near-impossible to stop rolling once they’re in motion.

World War I – also forgivable. It definitely happened and the world would doubtless be a different and far shittier place had not millions of terrified youngsters bravely marched to their doom so we all might live freer lives. The west’s huge world wars fetish means it’s unlikely many of us were unaware of the nature of that war, but it seems very mean-spirited to criticise someone’s honouring of the noble dead, so I’ll stop now.

But this new Beatles thing? Absolutely not. No way. If you missed it, his latest announcement is a fossick through some unseen footage of the band recording Let it Be, to create a new documentary, 50 years later.

This is not acceptable. There is no entity in popular culture which needs reexamination less than The Beatles, whose every fart and fringe has been subjected to PhD theses and ten disc rarities sets. In particular their breakup and final days and how they somehow made a nice album while being a little peevish with one another is extremely well understood.

This is not a comment on the merit of the band or their music – it’s not for me, but some of my best friends are Beatles fans and they seem basically OK. It’s more that this world is boiling over with magnificent stories barely known at all, so to once again head down an extremely tapped well feels gratuitous.

Truly, it’s as if Mark from Peep Show was Jackson’s agent – every project seemingly birthed to please the kind of sad English boomer Nick Hornby dad who on the balance of probabilities made Brexit happen.

The worst part is that Jackson remains a prodigiously talented stylist. Few can conjure a world like him, can make a screen boil with imagery which feels so intricately crafted and boldly rendered. And he’s obviously done much more than just the projects I emphasise, and had an immense impact on New Zealand. He’s loathed by many in unions, while many others believe that the laws he pushed through are the only reason Avatar and The Hobbit happened here. He made King Kong which was quite lovely and The Lovely Bones which was not. Weta and Park Road Post and dozens of other businesses and films and theatres and museums exist because he and Fran Walsh willed them into being. It’s a lot, and a lot to admire.

And yet – the goddamn Beatles? This very specific nostalgia, it has to stop. Imagine if he, as well as making things from here, made the occasional project about here? Or, frankly anything but England and its culture in a fairly narrow era.

It doesn’t have to be cool. It doesn’t have to be a splatter movie even. It just has to be a story we don’t already know inside out.

So for the love of the beautiful little battler nation where you grew up and live, Sir Peter, please let it actually be after you’re done with this one.

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You scream, I scream, we all scream for whats hitting Lightbox in February.
You scream, I scream, we all scream for whats hitting Lightbox in February.

Pop CultureFebruary 1, 2019

New to Lightbox in February: We’re far from the shallows now

You scream, I scream, we all scream for whats hitting Lightbox in February.
You scream, I scream, we all scream for whats hitting Lightbox in February.

The biggest meme generator of 2018, the return of a beloved sitcom favourite and a new Lightbox Original are just some of the new titles coming to Lightbox this month. Sam Brooks and Alex Casey run down the highlights.

A Star is Born (movie drops 6 Feb)

I’ll tell you something, girl, A Star is Born has infected every corner of life. I think about a different scene every day, I sing that damn song every morning in the shower, I watch this excruciating clip of Bradley Cooper doing an impromptu performance in Vegas every hour, on the hour. Some may question how a thrice rebooted film featuring Steve from All About Steve smashing up drugs with a cowboy boot managed to enchant the entire world. The answer, of course, is Lady Gaga. because Lady Gaga is always the answer. Watch it and then watch it again. / Alex Casey

Will and Grace (S1 of the reboot drops 6 Feb)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDuZNrp8pQE

Yes, it’s that Will and Grace. No, it’s not a reboot. Yes, it’s the same cast. Yes, it’s still essential sitcom television.

The three-camera sitcom might’ve gone out of style with terrestrial television, but if any show makes a good enough argument for retaining the style, it’s Will and Grace. There’s a certain wackiness that a live studio audience affords you – you sure as hell couldn’t do an episode where the protagonist almost drowns in her artificial intelligence shower on Louie – and Will and Grace gives you that in spades.

What it also gives you is four actors who understand this genre and their characters like old clothes from the back of the closet they’re fitting right back into. It’s comfort television, but with a gentle push towards progressivism and the good feeling of just loving those around you. And, god, sometimes that’s what you need from whatever screen you happen to be pointed at. / Sam Brooks

Dynamo: Magician Impossible (S1-4 drops Feb 11)

Oh, so you have some doubts about bearing witness to literally the greatest living magician of our time? Hmm, weird but OK. The hoodie-wearing bad boy from Bradford couldn’t be further from the sequinned, top hat touting magicians of yore, and that’s what makes his incredible feats all the more unbelievable. Watch as he shocks and amazes humble civilians alongside a bevvy of his celebrity friends, and then spend the rest of the night on Reddit trying to figure out how the hell he did it. But don’t take my word for it, here’s a pretty good sell from the man himself last year:

Everybody just wants to feel that sense of wonder, you know? It’s harking back to that feeling of wanting to feel young again, because when we are children we don’t know how the world works and we haven’t been hit with that scepticism and responsibilities you get later. Magic shows that we all love the sense of wonder and that we are really all the same. It shows us that we’re all just human, it takes away people’s egos. And life’s better when there are no big egos to spoil it.” / AC

Xena: Warrior Princess (S1-3 drops 15 Feb)

“In time of ancient Gods, Warlords and Kings, a land in turmoil cried out for a hero. She was Xena, a mighty princess forged in the heat of battle. The power. The passion. The danger. Her courage will change the world.”

So speaks the opening narration of Xena: Warrior Princess, the iconic Lucy Lawless series from the nineties. And honestly, in these troubled times of 2019, we are a people in turmoil. And we cry out for a hero. That hero? Xena.

I was obsessed with this show as a dewy-eyed kid, and watched nearly all of it again as a less dewy-eyed adult, and it held up. There’s a cheesiness to the entire affair, as Xena somehow manages to fight her way through many different civilizations and their mythologies, conflating them all into one vaguely directional journey across… Europe? Asia? Who can say. It’s more than kept together by Lucy Lawless’ star-making performance, and the barely veiled homoerotic subtext beneath the whole thing – it’s about as fun as genre TV gets, and I’ll be glad to wander my way through it for a third time. / SB

Hell Fest (movie drops Feb 13)

Well, this looks like an actual living nightmare come true and I simply cannot wait to watch it. We’ve all had that moment in a haunted house, or a corn maze, or a ghost train, where you just couldn’t help but think that it would be a great place for a serial killer to strike. Hell Fest takes that gorgeous kernel of fear, and pops it into a big buttery bowl of terror. “Feel like spending time in an insane amusement park while watching characters worth rooting for get picked off by the world’s most patient serial killer?” asked The Hollywood Insider, “then Hell Fest delivers.” / AC

Wildlife (movie drops 13 Feb)

Look at those two: Carey Mulligan and Jake Gyllenhaal. If you’re not already wanting to watch the film based on those two, you need to re-evaluate your taste. They’re two of our best young-ish actors, y’all.

If you’re somehow not convinced by that, I’ll continue. Wildlife is directed by Paul Dano (the dude from There Will Be Blood) and written by him and his partner Zoe Kazan (who wrote the excellent Ruby Sparks) and follows a slowly disintegrating marriage in the 60s in Florida. It’s got tear-stained adultery, chastened looks and glances, and a whole lot of people being quite rightly sad. I caught it at the film festival last year and I cannot fathom why Carey Mulligan’s tremendous performance got slept on by awards bodies across the world, and I implore you not to sleep on it as well.  / SB

High Road (Lightbox Original Series, S2)

High Road has had a tremendous run since 2013, when audiences across the world were introduced to the somewhat loveable, totally nuts Terry Huffer, an ex rockstar who DJs from his caravan in Piha. Since then the web-series has made its way up from Vimeo to Lightbox, where the second full season will debut as a fancy dancy Lightbox Original. It comes from the mind of Justin Harwood (of noted Kiwi band The Chills) and features an all-star cast of your faves: Mark Mitchinson, Jennifer Ward-Lealand, Luanne Gordon, Danielle Mason, Andre King, and if you start watching the first season right now, there’s a certain famous British star who makes a cameo.

(Spoiler: it’s Emma Thompson.) / SB

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