Rachael "Raygun" Gunn, the Australian breaker, in her t-rex pose
Rachael ‘Raygun’ Gunn, the Australian breaker, in her famous kangaroo/t-rex pose (Image: Anna Rawhiti-Connell)

InternetAugust 13, 2024

Anatomy of an Olympic internet sensation: Raygun’s fall and rise and fall and rise and…

Rachael "Raygun" Gunn, the Australian breaker, in her t-rex pose
Rachael ‘Raygun’ Gunn, the Australian breaker, in her famous kangaroo/t-rex pose (Image: Anna Rawhiti-Connell)

Incredulity, mockery, viciousness, humour, hero-status and now critical appraisal. The short but full life of one of the Olympics’ most viral stories.   

In 2013, Tom Phillips, then editorial director at Buzzfeed UK, documented one of the most infamous patterns of online culture.

It was peak Buzzfeed — a numbered list compiled using screenshots of other people’s tweets. Headlined The 29 Stages Of A Twitterstorm, the subheading promised “a tour of the anger factory” and it was a breakdown of all that happens online when someone has “done something bad” and it hits Twitter. 

The work itself is not sparkling prose, but Phillips provided an instantly recognisable “anatomy” of how people are villainised (and deified) online at breakneck speed in real time. He has since abandoned the network formerly known as Twitter, but the cycle of internet fame and infamy he rudimentarily called attention to lives on, superpowered by the rise of online video platforms like TikTok, YouTube and Instagram.

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Rachael “Raygun” Gunn began her first breaking battle at the Paris Olympics on Friday, August 9 at 4:13pm (2:13am NZT). Breaking (breakdancing to the layperson) debuted at the Olympics this year. Gunn is a 36-year-old academic who teaches at Macquarie University in Sydney, researches the “cultural politics of breaking” and was Australia’s “B-girl” or women’s breaking representative at the Olympics.

She competed against three other breakers in Paris and scored zero points. As an exemplar of world-class breaking, she objectively failed, but she has succeeded at breaking the internet nonetheless.

Raygun competes during the Breaking B-Girls Round Robin Group B battle at the 2024 Olympic Games
Raygun competes during the breaking round robin at the 2024 Olympic Games (Photo by Harry Langer/DeFodi Images via Getty Images)

Many in her home country were asleep when Raygun introduced us to the kangaroo hop, the dog-on-grass-after-a-bath flail, and her John Howard-as-a-PE-teacher style. Olympic-heads and patriots in the Southern hemisphere woke up to the component parts of a viral moment in full whir. 

It didn’t matter if you’d missed the actual live broadcast of the event because you were now being served multiple clips of Raygun’s performance on TikTok, Instagram Reels and Twitter. TikTok and Instagram have made it possible for anyone to edit and soundtrack video, a behaviour that already feels as old as the hills, but was barely in its infancy at the 2016 Olympic games in Brazil. TikTok’s user base has nearly doubled in the three years since the “Covid bubble” Olympics in Tokyo in 2021.

Raygun’s routine was set to the Seinfeld theme and the Men at Work song ‘Down Under’. It was spliced with clips of Kath & Kim, and Chris Lilley’s character Mr G from Summer Heights High. As quickly as they were being loaded, they were being disabled “in response to a report by the copyright owner”. Despite the obvious and necessary role of social media in propelling the Olympics beyond pay TV walls and into stratospheric attention economy heights, broadcasters have rights to Olympics footage and meme-makers do not.

The initial response, concocted in the wee hours while Australia slept, was one of incredulity and mockery.

An early tweet, sent by some guy with a few hundred followers on X, has now been picked up by multiple media outlets as an encapsulation of the initial response.“The more I watch the videos of Raygun, the Aussie breaker, the more I get annoyed. There’s 27.7 million Australians in the world and that’s who they send to the Olympics for this inaugural event??? C’mon now!”, it read. 

Questions began to swirl about how Gunn had qualified. Some of these questions had been alluded to, and partially answered by the Sydney Morning Herald the day before, but this lay somewhat dormant until the internet cycle was ready to swing into phase 17 of Raygun’s virality. There are several iterations and a climb up Google and X’s trending search and topic mountain to get through before arriving back at the factually reported background.

Google search trend data comparing searches for "raygun" and "olympics closing ceremony"
Google search trend data comparing searches for ‘raygun’ and ‘Olympics closing ceremony’

In addition to the trolling and mockery, there were also early signs of hands gathering to lift Raygun upon the wobbly pedestal of internet fame and heroism. One of the most assuredly human parts of the internet fame machine is that at some point, people collectively respond to the psychic weight being heaped upon a living, breathing person and work to swing the pendulum back the other way. There’s a claim made of the person being trolled and mocked and an embrace that is warm and full of our own hopes, dreams, identities, insecurities and anxieties.

The energy shifted and Raygun was not a national embarrassment, but a national hero. Not all internet fame stories have the potential to become parochial, but Raygun’s fame was only enhanced when matched with popular notions of nationhood and snippets of Australian pop culture. Raygun was bringing some classic Australian moves to the global stage, something Americans wouldn’t understand. By midday Saturday, someone had created an image of an Australian five-dollar note with Raygun on it. Raygun was, in the most Australian way possible, “just giving it a bloody go”.

Raygun on an Australian five dollar note
Raygun on an Australian five dollar note

Raygun was also “millennial excellence.” Generational stereotyping and “warfare” is a deep and popular wellspring of identity assertion online. The tweet below, which first connected Raygun to her generation, has had over one million views.

Raygun as millennial excellence

Like a rolling stone gathering discourse moss, the response then morphed further, taking on gender narratives. It entered its meta social narrative and teachable moment phase when Australia’s Olympic chef de mission, Anna Meares, got involved. Meares described the criticism of Gunn’s performance as misogynistic, saying: “Now you look at the history of what we have had as women athletes, have faced in terms of criticism, belittlement, judgment, and simple comments like ‘They shouldn’t be there’.”

Gunn herself posted one of the Kath & Kim videos to her Instagram story and added her own contribution to the gender discourse by saying, “Looking forward to the same level of scrutiny on what the boys wear tomorrow.” In fairness to her, the boy’s uniform is pretty much the same as hers, equally as daggy, and very little commentary has emerged about Australia’s B-boy, J-Attack. Countering her assertion is that J-Attack did slightly better than Gunn, picking up a couple of points. By the time he got to perform, Raygun’s performance had also sucked all the oxygen out of the breaking chat room. No one is talking about J-Attack or the breakers who actually won medals.  There is only so much attention to go around.

By Sunday, there were T-shirts featuring Raygun’s kangaroo/t-rex arms move being sold via Instagram stores. Politicians entered the chat with Australian prime minister Anthony Albanese praising her for “having a crack”. The media were also in full whir mode and perhaps a bit late to the “internet sweetheart, Australia’s next queen or governor general” storyline emerging about Raygun online. Gunn was “under fire”. Among the 50 stories about Raygun run by the Daily Mail in the last three days, was a story about her Instagram being flooded with abusive comments. It pointed people back to her account because nothing says viral sensation like the seemingly eternal social media to media to social media oscillation. Her videos have gone from picking up tens of thousands of views to cracking the one million view mark. 

Heavy, though, is the head that wears the crown of overexposure and internet fame fatigue.  As Raygun closes out the Olympics hoisted on the shoulders of other Australian athletes, leading spontaneous breaking sessions in the streets, undoubtedly having a great time, the inevitably of internet fame, being filmed all the time and at least another few days of scrutiny has manifested. Why, people are asking, was her street performance at the athlete’s village yesterday better than her actual Olympics performance? I think it’s safe to conclude, based on the response to this video, that “better” is in the eyes of the beholder.

Rounding out the souring and inevitable curdling of online sentiment are valid questions that return us to how Gunn qualified, how breaking made it to the Olympics in the first place, whether you can “sportify” a pretty underground subculture, and who gets to do that.

As the Sydney Morning Herald story points out, the body shepherding breaking into the Olympics, the World Dance Sport Federation (WDSF), wanted to get ballroom dancing into the Games but “kept failing because it was too “outdated”. Instead, they pivoted to breaking as “a youthful alternative”, hiring a lobbyist to mount the case. The story goes on to explain how many breakers weren’t keen on having their sport “Olympified” and that there was something of a scramble to get the “sport” Olympics-ready and organised. Qualifiers were hastily arranged, and the necessary accruements of an official Olympic sport were assembled quickly. The implication is that breaking should stay a subcultural art form and that the WDSF’s push to get it to the Olympics is a cynical ploy. To some, the fact that Australia was repped by a 36-year-old white academic also offers up a pretzel-shaped argument about colonisation. Debate is raging about cultural appropriation. It wouldn’t be a full cycle of internet discourse unless it had also attracted counterclaims characterising the criticism of Raygun and the criticism of the criticism as woke bullshit.

We’ll never know whether Raygun had any clues that her time at the Olympics would serve as a vivid illustration of an internet fame cycle. What started as international ridicule morphed into a celebration of national and generational pride, chased by questions about gender, race, authenticity and commercialisation. The jury is out on whether Raygun has helped or hindered breaking as a sport and/or art form in the long term. Breaking will not be part of the 2028 games in Los Angeles.

The safest ruling, for now, is that the line between genuine achievement and meme fodder is as blurred as ever. The Olympics, with its pursuit of elite sporting excellence, is as indebted to the moments of comedy and pathos that roar up from the masses with their copyright breaches as any other form of entertainment vying for our attention. 

In Phillips’s breakdown of the stages of a Twitter storm, the last is this: “The next day, somebody, somewhere does something bad……and the Circle of Life can begin once again.” Raygun didn’t necessarily do something bad, but the internet is also not sure if it was good. It might be both. Fortunately, someone else will be along to divide and conquer the discourse soon.

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Satan’s Games (Image: Anna Rawhiti-Connell and Tina Tiller)
Satan’s Games (Image: Anna Rawhiti-Connell and Tina Tiller)

InternetJuly 30, 2024

Was the Olympic opening ceremony satanic? A Spinoff investigation

Satan’s Games (Image: Anna Rawhiti-Connell and Tina Tiller)
Satan’s Games (Image: Anna Rawhiti-Connell and Tina Tiller)

Conclusive proof that the Olympic opening ceremony was designed by the dark lord himself and that we aren’t just watching our brains rot in real time.

The question on everybody’s lips after the opening of the Paris Olympics on Saturday morning was not “WTF was Kelly Clarkson doing there?” or just “WTF?”, but was the ceremony “satanic”?

The results of a scientific poll conducted by a parody account on X called “Not Elon Musk” revealed that tens of thousands of adults, some of whom presumably have jobs and responsibilities that involve sorting fact from fiction (and some bots, who we mustn’t assume aren’t also busy and important) think that yes, it was massively “satanic”.

Are you blind? (This account posts a lot of fake AI-generated imagery of Elon Musk. Source: X/@iamnot_elon)

This charge was further amplified by Andrew Tate, a known online intellectual currently facing charges of rape and sex trafficking. Posting a clip of one of the opening ceremony’s tableaus referencing the historic event of Marie Antoinette’s beheading, Tate wrote “Satanists control the west and they show you that they worship the devil. It’s not a conspiracy theory. They literally show you. Are you blind?”

That particular segment was also set to heavy metal music by French band Gojira. Unbelievably, that is just the beginning of the burning pile of evidence that suggests Satan spent several months planning the opening ceremony. 

High-ranking members of the clergy from churches that have only ever shown themselves to be of the highest moral calibre have also bemoaned one particular scene from the ceremony saying it derided and mocked Christianity.

They were joined by conservative media, conservative politicians, news.com.au and many people who’ve paid to have their Twitter accounts verified. Their complaints were then amplified by other media as clear evidence of a backlash against the opening ceremony and not a) a lack of analysis of this particular portion of the ceremony, b) an inability to discern when you’re unwittingly acting as a mouthpiece for culture war warriors or c) the results of pickling oneself in the rank vat of the 24-hour news and social media cycle.

So, are we blind? Doth the devil walk amongst us? Is the Paris organising committee part of the demonic global cabal? Let’s examine the devildence.

A metal horse galloped down the Seine

The horsewoman on a metal horse on the River Seine during the opening ceremony of the Paris Olympic Games (Photo: Francois Nel/Getty Images)

Not a single journalist bothered to interview or identify this horse after it did the impossible and galloped on water.  Once again underserved by the liberal mainstream media, Carrie Bradshaw and I can’t help but wonder whether this might be the horse ridden by the first horseman of the apocalypse, who some scholars describe as the antichrist or the offspring of Satan.

Women rose from the water

In a tableau sold to us as being about the famous French value of “equalité” and in recognition of the Olympics achieving something resembling gender equality, golden statues of women rose from the Seine. You know who else rose from the water according to Botticelli? Venus. The pagan goddess is the namesake for the planet Venus, which is also known as the morning star, AKA LUCIFER.  Women have also been proven (via persecution, hysterical fearmongering and scapegoating) to be witches and witches were sometimes said to have communed with the devil.

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Minions

Before the yellow cartoon characters created by the Parisian animation studio Illumination accidentally-on-purpose appropriated this name and got cast in the opening ceremony, minions were best known as the envoys and property of one Lucifer S. Atan. This despicable casting can not be a coincidence.

Snoop Dogg

Mr Dogg, the Dogg-father, was not technically part of the opening ceremony but was there and is an official commentator with NBC, AKA the liberal media. What does Snoop do when he’s not crip-walking with the Olympic torch and cheering on athletes from the sidelines? Smoke pot, weed, ganja, Mary Jane and marijuana AKA THE DEVIL’S LETTUCE.

 

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The golden bull

Three X users have reported seeing a golden bull at the opening ceremony. There are unconfirmed reports that it was Moloch, a pagan god or demon most commonly associated with child sacrifice and that he was smoking weed with Snoop beforehand. There is a statue of a golden bull at Palais de Chaillot in the Trocadéro area in Paris which looks a lot like the one in the pictures being shared by satan-hunters online (and might be what’s represented here) but demonic bullshit is as demonic bullshit does.

The drag Jesuses/apostles/Dionysus

An affront like no other according to Piers (Source: X)

The portion of the ceremony featuring 17 drag artists has been described by media and the righteously outraged everywhere as “evoking” the famous Da Vinci painting The Last Supper”.

French Olympic athletes are banned from wearing the hijab but Piers Morgan is bang on, and this is the worst affront to any group of people of a particular religious denomination ever. Monsignor Emmanuel Gobilliard, a delegate of the bishops of France for the Games, said some French athletes had had trouble sleeping because of the fallout. While the official Olympics Twitter account described the blue guy as Dioynus, the greek God of a wine-making, orchards and fruit, vegetation, fertility, festivity, insanity and ritual madness to name but a few things, thankfully one X user pointed out the obvious cover-up and noted that is precisely what “satanists acting out a ritual display of cannibalism” would say.

Other satanists and apologists have said the scene might be referencing a painting by Dutch artist  Jan van Bijlert called The Feast of the Gods which can be seen at Magnin Museum in Dijon, France (AKA the country hosting the Olympics) as opposed to The Last Supper which can be viewed in Milan, Italy (a country not hosting the Olympics). 

Fun ancient feasting or Christian mockery? (Screenshot)

“Art historian” Louise Marshall has said there were 17 drag artists and that for the tableau to be a reference to The Last Supper, you’d need 12. “That’s basic. You kind of have to have that number”, the “expert” in Renaissance art told the New York Times.  Marshall recognised the performers as “vogueing” as opposed to standing in groups of three as the apostles do in Da Vinci’s painting. Vogueing is something only the devil-pilled know about.

The organising committee of Paris 2024 has issued a non-apology that is nonetheless being reported as an apology, saying “Clearly there was never an intention to show disrespect to any religious group. [The opening ceremony] tried to celebrate community tolerance. We believe this ambition was achieved. If people have taken any offence we are really sorry.”

This is exactly what you’d expect from satanic globalists who don’t want their Eyes Wide Shut masks ripped from their malevolent faces. The French, who are not at all famous for not caring what the rest of the world thinks, did not give this non-apology in the hope that people just “le shut the fuck up” about it.

The Eiffel Tower

Once described by Aleksandr Petrovsky’s daughter as “hideous” in season six of Sex in the City (Paris edition), the Eiffel Tower is very obviously Satanic. Invert this or any stock image of the Eiffel Tower. Case closed.

Numerology

If you study the science of numerology you will know that P=7 A=1 R=9, I= 9 and S=1. Paris’s number is 9. Invert that as we might a photo of aforementioned Satanic monument, and you get 6. Add two more and Voilà.

Céline Dion can miraculously sing again

Goody Céline (Photo: Instagram/Paris Olympics)

Ignore everything you’ve read or heard about Dion’s determination to get back to performing after being diagnosed with a debilitating and rare neurological disorder and her decades-long domination as one of the world’s most powerful vocalists. There is only one way she could have gotten it together for the performance at the opening ceremony and that was by making a pact with Lucifer. I saw Goody Céline with the devil and you ain’t convincing me otherwise.

Could the opening ceremony just have been an overloaded mess of completely bonkers and very French creativity and artistic license? It’s possible.

Was it Satanic? You have the evidence, you are the judge. Complaints can be filed to thedarklord@veryhotmail.com