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Satan’s Games (Image: Anna Rawhiti-Connell and Tina Tiller)
Satan’s Games (Image: Anna Rawhiti-Connell and Tina Tiller)

InternetJuly 30, 2024

Was the Olympic opening ceremony satanic? A Spinoff investigation

Satan’s Games (Image: Anna Rawhiti-Connell and Tina Tiller)
Satan’s Games (Image: Anna Rawhiti-Connell and Tina Tiller)

Conclusive proof that the Olympic opening ceremony was designed by the dark lord himself and that we aren’t just watching our brains rot in real time.

The question on everybody’s lips after the opening of the Paris Olympics on Saturday morning was not “WTF was Kelly Clarkson doing there?” or just “WTF?”, but was the ceremony “satanic”?

The results of a scientific poll conducted by a parody account on X called “Not Elon Musk” revealed that tens of thousands of adults, some of whom presumably have jobs and responsibilities that involve sorting fact from fiction (and some bots, who we mustn’t assume aren’t also busy and important) think that yes, it was massively “satanic”.

Are you blind? (This account posts a lot of fake AI-generated imagery of Elon Musk. Source: X/@iamnot_elon)

This charge was further amplified by Andrew Tate, a known online intellectual currently facing charges of rape and sex trafficking. Posting a clip of one of the opening ceremony’s tableaus referencing the historic event of Marie Antoinette’s beheading, Tate wrote “Satanists control the west and they show you that they worship the devil. It’s not a conspiracy theory. They literally show you. Are you blind?”

That particular segment was also set to heavy metal music by French band Gojira. Unbelievably, that is just the beginning of the burning pile of evidence that suggests Satan spent several months planning the opening ceremony. 

High-ranking members of the clergy from churches that have only ever shown themselves to be of the highest moral calibre have also bemoaned one particular scene from the ceremony saying it derided and mocked Christianity.

They were joined by conservative media, conservative politicians, news.com.au and many people who’ve paid to have their Twitter accounts verified. Their complaints were then amplified by other media as clear evidence of a backlash against the opening ceremony and not a) a lack of analysis of this particular portion of the ceremony, b) an inability to discern when you’re unwittingly acting as a mouthpiece for culture war warriors or c) the results of pickling oneself in the rank vat of the 24-hour news and social media cycle.

So, are we blind? Doth the devil walk amongst us? Is the Paris organising committee part of the demonic global cabal? Let’s examine the devildence.

A metal horse galloped down the Seine

The horsewoman on a metal horse on the River Seine during the opening ceremony of the Paris Olympic Games (Photo: Francois Nel/Getty Images)

Not a single journalist bothered to interview or identify this horse after it did the impossible and galloped on water.  Once again underserved by the liberal mainstream media, Carrie Bradshaw and I can’t help but wonder whether this might be the horse ridden by the first horseman of the apocalypse, who some scholars describe as the antichrist or the offspring of Satan.

Women rose from the water

In a tableau sold to us as being about the famous French value of “equalité” and in recognition of the Olympics achieving something resembling gender equality, golden statues of women rose from the Seine. You know who else rose from the water according to Botticelli? Venus. The pagan goddess is the namesake for the planet Venus, which is also known as the morning star, AKA LUCIFER.  Women have also been proven (via persecution, hysterical fearmongering and scapegoating) to be witches and witches were sometimes said to have communed with the devil.

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Minions

Before the yellow cartoon characters created by the Parisian animation studio Illumination accidentally-on-purpose appropriated this name and got cast in the opening ceremony, minions were best known as the envoys and property of one Lucifer S. Atan. This despicable casting can not be a coincidence.

Snoop Dogg

Mr Dogg, the Dogg-father, was not technically part of the opening ceremony but was there and is an official commentator with NBC, AKA the liberal media. What does Snoop do when he’s not crip-walking with the Olympic torch and cheering on athletes from the sidelines? Smoke pot, weed, ganja, Mary Jane and marijuana AKA THE DEVIL’S LETTUCE.

 

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The golden bull

Three X users have reported seeing a golden bull at the opening ceremony. There are unconfirmed reports that it was Moloch, a pagan god or demon most commonly associated with child sacrifice and that he was smoking weed with Snoop beforehand. There is a statue of a golden bull at Palais de Chaillot in the Trocadéro area in Paris which looks a lot like the one in the pictures being shared by satan-hunters online (and might be what’s represented here) but demonic bullshit is as demonic bullshit does.

The drag Jesuses/apostles/Dionysus

An affront like no other according to Piers (Source: X)

The portion of the ceremony featuring 17 drag artists has been described by media and the righteously outraged everywhere as “evoking” the famous Da Vinci painting The Last Supper”.

French Olympic athletes are banned from wearing the hijab but Piers Morgan is bang on, and this is the worst affront to any group of people of a particular religious denomination ever. Monsignor Emmanuel Gobilliard, a delegate of the bishops of France for the Games, said some French athletes had had trouble sleeping because of the fallout. While the official Olympics Twitter account described the blue guy as Dioynus, the greek God of a wine-making, orchards and fruit, vegetation, fertility, festivity, insanity and ritual madness to name but a few things, thankfully one X user pointed out the obvious cover-up and noted that is precisely what “satanists acting out a ritual display of cannibalism” would say.

Other satanists and apologists have said the scene might be referencing a painting by Dutch artist  Jan van Bijlert called The Feast of the Gods which can be seen at Magnin Museum in Dijon, France (AKA the country hosting the Olympics) as opposed to The Last Supper which can be viewed in Milan, Italy (a country not hosting the Olympics). 

Fun ancient feasting or Christian mockery? (Screenshot)

“Art historian” Louise Marshall has said there were 17 drag artists and that for the tableau to be a reference to The Last Supper, you’d need 12. “That’s basic. You kind of have to have that number”, the “expert” in Renaissance art told the New York Times.  Marshall recognised the performers as “vogueing” as opposed to standing in groups of three as the apostles do in Da Vinci’s painting. Vogueing is something only the devil-pilled know about.

The organising committee of Paris 2024 has issued a non-apology that is nonetheless being reported as an apology, saying “Clearly there was never an intention to show disrespect to any religious group. [The opening ceremony] tried to celebrate community tolerance. We believe this ambition was achieved. If people have taken any offence we are really sorry.”

This is exactly what you’d expect from satanic globalists who don’t want their Eyes Wide Shut masks ripped from their malevolent faces. The French, who are not at all famous for not caring what the rest of the world thinks, did not give this non-apology in the hope that people just “le shut the fuck up” about it.

The Eiffel Tower

Once described by Aleksandr Petrovsky’s daughter as “hideous” in season six of Sex in the City (Paris edition), the Eiffel Tower is very obviously Satanic. Invert this or any stock image of the Eiffel Tower. Case closed.

Numerology

If you study the science of numerology you will know that P=7 A=1 R=9, I= 9 and S=1. Paris’s number is 9. Invert that as we might a photo of aforementioned Satanic monument, and you get 6. Add two more and Voilà.

Céline Dion can miraculously sing again

Goody Céline (Photo: Instagram/Paris Olympics)

Ignore everything you’ve read or heard about Dion’s determination to get back to performing after being diagnosed with a debilitating and rare neurological disorder and her decades-long domination as one of the world’s most powerful vocalists. There is only one way she could have gotten it together for the performance at the opening ceremony and that was by making a pact with Lucifer. I saw Goody Céline with the devil and you ain’t convincing me otherwise.

Could the opening ceremony just have been an overloaded mess of completely bonkers and very French creativity and artistic license? It’s possible.

Was it Satanic? You have the evidence, you are the judge. Complaints can be filed to thedarklord@veryhotmail.com 

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AI uses heaps of electricity, and it’s going to get more expensive (Image: The Spinoff)

InternetJuly 29, 2024

AI is already straining electricity systems – and we’re just at the beginning

a slightly opmenous background of power poles and 0 and 1s representing AI with a yellow toned lowatop featureing the logos of meta, google's gemina, Chat GPT and Claude on the screen
AI uses heaps of electricity, and it’s going to get more expensive (Image: The Spinoff)

As well as concerns about intellectual property and ethics, generative AI is incredibly electricity intensive. What is being done about it?

Insert the prompt and the computer will make you wait for a few seconds. Sentences start spitting across the screen; a selection of images appears, smooth and vibrant, perhaps uncanny. Assuming no workplace or plagiarism guidelines apply, perhaps you can use the text in an email, or send the image to your group chat.

As generative AI has become increasingly integrated into digital services in the last two years, the amount of energy it uses has become obvious. Google, which has integrated AI into some of their search tools and launched the Gemini tool, recently announced that its carbon emissions have increased by more than 50% – largely due to the energy consumption of their data centres. Similarly, Microsoft, a key backer of OpenAI which has included ChatGPT in some of its subscription products, has increased its emissions by more than 30%.

What we know about how much energy AI uses

Allyn Robins, a senior consultant at the Brainbox Institute, a Wellington-based digital policy thinktank points out that it’s almost impossible to know where the electricity for AI comes from. The data centres are scattered around the globe. “There are data centres in the US, Europe, India, Singapore, Malaysia is building lots too,” he says. Where the data centre almost certainly won’t be is New Zealand: none of the major AI companies have data centres here. Construction on an Amazon data centre in West Auckland has paused, and while Microsoft has announced plans to build a New Zealand server farm, it hasn’t yet been completed.

In most cases, these overseas data centres will be using the municipal grid, meaning that your AI request uses another country’s electricity system. Given that about half of the world’s electricity is produced with fossil fuels, your AI-supported speech is probably contributing to rising global emissions.

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Allyn Robins wants people to know that ephemeral-feeling AI is actually physical infrastructure. (Photo: supplied)

Just how much energy does one AI request use? Estimates vary, but it’s well known that training AI models is resource intensive. “You basically need to run a lot of very powerful computers for a long time,” Robins says. Thousands of chips process thousands of gigabytes of information to make connections and associations that allow AI interfaces to make music, answer questions (not necessarily accurately) and create images (not necessarily within copyright law). AI companies keep their training processes secret, so information is based on best guesses.

Once the model has been made, the computers don’t need to run constantly, but will use energy each time they’re queried – making an image or responding to a prompt, say. One estimate, where researchers ran different generation examples on a variety of test models, concluded that generating one AI image uses about the same amount of electricity as charging a phone. Text-to-video AI models will presumably use heaps more. “There are so many calculations required to produce a new piece of content,” says Andrew Lensen, a senior lecturer in AI at Victoria University.

“If you’re doing that 50 or 100 times to get the image you want, it might feel efficient to you, but you’ve used more electricity than most people appreciate,” Robins says.

It helps that individuals aren’t paying the bill: most people mucking around with AI services are doing so for free. There are subscriptions for some AI services, but they’re nowhere close to paying for the $600bn USD a year Sequoia Capita has estimated AI companies need to make to pay for their physical data centres, digital software and labour costs. “Open AI is losing millions of dollars per day,” Lensen says. All the other major AI companies are, too.

It doesn’t have to be this way: there are other ways to do AI. “Traditional AI, like Gmail’s spam detection, does narrower tasks,” explains Lensen. “Is this email spam” has a yes/no answer, less complex than, say, “make me an image of the parrot police chasing an anxious octopus”. This type of machine learning, which doesn’t require as many resources, was the focus for most AI research before generative AI became popular.

a cool blue toned room with dark glowing servers in it
The ‘cloud’ is actually warehouse full of silent screenless servers – the same needed to process AI requests (Photo: Getty)

Generative AI models could also be made more efficient. Information sets fed into AI as training data need to be big, but not all of that data is needed to generate new pieces of data. “You could take an existing big model, prune it to chop off the parts of the model that are underutilised, and it won’t necessarily impact the final output,” Lensen says. “But maybe I’m just saying that because the smaller approaches are what academics like me and my colleagues can afford.”

This could also create a paradox: if AI becomes more efficient and therefore cheaper, it might be used more – wiping out any benefit of the efficiency in the first place.

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It’s also possible to make AI models small enough that they can run on people’s individual phones or computers, without needing the energy-sucking data centres. “These models are less powerful and versatile, they’re harder to create in many ways – but they are cheaper to run and maintain,” Robins says.

Beyond that, Lensen says that in many cases, the hype of artificial intelligence is preventing people from asking whether any kind of AI is needed to perform a task. “ChatGPT is so impressive and groundbreaking that it is the only type of AI people think is useful – like generative AI is the solution for everything”. Yes, generative AI has the potential to be incredibly useful – and will undoubtedly continue to be used into the future – but its convenience could prevent people from developing sleeker, more efficient technical solutions to problems.

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AI uses lots of electricity, and AI is expensive (Photo: Getty)

AI’s future and the bigger picture

If generative artificial intelligence uses a lot of electricity now, when it isn’t widely integrated into digital systems, then how much will it use when it’s involved in every single search engine, messaging app, email program and video editing tool? “It starts from a small base, using a small number of terawatt hours, and increases from there,” says Nirmal Nair, an associate professor at the University of Auckland who studies power grids and electricity markets. Data centres are already estimated to consume 2-3% of all energy in the EU, using an estimated 45-65 TWh of electricity in 2022. That’s more energy than all of New Zealand produced and used in the same year.

To Nair, New Zealand’s relatively clean and cheap renewable electricity could be a business opportunity. “If AI servers come to New Zealand, could it be a go-to place to invest?” he asks. Setting up more data centres will require government investment, he says, but if scaled correctly, New Zealand could increase electricity generation to meet the power demand of data centres.

Others are less enthused: Robins points out that as Aotearoa is further away from most places where AI services are used, the slight delay in undersea fibre cables means exporting data isn’t attractive for overseas investors. “Ultimately, we’re limited by the speed of light and the laws of physics – if you send your data round the world it will take longer to get back to you than if it was local.”

an ocean with some bobbing buoys and a boat and a line whic his the undersea cable
The Hawaiki cable connects New Zealand, Australia, American Samoa, Hawaii and the US West Coast.

While concerns about AI’s electricity consumption are justified, Robins points out that both doomsaying and relentlessly promoting AI’s possibilities take the growth of generative AI for granted. “There’s such an incentive to be hyperbolic about AI in both directions, it gets you funding whether you say AI will save the world or destroy it.”

Robins has noticed that the predictions about AI’s future electricity use take for granted the industry’s projections about growth – and the more it says it’ll grow, the more likely funders are to keep giving it money to run its expensive data centres. “You don’t trust what they say about whether they’re environmentally friendly, so why would you take their word for how they’ll grow,” he adds.

The current focus on the electricity use of AI is just the latest chapter in worries about how much resources our digital lives require from the planet. At the height of the similarly energy-intense crypto craze, there were dozens of articles about bitcoin miners setting up shop in places with cheap electricity like Kazakhstan, causing pollution and power outages. Cloud storage, the ubiquitous service that keeps 4,000 photos of your pet in iCloud (as well as being used by your bank, streaming services and many other online systems), also needs big server banks and warehouses.

At the very least, AI as it’s being used now is adding to that electricity demand – even if in a couple of years, that impact will fade into the background if everyone is used to generative AI in customer service chatbots, website images and adding surreal cat pictures to their email replies. That means that making it less power hungry, or not using AI at all, is something every electricity user will benefit from. “I’m all for cat memes, don’t get me wrong,” says Lensen. “But we need to improve efficiency.”

“It’s natural to think of AI as this ephemeral thing, untethered from the physical world,” says Robins. “But it is wire, it is chips, it is water to cool servers, it is people building data centres with their hands and others walking around them as security guards – it’s a tremendous amount of people and resources.”