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Kai packs from Ngāti Whātua ki Ōrākei. (Photos: Charlotte Muru-Lanning / Design: Archi Banal)
Kai packs from Ngāti Whātua ki Ōrākei. (Photos: Charlotte Muru-Lanning / Design: Archi Banal)

OPINIONKaiFebruary 3, 2023

Eating in a city underwater

Kai packs from Ngāti Whātua ki Ōrākei. (Photos: Charlotte Muru-Lanning / Design: Archi Banal)
Kai packs from Ngāti Whātua ki Ōrākei. (Photos: Charlotte Muru-Lanning / Design: Archi Banal)

When your food parcel arrives before the emergency alert, you know something’s not working properly.

This is an excerpt from our weekly food newsletter, The Boil Up.

I’ve spent the last week desperately and at times fruitlessly attempting to drain and then sweep my whānau home of knee-deep water, pull up carpet and lino, wash and dry load after endless load of drenched clothes, salvage precious mementos and dry out photographs, bid farewell to items that can’t be saved. I’m writing this from my parents’ place, which smells fiercely mouldy, and the cleanup still left to do is overwhelming. We’re so lucky that all of us are otherwise safe and well. But just like my family, friends and boyfriend, I’m exhausted.

I remember reading something a while ago about how our experience of climate change will be through apocalyptic clips on our phones until we’re the ones recording those clips ourselves. A haunting thought – but true. There’s nothing like seeing your treasured photographs blurred underwater and your childhood toys bob past you in your former-teenage-bedroom-turned-lagoon to impress the realities of climate change upon you.



Like most things in life, among the chaos, I comprehend situations like this through their relationships with kai.

Perhaps foolishly (it was very hard to know what was going on at the time), out of curiosity, we took a short walk up to Kingsland village on Friday evening during a break in the first deluge. There was a dissonance between the images I’d seen on social media of flooded buses and the reasonably bustling restaurants and bars we walked past. Canton Cafe was teeming with diners despite what looked like every tea towel they owned stacked out the front to keep water from finding its way into the restaurant.

I popped into the Domino’s and asked the worker at the counter if they were busier than usual, to which he replied, “very, it’s a four-and-a-half hour wait”, while combing his hand anxiously over his cap. A man pushed in front of me and demanded to know where his pizza that he “ordered more than two hours ago” was. That people were still getting pizzas delivered and wondering why they took so long in what was fast turning into a state of emergency felt like a pure expression of the information void we experienced, and continue to experience in Auckland.

Canton Cafe in Kingsland on Friday Night. (Image: Charlotte Muru-Lanning)

Much has been said of the staggering absence of communication from those in positions of responsibility throughout this crisis. Despite that, it was marae, iwi, community organisations, charities, schools, the CAB (to which our mayor proposes we cut funding), neighbours, friends and whānau who led the way when it came to responding to people’s needs and communicating vital information. On Saturday morning, Ngāti Whātua ki Ōrākei sent me a text with information about the floods and assistance and by Sunday morning they had dropped off a huge package of kai – meat, eggs, coffee, coconut cream, corned beef, milo, pasta and so much more. It was Sunday evening before any of us received an alert from Auckland Emergency Management.

On the same day that our mayor spent half an hour on the phone to the NZ Herald complaining about his treatment by the media, we dropped bags of kai to exhausted food bank volunteers who had barely stopped working. They certainly didn’t have half an hour spare to whinge.

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Do you really know where you’re getting your UberEats from? (Photos: Facebook / Design: Tina Tiller)
Do you really know where you’re getting your UberEats from? (Photos: Facebook / Design: Tina Tiller)

KaiJanuary 31, 2023

The restaurants hiding in plain sight on Uber Eats

Do you really know where you’re getting your UberEats from? (Photos: Facebook / Design: Tina Tiller)
Do you really know where you’re getting your UberEats from? (Photos: Facebook / Design: Tina Tiller)

Never thought you’d order Uber Eats from the Coffee Club? You might have and not even known it, writes Sam Brooks.

I spend a lot of my time scrolling through the Uber Eats app. Only half of the time is it because I’m looking for something to eat. The other half, I’m browsing what’s on offer around me, places I can actually go to in person and eat if I’m feeling like a human being, or simply a place that will deliver me a fried rice and a Powerade on a difficult Sunday (there’s not a lot of those, unfortunately).

I’ve noticed over the past few months that more and more places around my area are showing up… in places they definitely aren’t, in real life. I even went for a walk to check out one closest to me. Instead of seeing a sign for small start-up indie restaurant “Burgers with Bite”, I saw… the Coffee Club, the stalwart “last resort” cafe chain from my youth. I was floored – why would the Coffee Club, a strong brand in its own right, masquerade as something else?

This is distinct from the ghost kitchen phenomenon, where multiple Uber Eats restaurants run out of one kitchen that isn’t, in itself, a restaurant. These are restaurants that have names, have established brands and stories, who are sneakily putting on a wig and pretending not to be that restaurant.

Probably because people might scroll past the Coffee Club on the app, but look at “Burgers with Bite” and go, “I would like a burger, with bite, please!” It makes sense, business-wise. It also makes sense that if your restaurant has more slots on the app, people are more likely to order from your restaurant.

It’s all fairly harmless, but I decided to see which popular brands are sneakily operating under other names, and in some cases, which restaurants are operating under multiple names to maximise presence on the app. 

(Note: I am based in Auckland, so these are largely Auckland examples, though I imagine some of the bigger brands pull these sort of switcheroo in other cities as well.)

Burgers With Bite AND Sir Benedict (multiple locations)

This is the one that tipped me off to this whole thing. Restaurants that show up under both of these names on the Uber Eats, in fact, various branches of the Coffee Club (which is also available on the app).

If there was any doubt, there’s even a dead page on the Coffee Club website:

I have to admit, Sir Benedict was the one that duped me. Who was I to know that a place where I could order a “Sir Bene Bacon” (toasted ciabatta, baby spinach, poached eggs, creamy hollandaise with bacon) was actually a front for the nefarious Coffee Club? It was actually pretty good, for an eggs bene that has survived a trip in a car or on a bike.

The offerings at EGG’D – aka Pita Pit.

EGG’D (multiple locations)

Pita Pit. This is Pita Pit’s breakfast menu. 

This one didn’t require a lot of Sherlockian deduction – it simply tells you on the app that it’s part of Pita Pit. Similar to Bento Bowl, Egg’d is an official off-shoot of Pita Pit, with its own social pages.

One of the offerings at Bento Bowl – aka St Pierre’s Sushi.

Bento Bowl (multiple locations)

This is sort of a technicality – multiple St Pierre’s sites are also being run as Bento Bowls. St Pierres’ fronts carry the standard sushi and chicken-on-rice that you’d expect, while Bento Bowl’s menu consists of more elevated (I use the word loosely) donburi dishes.

This case feels more legit/official, with Bento Bowl having its own website, the official name being Bento Bowl by St Pierre’s. Like Marc Jacobs by Marc Jacobs, but sushi.

Popeye’s/New York/Country Fried/Money Heist (Mt Eden)

Would fried chicken by any other name taste as good? Probably! Because these are all the same – fried chicken, fried chicken, fried chicken. If you thought you might get a chance to try Popeye’s, the famous American fried chicken chain, alas, you won’t.

This one’s a little different in that it doesn’t seem to be a front for a big brand, but multiple fronts for Sitara, an Indian restaurant located at 407 Mt Eden Road! And honestly? The menu looks pretty good, no notes.

Butter Chicken Factory OR Curry On OR Curry in a Hurry? (Photo: Uber Eats)

Butter Chicken Factory, Curry On, Curry in a Hurry (K’Rd).

You get the drill by now. These are all the same restaurant on K’Rd, and they’re Uber Eats exclusives, with more or less identical menus. Butter Chicken Factory appears to be the OG – I guess the owners couldn’t resist leaving those other top shelf curry pun names on the table.