What are Amy Adams, Simon Bridges and Judith Collins trying to tell us? Manhire and Morris condense the National Party rivals’ messages
In a fortnight, the New Zealand National Party will have a new leader, following Bill English’s very sensible decision not to get up again, again. The task for his successor, in combating a new prime minister acclaimed the world over for speaking in human sentences, wearing a range of clothing and being acquainted with a fish hunter, is daunting.
Democracy demands a strong opposition. Amid the media maelstrom, however, it is not always easy to grasp precisely what the rivals to lead that opposition are saying. In this cause, we have attempted to digest the bids of the would-be National leaders. Ultimately, of course, the people will decide. And by the people, we mean the National Party. And by the National Party, we mean the 56 MPs of the National Party caucus.
The candidates for the leadership, on Bill English
Amy Adams
I want to take a moment to pay tribute to Bill English.
Simon Bridges
Simon Bridges wants to take a moment to pay tribute to Bill English.
Judith Collins
Who?
On leadership credentials
Amy Adams
I’m a cocktail. A blend of tough Auckland upbringing and rarefied Canterbury sheep farmer’s wife. A blend of sensible and generous. A blend of conservative and liberal. A blend of urban and rural. A blend of Amy and Adams.
I’m somewhat unique, quite unique and also very unique. Let’s stabilise this.
Simon Bridges
I’m a cocktail. Experienced and not experienced. Matinee idol and Pop Idol. I’m a new generation and an old generation and happy to just keep saying generation a lot generally. I’m your granddad. I’m your grandson. I’m youth adjacent and I’m oldjacent. Relentlessly positive and Posilessly relentive. I’m pregnant, with ideas. Let’s generationalise. Let’s do this brighter future. Yeah?
Judith Collins
Cocktails are for losers. I’m a flaming absinthe, trailing blisters on the faces of the weak. Strong. Decisive. Fighty. Strongly and decisively fighting against the true enemies of New Zealand: PC virtue signalling snowflake do-gooders on Twitter. Let’s incinerate this.
Mark Mitchell
Hi!
Steven Joyce
Only a matter of time till they come grovelling to my –. [cut for space]
On policy
Amy Adams
I think people understand that this contest is not about policy, and it is not about personality. This contest is about explaining the ways it is not about personality and policy and that’s why I’ve put my name forward.
Simon Bridges
Look, it’s clear that the positions which I will stake out, so many positions, the best positions and they will be mine and also Simon Bridges’ positions. We have views, many views, and Simon and I are talking through those views all the time.
Judith Collins
Fire.
On countering the Ardern government
Amy Adams
My husband’s a fisherman.
Simon Bridges
Look, I’m excited. And so is Simon Bridges. He also is excited. Simon and I will say that very slowly so you can understand how unmistakably excited he and I are. We’re excited. We’re upbeat. We’re just loving life, really, in a very serious way. Quite frankly, ladies and gentlemen of all generational persuasions, Simon and I are second to none when it comes to being excited and up and beat.
Judith Collins
Jacinda Ardern is a formidable opponent. And so are the cicadas that keep me awake in my Papakura citadel, and which I effortlessly silence nightly with the power of argument and fire.
Supporter endorsements
Amy Adams
Nikki Kaye, MP: Go Amy!
Maggie Barry, MP: Amy, wonderful Amy.
Chris Bishop, MP: Amy.
Tim Macindoe: Hi!
Simon Bridges
Simon: Great guy.
Mr Bridges: The best.
SB: Better than the best.
Another guy called Simon: Agree.
Judith Collins
The whisper of the sea: Judith.
The molten earth: Judith.
The ceaseless inferno: Judith!
Paula Bennett
Just loving being ha ha deputy actually guys never really ha ha wanted anything else than that guys just very happy as deputy ha ha actually.
This originally appeared at RadioNZ.co.nz and is reproduced here with permission