The first in our week-long series, counting down the greatest New Zealand television moments of the year. First up? Ali G, jizz smears and secret burps.

Bringing together the best, worst and weirdest television moments of the week, including Rachel Hunter's spit-take in Mexico and Story's excellent coverage after the Parliamentary walk-out.

Alex Casey recaps Rachel Hunter’s trip to Dubai, during which she falls in love with a camel and then eats it.

"Her stress levels have reduced and (gasp!) even her lower back pain has eased. God bless that magical turd stone." – Alex Casey follows week three of Rachel Hunter's Tour of Beauty.