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Pop CultureSeptember 23, 2014

Perfume, porn and panty sniffing: The story behind THAT Target episode

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It was one of the craziest things ever to happen on New Zealand primetime TV: a hidden camera caught a cleaner sniffing underwear, spraying it with perfume, then masturbating into it while he watched porn on the household computer. Alex Casey finds out how it all came about.

We can all remember the most iconic moments in recent New Zealand television history. Always blow on the pie. The three-way handshake. When Rodney Hide dropped that lady on Dancing With The Stars. But nothing has left a stain on our national collective memory quite like that episode of Target.

Ah yes, 15/05/2012. The day that ruined the reputation of cleaners everywhere. The day that made everybody rethink the positioning/existence of their laundry basket. If you missed it, (how did you miss it?) Target ran one of their now infamous hidden camera trials on three different cleaners. The result? Something straight out of an Eating Media Lunch dream. One of the cleaners didn’t exactly clean. One of them did, what you could argue, is the exact opposite of clean.

We talked to Catie McDonald, who was working for the production company that made Target at the time. Retire your work stories everyone, this is not a tale to be sniffed at.

What exactly was your role on that episode of Target?

My role was hidden camera actress and schedule manager for the Target house. So I would call all the tradesmen and say “Hey I’ve got a stain on my carpet and I need to have it cleaned – can you come around?”. I only ever called three tradesmen and would meet them at the house. Once I’d let them in, I’d leave them to go to ‘uni’ or a ‘meeting’.

So one of those tradesmen you called was that one, how did you choose them?

I literally just opened the Yellow Pages and picked three companies at total random. That’s how it was for all of the trials. Lots of people think that we tested about 20 different tradesmen and put the worst three on TV – that’s not how it worked. We only ever chose three across all of the trades. We didn’t have the budget for any more.

It wasn’t your house was it?

It was a house that Target rented for about three months. I decorated the place to look like I lived there with a few flatmates. In the past, some hidden camera actresses have actually lived in the house, but it was close to where I was living anyway.

Did you use your own… belongings in the house?

They were props. So some of them were my things like the old clothes in the wardrobe and photos on the wall. But the underwear in the washing ­– those were props. Probably from Kmart or somewhere. And no they weren’t worn – I know you are going to ask that.

Kmart reenactment

It would’ve been a weird detail for the props department to anticipate. How many tradesmen went through before the one?

He must have been the last one through – I remember that because after him they shut the house down. I wasn’t allowed to go back into the house, because the police thought he might have some weird interest in me. The whole house was just completely shut down.

I’m very surprised they didn’t just torch the whole place down. How hidden were the hidden cameras?

They were really well hidden, there’s no way he could have known. We worked with a technical director and it was his job to hide them away. He would set them up, and then stay there and film when the tradesmen were there.

So he’d be hidden somewhere as well? Wait, he was in the house?!

He was underneath the house when it happened. At first I just got a text saying “this is gold, he’s snooping around”. At that stage we thought: “cool, this will be good for ratings”. Then we got a text saying, “uh-oh, it’s getting a bit worse now…”

What was the chain of events after everyone realised what exactly was happening?

Basically he had to let it play out as if nobody was there. So it played out, and then we basically just had to have a giant meeting about whether or not it would go to air. And we decided it would. We contacted the guy to let him know.

People always ask, “what if the tradesmen don’t want to be on the show?” They never really had a choice. They would get a rundown of all the points we were going to make on the show, so they could write a response back. So yeah, the house got shut down, the show went to air and that was one of – if not the last – episode of Target.

Was that a coincidence?

I think the network wanted to change the concept of the show a bit, which never really eventuated…

And I guess, where do you go from there?

Exactly.

So you obviously met the guy before the incident?

Yeah I had to meet with him before I left the house. And I thought he was lovely. It’s weird because most of the time with dodgy guys you’d get a vibe and think to yourself, “he’s going to do something”. I wasn’t suspicious at all.

Had anyone anticipated anything like this happening?

No. We hoped to have people do a good job and a bad job, but you’d never hope for somebody to jack off on national television. I mean it’s very gross. I didn’t watch it.

Did it really freak you out?

Not really, I mean it was gross but he didn’t know people were watching him. He thought he was on his own so, what can you do?

Well, there are some things you can do. You can avoid doing that.

People were always like “do you feel bad that you trapped him” Everyone always thought Target was trapping people. It wasn’t, it was just a normal house. Everyone has a dirty laundry basket. He just took things a bit too far. It’s good that he’s not off doing that in other people’s houses.

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Do you know what happened to him?

I know that he got charged with a couple of minor offences. Because he hooked the internet up, he got charged for theft. They wanted to get him somehow. He got some community service, and that’s about it. I think he’s probably been punished enough.

And since then, have you hired cleaners in your own house?

No. For a while after the show I had some paper with the Target letterhead that I would leave out when I had tradesmen in my house as a little warning. But you know, the majority of people are honest.

I think he was a very rare exception. What score did he get?

I think he got a zero.

As we were wrapping up the interview, Catie told me another work story too good to ignore – this time about a creeping plughole bandit.

We held a vinyl-laying trial for a small floor space in the laundry. The tradesman was only supposed to come two times. Once to prep, once to lay. But for some reason this guy kept coming back over and over again and asking me leave a key out. It was really old small villa and a couple of times we saw him creep the same path from the front door to the bedrooms. He would tiptoe along the floorboards and say “hello, hello”. He’d just be constantly creeping back and forth and looking all over the place. And we would just be watching him on the cameras trying to figure out what he was doing. Nobody could figure it out.

The show went to air – he got a bad score because he was doing other weird stuff as well. He was looking in the bathtub and kept touching the plughole and stuff. I don’t know what he was up to. It was weird. About a week later we got a letter from this ex-con who used to write to us regularly from prison. He said that they guy was detecting a “night-path”. Basically, he was figuring out how to walk to the bedrooms without making a sound on the floorboards at night. And that explained why he was coming back and creeping so much.

Doesn’t explain the plughole-touching though…

No. No it doesn’t.

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RecapsSeptember 23, 2014

MKR Episode 13: Two Fat Flintstones and a Squashed Ken Doll

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The Corporate Dads are back, this time armed with Led Zeppelin t-shirts and an assured promise to “smash it out of the park” in their second instant restaurant. They begrudgingly rocked up to the supermarket in their Audi. Aaron maintained they didn’t deserve to be there, still blaming it all on stupid old Nana and her stupid old crumble recipe. In Countdown they threw some flour around a la the Sporty Mums leek toss. Could this be foreshadowing a potential corporate/sports hook-up? Critics (me) have voted in droves, and the answer is a resounding yes.

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famous formula: 1.46 bis/cotti

Back in boardroom of Two Fat Cats: The Return, the Dads went about confusedly setting the table with about 40 forks per person. There were so many pieces of cutlery that they had to turn to Google to lay it out correctly. Knife facing out? Knife facing in? Let’s break for lunch and meet back in ten shall we? They took a break to return to the kitchen and get that lengthy fridge algorithm started. “Let’s get into it” Aaron said, frantically scribbling hieroglyphics on the fridge with what was almost definitely a Vivid pen. Josh was rocking back and forth, worried about blowing their crème brulée dessert. If they mess it up they might as well “get on the bus and go home”. Guys, you are already home. And as if you’d ever catch a bus when you’ve got a perfectly good Audi right there. Get it together.

cutting edge video doorbell
cutting edge video doorbell

Their unco-operative rich person oven was being unco-operative again, and contributed to a tense brulee start, along with the slow-mo tidal wave of boiling water that Josh tipped on himself. Their stocks were taking a huge hit. Aaron was erratically shouting TIME CHECK and still scribbling integers all over the fridge. To make matters worse, their video doorbell rang – signalling the arrival of the guests. Rich people like to use small video screens to look at their guests instead of oh, I don’t know, looking through the GIANT WINDOWS on either side of the front door. The Gatecrashers were impressed with the Wall St menus (don’t be, they recycled their jokes), and the Anna Kournikova skirt on the wall.

The starter of scallops on the menu impressed the guests, particularly Steve, who immediately quipped that it was only ten days into the scallop season. Ol’ Glasses McGee bringing the spreadsheet facts again. Tracey was far too focussed on the alcohol to care about the scallops: “tonight is my drinking night!” she said, slamming back an Asahi. The entrée had mixed reviews, it was too raw for Neil, and only seared on one side for Maura. She knows what she’s talking about when it comes to shellfish, look how many oysters gave their lives to make that opulent pearl necklace. Next on the menu was the rib-eye steak main, and people were excited. Particularly Tracey, “I do like a piece of meat” she slurred.

caveman ken doll
caveman ken doll

The Flintstone-sized bits of beef caused quite a smoke show in the kitchen…just like Sporty Mums and their pastry… The matching grocery toss, the matching smoking ovens- they are so compatible it makes my heart soar. As the smoke billowed out of the oven Josh yelled, “the self-cleaning function won’t be having any of that”. Okay, we get it. You are rich. You probably have a Roomba. For each room. We get it. They took out the giant bits of steak with a nodule of their signature ‘butter with chunks of stuff in it’ to their patient guests. Tracey was off her rocker at this stage: “Steve looks like a squashed Ken doll”.

The meat was comedy-big. It was too big the plate, too big for the accompanying vegetables – too big for the well-chosen cutlery. Steve went primal and got in there with his hands, when was the last time you saw Ken do that? Tracey couldn’t believe any of it. Rather than on a stairway to heaven, the proportions were shot to hell. Dessert had to save them, “let’s kick the dessert out of the park” said Aaron. Well, don’t do that, nobody can enjoy it like that. You should have kicked your crumble out of the park, though.

The crème brulée went down a storm, despite Josh attempting to flambé it with what looked like a cremation-level industrial torch. Dai hoovered up hers as usual, and Dal didn’t like hers, as usual. Who doesn’t like crème brulée? Is Dal a robot? Ben Bayly left them hanging delivering his final verdict, “your crème brulée was borderline… borderline IMMACULATE”. The Corporate Dads came away with a whopping score of 73. I would hold on to those shares for now because, as they smugly said themselves, “the Two Fat Cats are back baby”.

Buzzword of the ep: “Flintstone” used 4+ times to describe the meat
Prop of the ep: Enormous crème brulee torch
Screengrab of the ep: Neil vs Meat watched closely by Tracey
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