New verse by Catherine Vidler, inspired by dear old Saucepan, a character from the Enid Blyton series The Faraway Tree.
Saucepan
To any of us
he is still Old Saucepan.
Dear everybody,
he is still.
He could stay
because he says
yesterday.
Can he put things right?
Will you come?
Polly, put the kettle on.