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Feel dizzy just looking at this? Imagine playing it with motion sickness.
Feel dizzy just looking at this? Imagine playing it with motion sickness.

Pop CultureFebruary 1, 2018

Suffer from motion sickness but still want to play first person shooters? Here’s how

Feel dizzy just looking at this? Imagine playing it with motion sickness.
Feel dizzy just looking at this? Imagine playing it with motion sickness.

Motion sickness can seriously mess up your ability to play video games, and first person shooters are especially bad for this. James Roque shares his advice on how to play them – minus the nausea.

Motion sickness sucks. A lot. As someone who’s had an extreme case of it his whole life, it’s caused me to miss out on many fun things; amusement park rides, reading on any form of transport, VR headsets, anything involving rolly-pollies – you name it, I’ve vommed as a result of it. These things have caused me so many traumatic, world-spinning moments that I’ve learnt to avoid them completely. And for the most part I’ve been happier for it.

However, there is one motion sickness-inducing thing that I’ve had a hard time letting go of. Something that as a teenager, I grew up loving and bonding with my friends over: first person shooter video games.

From Halo to Call of Duty to Counter Strike, the list of great first person shooters is long. But as a sufferer of motion sickness, most of my sessions with these games usually end with me lying on my bed with my hands over my eyes trying to get the room to stop spinning while my friends roast me for it. Despite this, I still love them (the games, not my mean friends) and have over time accumulated ways to overcome the struggle.

Here are Roque’s TipsTM for anyone struggling with FPS sickness.

Sit up properly, you egg

This is probably the big one for me. I find that the times I’ve played any shooter game (or even a 3D platformer for that matter) collapsed on a couch it increases my chances of getting sick, because it puts unnecessary tension on your back, neck and shoulders. Sit up! Your mum was onto something when she berated you about it your whole life. Get yourself a nice chair with good back support and line it up straight front-on with your screen; it will help. Be careful that you don’t sit too close to the screen though, as it will decrease your field of vision and make you even sicker.

Cool down!

A hot room can actually make things ten times worse. If you’ve ever felt carsick in a stuffy car, you’ll know exactly what I’m talking about. Get an electric fan going or crack a window open and get some fresh air in that room. Especially if you’re playing in an enclosed bedroom – the heat coming from your console or PC is enough to turn your room into a sauna. And while you’re at it, turn your lights on! Playing video games in a dark room can put more strain on your eyes and make you even sicker. (Whoa! Your room’s a mess, bro. Sort that out, you have company)

Take breaks

This one is a no-brainer. If you start to feel yourself heading down the path of no return, take a break. Get up and go for a little walk. Get yourself some water, look at some trees, talk to your loved ones – whatever you have to do to not look at a screen. Playing through the sickness is not going to make it go away. Don’t be a macho douchebag and try to tough it out. It won’t work. The only thing that will look tough is the toilet after it withstands a remix of what you had for lunch.

Taking regular breaks can actually allow you to play for longer – and it’s a good thing to do as a gamer regardless of whether you have motion sickness.

She is the best and if you say otherwise, you are wrong.

Ginger (aka the best Spice Girl)

Ginger! The miracle motion sickness remedy. A lot of people have reported that ginger has nausea-reducing qualities that not only helps you feel less dizzy but also settles your stomach. If you have a severe case, get yourself some ginger pills before you play. They have helped me in the past. Heck, get some real ginger beer up in there while you’re at it. Call your best ginger friend and have him/her sit next to you while you play. Just get as much ginger in your life as you can. What have you got to lose?

Side note, you can also get other over-the-counter motion sickness medication before you play. Personally I prefer using ginger as it’s natural, but you know, each to their own (also, I’m not a medical professional so I’d prefer not to be giving out advice about this in case you explode because of a pill or whatever).

PUBG: A less motion-sickness but still very shooty third person shooter.

If all else fails, play third person shooters

Third person shooters don’t make me feel nearly as sick as first person ones do. I’ve read that it has something to do with the fact that you have a bigger field of vision in them. Also, because you can see the character you’re controlling, your brain and inner ear don’t send the confused signals to your stomach about which direction you’re moving. So why not give these games a go? You still get the riveting fun of a 12 year old cursing you out online but with half the nausea.

Here are some fun third person shooters that are really popular at the moment (in 2018 – ed.).

Players Unknown Battlegrounds (PUBG) – PC

Arguably one of the most popular games at the moment, this game is taking over the internet. It’s a Hunger Games-esque battle royale where a hundred players are dropped onto a map and are left to their own devices. The last player to survive wins.

Fortnite – PS4, XB1, PC

A multi-platform shooter that has a survival mode that is you fighting a hoard of zombies, and a battle royale mode that functions pretty much like PUBG, except with fewer hackers and the ability to build forts to protect yourself, Minecraft-style. I’m currently obsessed with this game and if you play it you’ll probably fall victim to me hiding in a bush and shooting you as you run past.

Star Wars Battlefront 2 – PS4, XB1, PC

The second instalment of the Battlefront games, this one was plagued with controversy on launch for its ridiculously unbalanced in-game micro transaction system. In other words, if you paid more money you were given an unfair advantage over others. I’m happy to report that the devs have since fixed this and it’s actually a really enjoyable game to play online.

There’s a bunch more fun TPS that I’ve missed, including classics like The Division, The Last of Us and Army of Two, but that’s what Google is for. So if none of my previous tips help you with First Person Shooters, maybe it’s time to make like a good New Zealander and be happy with third instead of first (DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE).

That’s all folks! Hopefully if you’re a fellow motion sickness sufferer who’s been avoiding FPS games your whole life, you can use some of these tips. The FPS genre is a fun one with a thriving online community and I know it sucks to feel like you’re missing out on that. So hunker down, ginger up and get your headshots without feeling like your head got shot (honestly how do I get paid to write jokes for a living).

Keep going!
THAT DON’T IMPRESS HER MUCH
THAT DON’T IMPRESS HER MUCH

PartnersFebruary 1, 2018

How to soundtrack your life with Shania Twain

THAT DON’T IMPRESS HER MUCH
THAT DON’T IMPRESS HER MUCH

Kate Robertson has, on occasion, soundtracked her life entirely with Shania Twain. Here’s how you can too.

GIVEAWAY ALERT: Looks like we made it… closer to Shania’s New Zealand tour! And Spark is giving away 20 double-passes to her Auckland and Dunedin shows. Entries close 27 July 2018.

Stop everything you’re doing – the OG queen of country pop, Shania Twain, is on the comeback circuit and heading for New Zealand! It is definitely the best gig announcement we’ll get all year and no, that is not just me being dramatic.

Like a lot of ‘90s babies I grew up during peak Shaniamania – if there was one thing semi-rural suburban mums loved in 1998, it was Shania Twain in a leopard print catsuit cursing mediocrity. If you’re unfamiliar with the life and times of Shania Twain, or hit pause back in the other century, buckle in because there is some serious tea to sip.

There’s this Oprah tell-all from 2013, this book, and this weird VICE interview, but to save time, let me get you up to speed: In 1993 Twain marries her producer Robert ‘Mutt’ Lange. In the years that follow she wins five Grammys, scores countless number one singles, has a child, and makes country music accessible to mainstream audiences the world over.

She does it all and she has it all, and in 2002 chooses to step back from the spotlight for a while. In 2004, Twain and Lange convince the New Zealand government to let them buy up land in Wanaka, subject to conditions around public access that results in the annual Motatapu Icebreaker race. Helen Clark and Shania Twain meet. In 2008 Twain finds out her husband is having an affair with her assistant and close friend. Three years later Twain marries the friend’s now ex-husband, Frédéric Thiébaud ,and they live happily ever after. Somewhere in the midst of all of this Twain also loses her voice, leaving her almost completely unable to sing. She’s fought hard to get it back, and it’s yet another reason her comeback album Now and upcoming tour is nothing short of a miracle.

But whether it be in the car, in the supermarket, or screaming into our pinot gris, we never stopped singing her songs. In an industry that’s eager to ditch its stars as soon as they’ve found their place, Twain has proved her starpower to be stronger still after all this time than most expected.  She is, simply, an icon.

If the 15 year hiatus does have you struggling to recall some of the deeper cuts, don’t stress, I’ve got you. At surface level Twain’s back catalogue is primarily made up of soothing love songs, but get creative and they can be whatever you want them to be. Sit back, relax, and let me inject a little bit of old school country pop back into your hectic 2018 lifestyle with the Shania Twain soundtrack of your life.

After eating your body weight in KFC on a Sunday night: ‘Up!’

A severely underrated anthem, ‘Up!’ is the new year new me mentality that strikes right as you’re polishing off a Quarter Pack or two on a Sunday night, and you’re fully amped to start that juice cleanse first thing Monday morning. You’re Bridget Jones pedalling so hard on the spin bike you fall over and you’re UNSTOPPABLE.

Notable lyric: “Even my skin is acting weird, I wish that I could grow a beard.”

The first dance: ‘From This Moment On’

Your significant other wants an overplayed, overrated Ed Sheeran song to be your first dance as a married couple? No! Stop that kind of thinking right now, because the answer is right in front of you! Well suited to people who cling to 1990s Julia Roberts films as if they were the peak of filmmaking, ‘From This Moment On’ still tugs on the heartstrings and will definitely throw your guests an unexpected curveball. Hell, if it worked for my mum and stepdad nine years ago then it can work for you too!

Notable lyric: “I can’t wait to live my life with you, I can’t wait to start”

Suburban power walking: ‘I’m Gonna Getcha Good’

Lace up your sneakers and strap on your Fitbit because we’re goin’ power walking! And I’m not talking about some dawdle around the park while you gasbag to your mum on the phone, I’m talking about a full on arms swinging Kath and Kel power walk. You go get those endorphins you good thing you!

Notable lyric: “Don’t try to run, honey”

Swiping through the Tinder cesspit: ‘That Don’t Impress Me Much’

Okay, so you slung a dead boar over your shoulder… Okay, so you’ve got a Hilux with a snorkel… Okay, so you met Shaun Johnson one time… That don’t impress me much. And so on and so forth, or at least until you feel better about your joke of a love life.

Notable lyric: “You think you’re cool but have you got the touch?”

Anytime you need a cheerleader: ‘Life’s About To Get Good’

The comeback track! If Shania Twain herself can come out the other side of personal turmoil better than ever, then you can tackle whatever’s on your plate with the wit, optimism and intelligence of a Reese Witherspoon character in a rom-com. Have that tough conversation with your boss, breakup with the hairdresser you don’t like, tell your indoor netball team you actually hate netball and bid them farewell. It’s true there’s no joy without pain, but carrying around a dead weight and bad vibes ain’t a good look on anyone, so loop the song and get that shit gone.

Notable lyric: “It took me so long to be strong, but I’m alive, and I hold on”

SHANIA’S BIG ON PINTREST

When you’re absolutely infatuated with someone: ‘Forever and Always’

Before Taylor Swift was “flashing back to when he said forever & always”, the OG country pop crossover queen turned the cliché into a rollicking love song. Y’all know I don’t do feelings so I’ll say it quickly, this is the song for when you’re so loved up you turn into one of those smitten couples you’d normally to sit and make fun of. As a love cynic it seems too good to be true, but Ms Twain herself says in a live recording that the song is “definitely about love that lasts forever”, and meh, I guess it does sound kind of nice. Okay maybe more than nice, but you didn’t catch me saying that! The very 2004 music video does a better job of explaining this than I do. Just go watch that.

Notable lyric: “I can stay right here forever in your arms”

When you need a reminder of your standards: ‘Any Man of Mine’

My close friend Alice founded the 10% rule, and it’s a modern dating gamechanger. The ‘10%’ refers to the fact we’re all so used to accepting the bare minimum from people (10%), that when we meet someone who puts in 40-50% we completely lose the plot. They’re the person of my dreams! And so on and so forth. Oh, they’re nice to your mum? Cool, even a sociopath would probably be nice to your mum! Make that mother fucker walk the line Shania Twain style! Can they shimmy, shake, kick, turn, stomp, jump, heel to toe, and do si do? Dance them till their boots break and only then can you consider a second date. Totally fair.

Notable lyric: “I can be late for a date—that’s fine, but he’d better be on time”

When your favourite flavour La Croix is in stock at Countdown: ‘You’re Still The One’

Personally, I don’t vibe the fruity water that gets heads spinning, but the hype seems about on par with what is one of history’s greatest love songs and winner of Best Country Song at the 1999 Grammy Awards.

Notable lyric: “You’re still the one that I love, the only one I dream of


Shania Twain plays Spark Arena in Auckland on 18 December and Forsyth Barr Stadium in Dunedin on 22 December 2018. Spark has an exclusive pre-sale for Spark customers, available from 12 pm Monday 5 February until 12 pm Wednesday 7 February.