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Ernest Adams slices: gorgeously gooey and gone for good (Image: Archi Banal)
Ernest Adams slices: gorgeously gooey and gone for good (Image: Archi Banal)

KaiJune 22, 2022

RIP Ernest Adams, the nation’s slice

Ernest Adams slices: gorgeously gooey and gone for good (Image: Archi Banal)
Ernest Adams slices: gorgeously gooey and gone for good (Image: Archi Banal)

A mainstay of morning teas and bring a plate situations has been unceremoniously ‘deleted’ by the manufacturer. Alex Casey investigates the sudden disappearance of Ernest Adams products from our shelves. 

Pauline Dicker has packed a sliver of Ernest Adams’ finest inside her husband’s smoko box for more than 20 years. Whether it’s the fruit loaf or the madeira cake, she’s never strayed from the trusty supermarket staple. “My husband is a blue collar worker, a shearer, a fencer, a truck driver – but it goes back for generations,” she explains of her relationship with Ernest Adams. “At the grandparents’ for special occasions, it was always the raspberry slice.”

But in recent weeks, Dicker has been searching in earnest for Ernest. “I was cruising the supermarkets looking for Ernest Adams in all the normal places that it used to be, and it was just not there,” she says forlornly. The Dunedin resident’s first assumption was that perhaps it was a supply chain thing – maybe the South Island had missed out on the latest batch. She drove to New World. She drove to Countdown. She checked online. 

“They have just disappeared.” 

Ernest Alfred Adams was born in England in 1892, the son of a master baker. He emigrated to Melbourne in 1912 then moved to Christchurch in 1921 and partnered up with an elderly baker named Hugh Bruce to open Albert Bruce Ltd. By 1930, the bakeries had spread to Auckland, Wellington and Dunedin, adopting the name Ernest Adams Ltd after Hugh Bruce retired. According to Te Ara, Ernest Adams thrived through its “uncompromising commitment to quality at an affordable price” and extensive radio and newspaper advertising.

For decades, Ernest Adams has been many New Zealanders’ go-to slice for shared lunches, unexpected visitors and other important social gatherings. “They’ve been a really big part of our life,” says Dicker. “These slices have been an integral part of births, deaths, marriages – if you were coming home after a funeral, you’d be guaranteed to have some Ernest Adams slice there for you.” 

Ernest Adams newspaper ads from The Star, 1930; The Press, 1955; and the Ashburton Guardian, 1949 (Images: Papers Past/Creative Commons)

Despite the place it holds in the hearts of many New Zealanders, things haven’t always been so sweet for Ernest Adams. In 2000, after years of poor financial performance and amid much internal tension, the company was sold to Hong Kong/Singapore-based bread behemoth Goodman Fielder, which owns other familiar New Zealand brands like Edmonds, Meadow Fresh, Molenberg and Vogel’s. More recently, Google reviews of Ernest Adams products appear to have turned downhill, with customers leaving increasingly negative reviews of the brand:

“Cherry Fruit Cake… Wheres the cherries… only found 2.5 in the whole cake… disappointing”

“They are disgusting. Dry as an old bone and tasteless. They have cut out some of their ingredients obviously like the FRUIT and the FLAVOR!! Leaving it like a week old scone.”

“Ernest Adams choc chip cookies in the bag tastes like tux dog biscuits. Yes I have tried dog biscuits.”

“The chocolate chip cookies gave a terrible experience and to be blunt they caused me diarrhea and I only had 4 cookies just 4. I thought it was a something else at the time but I bought them again and the same problem occurred not twice but three times”

As a loyal customer, Dicker hasn’t noticed a change in quality over the years, and remains primarily concerned with the products’ recent absence. “What are nanas going to do when it’s ‘bring a plate’ because they can’t bake any more and can’t be bothered?” she asks. “I know it’s just basically like a slab that they’ve thrown some fruit in, but it made my husband happy.” 

When asked if she would consider baking herself, Dicker reveals a deeper political motivation behind her allegiance to Ernest Adams. “I’m of a generation that worked really hard to avoid having to do that sort of thing. I’m in my early 60s, we grew up after the feminists with the ‘girls can choose to do anything’ thing. And that’s one of the choices I’ve made: to not be a baker.” She’s recently purchased some mixed fruit, but admits to feeling “angst” about attempting a fruit loaf. “I’m just not sure whether I want to go there.” 

Goodman Fielder did not respond to multiple requests for comment by The Spinoff about the whereabouts of the slices. Ernest Adams is no longer listed as one of the company’s brands on its website, and the listed phone number for the Ernest Adams factory in Palmerston North repeatedly rang through to voicemail. A representative from Foodstuffs told The Spinoff that the supplier had made the decision to discontinue the Ernest Adams baked treats. Yesterday, a Goodman Fielder customer service representative confirmed to Stuff the line had been “deleted”

Feel like pure shit just want her back x

A devastated Dicker in Dunedin has been left scrambling for a replacement sweet treat for the smoko box. “I can’t turn to another brand because there’s not really a replacement that has what I look for.” She shudders as she recounts recently buying Countdown bakery muffins and banana bread. “It doesn’t last well in the tin, it goes off within a couple of days and it also doesn’t freeze well. But the Ernest Adams fruit loaf, well, that would last in your tin for weeks.” 

Just like The Spinoff, Dicker has made her own inquiries with Goodman Fielder, but has had no response from them about the demise of her beloved products. “When there’s bring in a plate, what is it now? What is it for us?” she laments. 

“It’s just another piece of history that’s been quietly lost.”

Image: Tina Tiller
Image: Tina Tiller

KaiJune 20, 2022

Is Whittaker’s about to release an oat milk chocolate?

Image: Tina Tiller
Image: Tina Tiller

Too good to be true? A quick Google search suggests there’s something on the way.

For years, vegans have watched on as friends and enemies enjoyed the full range of Whittaker’s chocolate. The local darling of cocoa and milk has released new flavours with a blessed regularity in recent years. Hokey pokey crunch, peanut butter and jelly, blondie. It’s all good and it’s all for people who can consume dairy.

Until now. A Google search, first entered by an evident oat milk fan on Twitter, for “whittakers oat chocolate” returns an ad for a Whittaker’s oat milk chocolate, available “in store” at New World. Clicking on the ad leads to a broken link on New World’s website.

A screenshot of an innocent web search

The Spinoff, upon seeing this, jumped to investigate. First, a forensic analysis (zooming in) of the ad. There’s not much to see beyond six pieces of chocolate on the packaging. But on the left, in clear white lettering with two green leaves as a logo, are the words vegans have been waiting for: plant based.

‘Computer, enhance’

Everything else looks to be a close match to Whittaker’s famous creamy milk chocolate, suggesting that this new variety (if it even is a real thing) would be the oat sibling of perhaps the most popular product in the Whittaker’s range.

A call to Whittaker’s returned the message that the appropriate person to confirm or deny an oat milk chocolate’s existence was offsite today and not answering their phone. They promised to call back but instead sent the following via email:

“At Whittaker’s, we’re always creating exciting new products but we don’t have anything new to announce right now. Watch this space though as we have lots planned for later in the year!”

A worker at New World Victoria Park was not familiar with any Whittaker’s oat milk chocolate but left the phone to find someone who would know. The call then went to an answering machine. Was this a nationwide coordinated oat cover-up? Perhaps. Is someone at New World going to get a talking to for launching the product page and ad before a new variety’s official release? More likely.

Whittaker’s often previews new products in press releases to media but The Spinoff has not received anything of the sort. As such, and based off the inscrutable evidence (a Google search and a screenshot), The Spinoff can confidently conclude that Whittaker’s may or may not release an oat milk chocolate block in the near or distant future.

Congratulations one and all.