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PartnersJanuary 21, 2019

Why you should consider a life less meaty

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Why do we act like the idea of reducing our meat consumption is an assault on the very backbone of the nation?

This story originally ran in Barker’s 1972 magazine under the title A Life Less Meaty

Vegans are one of the few groups it’s still widely acceptable to hate on. So worthy, we complain. Talk about dull! Not to mention preachy!

I have been 100% guilty of this in the recent past. As a self-loathing vegetarian – I badly want to be one of those food columnists who eats everything – picking on the vegans was a handy way to deflect attention from my own dietary shortcomings. But: enough.

Because whether or not you agree with the animal rights and health sides of things (and let’s be honest, they’ve got a point there too), it’s hard to deny that a vegan diet helps our imperilled environment.

It’s science, innit. In June, a landmark global study landed, looking at the emission of greenhouse gases from more than 38,000 farms. It found that avoiding meat and dairy products is the single biggest way to reduce your environmental impact.

Here’s why: per the survey, meat, aquaculture, eggs and dairy use 83% of the world’s farmland and contribute 56-59% of food’s different emissions, despite providing only 37% of our protein and 18% of our calories.

Fairly convincing, then. But here in New Zealand, we really don’t like being told to eat less meat. Climate change minister James Shaw gave it a shot, gently suggesting that if you want to help the environment, eating one fewer meat meal a week could maybe be a good idea.

He immediately followed up with: “We’re not encouraging that as a government”, but the damage was done. Bloody greenies and their nanny stateism!

Similarly, when Air New Zealand announced it would be serving the plant protein-based Impossible Burger on a couple of flights (alongside, of course, plenty of meat), it was seen as an assault on the very backbone of our nation. Online comment sections seethed with indignation, and NZ First’s Mark Patterson bayed about “a slap in the face” for New Zealand’s red meat sector.

What gives, Aotearoa? Hot tip: eating less meat is not actually that hard. Sure, it helps to have money, time, cooking skills and all the rest of it, but if you have so little to worry about in life that you get outraged by the national carrier serving fake meat or a politician making a sensible suggestion, I’m going to hazard a guess that you’re probably able to put a little bit of effort into thinking about your diet.

Here I must admit to being lucky, in that I don’t actually like meat. Never really have. So I’m not one of those vegos who deprives themselves of something they crave, gets drunk and eats a cheeseburger and then feels terribly guilty. If you do love meat, I don’t judge you! And I don’t think you shouldn’t eat it. But you probably don’t need to eat as much as you do.

I ain’t no vegan, and I’m not here to preach. I like cheese a lot. I have no desire to give up cow’s milk in my flat white. I eat a bit of fish these days too. But what I can attest to is the ability to live a happy, delicious, food-obsessed life without heaps of meat.

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Albert Riera playing for Auckland City (photo: Getty Images).
Albert Riera playing for Auckland City (photo: Getty Images).

PartnersJanuary 20, 2019

How to watch a game of summer football

Albert Riera playing for Auckland City (photo: Getty Images).
Albert Riera playing for Auckland City (photo: Getty Images).

Calum Henderson’s seven step guide to adding the Beautiful Game to your summer. 

This story originally ran in Barker’s 1972 magazine.

The best part of any match at Kiwitea Street in Sandringham, Auckland, is the five minutes after the referee blows the final whistle, before the volunteers come down from the clubrooms and start taking down the goals.

That’s when the kids in replica shirts – Barcelona, Chelsea, Auckland City FC – swarm the pitch, hell bent on experiencing the thrill of booting the ball into the back of the net, a proper net, taut and square like the ones on TV. The players stand around with their socks down, quaffing electrolyte drinks and talking to friends and family who’ve come to see them – at least one person always seems to be holding a brand new baby. The sun is getting low by this stage, and as you file out along the narrow walkways on either side of the pitch you pause for a moment to take it all in, and realise this is what going to the football is all about.

It’s a feeling you can’t get from watching on TV. Just being there, supporting your team, even if they’re kind of hopeless at the moment. Shouting at the ref a little bit. All of it is good for the soul, and more of us should do it this summer. Here’s how.

Team Wellington take on Waitakere United at David Farrington park (photo: Getty Images).

1: Find your team

The old saying ‘support your local team’ is really the only option. The ISPS Handa Premiership, formerly known as the ASB Premiership, is a 10-team national league spread from Auckland (three clubs to choose from) to Dunedin which runs from November until the end of March. Next summer make sure you get along to the seven-team National Women’s League also (it winds up mid December). No glory hunting, simply find your nearest team and commit to them wholeheartedly, even if it looks like they might be absolute rubbish. Make it official by following them on Facebook or Twitter – most clubs run pretty good social media these days.

2: Identify your rival

If the team you’ve chosen to support is Auckland City FC, your traditional rival is Waitakere United (though more recently it has also been Team Wellington). If you’re supporting any other team in the league, then you hate Auckland City FC by default. These are mild rivalries by international football standards, but having a team you despise above all others is still a vital part of the experience.

3: Go to a game

It’s not just a game of top-level football, it’s a whole match day experience. At Kiwitea Street, for example, this includes access to legendary steak sandwiches from the cafeteria, half-time entertainment (usually a bloke singing Cold Chisel covers) and the company of Bucket Man, Auckland City’s number one fan who watches every game over the fence while banging on a bucket, and sometimes lets off fireworks at the start of the second half. Every ground has its own unique features, and whatever the price of admission (the maximum you’ll pay is $15), it’s always a bargain.

4: Find your new favourite player

Not necessarily the best player, but the one who does the coolest moves, tries the hardest or seems the most emotionally volatile. My favourite player, without question, was Costa Rican striker Luis Corrales (below), who started out with Team Wellington before defecting to Auckland City for a couple of glorious seasons. Very short and extremely short-tempered, he scored just about as many screamers as he got red cards. Heroes like Luis Corrales are everywhere in the Premiership once you start looking.

Calum Henderson’s favourite player – Luis Corrales (Photo by Phil Walter/Getty Images).

5: Figure out who is actually, properly good

Every team has at least one player who ‘could definitely play at a higher level’. Your job as a supporter is to identify that player, then keep going on about it until it happens. There are plenty of high-profile success stories: Burnley’s Chris Wood and PSV’s Ryan Thomas both started out playing for Waikato, and in 2013 the Wellington Phoenix signed Albert Riera from Auckland City after he bossed them in a pre-season friendly. By the end of that season he was starting for the A-League All Stars against Juventus, marking Italian legend Andrea Pirlo.

6: Go to another game

Don’t just go to one game. Go to every game. Even if it’s a bit rainy and you have to take your umbrella.

7: Watch it on TV

Unlike rugby or cricket, football is a sport that’s infinitely better when experienced live at the ground – that’s why this is the final step. Get out there, support your local team, experience the beautiful, unpredictable ISPS Handa Premiership first-hand. When you get to the stage where you find yourself engrossed in a scrappy away game broadcast live on Sky Sport? That’s when you know you’ve become a true supporter.

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