The signing in of Donald J Trump as 45th president of the United States of America is but hours away. To distract/medicate, play the Spinoff drinking game along with his inaugural address.
President-elect Trump thought really hard about his big Day One speech.
If you, too, are suffering from anxious, get-me-a-laxative-face in the leadup to the historic address on the Capitol, why not distract yourself with Drain the Cup! The Spinoff Donald Trump inauguration drinking game?
(NB the Spinoff encourages responsible drinking, so you’re probably best with low-alcohol beer or cordial. Then again, in many ways the world is off its face, so do what you like.)
Take a sip when you hear/see:
“Make America great again”
“Take back jobs”
Shot of protester
Conspicuous security detail
Reference to Donald Trump in third person
The Look at this real big fish I got gesture:
Take a gulp:
“We have the best …”
“And by the way”
“President for all Americans”
“Get to work”
“Bind the wounds”
“The American dream”
A genuine compliment for Obama
Shot of supporter with sun visor
The Look at this tiny paper dart I got gesture:
“Drain the swamp”
“It’s a beautiful thing”
“Ask not what your country can do for you”
The Look at the infinite sky, there it is up there gesture:
Drain the cup:
“Four score and seven years ago”
“Grab them by the pussy”
The rare Look at these TWO tiny paper darts one in each hands I got gesture:
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