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Simon Bridges and Danyl Mclauchlan at Meow. Photo: Tyler Hambleton
Simon Bridges and Danyl Mclauchlan at Meow. Photo: Tyler Hambleton

PoliticsJuly 31, 2020

‘The fuck-ups were all my own’: Simon Bridges on the toughest job in politics

Simon Bridges and Danyl Mclauchlan at Meow. Photo: Tyler Hambleton
Simon Bridges and Danyl Mclauchlan at Meow. Photo: Tyler Hambleton

Just over two months ago, Simon Bridges was rolled as the leader of the opposition. This week he opened up about his tenure, the state of politics in New Zealand and, of course, the baby yaks.

Simon Bridges did not hide his disappointment when the National Party caucus turfed him from the leadership. He was visibly angry. But in the weeks that followed something fascinating began to happen: like a man who had emerged from a suit of heavy armour, he seemed suddenly full of spring, unburdened. In a series of social media posts – most notably a stroll with a baby yak – Bridges was rejuvenated, relatable, at ease.

“Being in leadership, and being in opposition, is hard,” said Bridges in a candid and entertaining hour-long conversation with Danyl Mclauchlan at a packed Meow in Wellington on Wednesday night as part of The Spinoff Members / Verb Wellington Politics in Pubs series.

“There’s just no doubt a weight comes on you, and the problems, again as we’ve seen recently, sometimes just come several in a day. And you’ve got to make those decisions. And you just don’t have time to smell the flowers or the yaks, or do any of that stuff. Yup, you’ve got people doing social media and all these things, but the reality is, as the yaks do show, you’ve got to be in a time and a place when you’re relaxed and you want to do it.”

The critical yak question, he said, was this: “Would the yaks have worked when I was opposition leader? And I think probably the answer is no.”

He also revealed the name of the now famous yak: Hope.

Asked how he felt watching those who had rolled him make a meal of early efforts, which included wrongly identifying Paul Goldsmith as Māori, Bridges began by saying it was “quietly satisfying”, before swiftly stressing he was kidding.

“No, no, no, that’s not true. That’s not true. In all seriousness I think the only very quiet, small, little sliver of satisfaction I got was just for others to know it’s not as easy as it looks. It’s a hard gig … I reckon it’s always easier to say what people got wrong.”

The team of Todd Muller and Nikki Kaye had erred, said Bridges, in aspiring to be “a very small target”. Their strategy, by his account, was: “If Jacinda’s said something, we’re going to agree with it. I think they looked at what I did and said, ‘we’re always disagreeing and that’s no good,’ so they took a different tack. The problem with that is it never works.”

He added: “Politics today – and you can argue whether this is good or bad – is high energy. You have a duty if you’re opposition leader to be getting on TV and having some energy about that. And that was something I think they struggled with.”

The Muller campaign was shaping up to be “Labour-lite, effectively hugging the Labour Party’s position on a bunch of things. I want voters to have some real choice.”

Negativity was hardly ideal, but it was not for its own sake. “I think there is a solemn, almost noble aspect to our system, opposing to refine the system and get the best stuff. It makes a good government better if you’re doing that,” said Bridges.

And the greatest enemy was invisibility.

“If you’re in opposition against a first term government with Jacinda at the helm of it, you have to get on the news,” he said.

“The worse thing than being hated is being irrelevant. There is no option if you’re the leader of a big political party, your people – in our case 55 MPs, it was 56 but we don’t need to get into that tonight; I think it’s 53 now but let’s not get into that, either – they expect you to perform. Nothing critical of that. The reality is when it’s Jessica Mutch and Tova O’Brien and RNZ and all the others, they are not going to put me on the news if I say, ‘you know what, actually that’s good, they’ve done a really good job’ … It’s just not news. Negative is one word. I would say construct some negative scrutiny of the government.”

Bridges had lacked someone who could take care of that role for him, he suggested.

“What Key had, what English had, was people like Steven Joyce around them to take it to the opposition. In my case, it was often a case of I had to perform that role as well. Leader and attack dog. And that of course doesn’t go so well for personal polls. It did I think, though – here I am sounding like some old politician defending his record, because I am – keep the party support very high.”

While some opposition leaders, such as David Shearer, had floundered after having too many voices in their ears proffering advice, “that wasn’t my problem”, said Bridges.

“In many respects behind the scenes one fault myself and the people around me didn’t have, is we did make decisions. In a sense, although it wasn’t necessarily worth anything, that’s why I got through two and a half years of the gig, because we would hear from different people but then we did actually make decisions. And I think in leadership, and in politics, making a decision, dare I say it sometimes even the wrong one, is much better than what I think David suffered from.”

Of his own team, he said: “I did have amazing help – the fuck-ups were all my own.”

Bridges paid tribute to Bennett, whose valedictory speech he had just attended, for her role in his team as deputy leader. “I know it’s hard for you to believe, but I’m a serious dryballs … She would do dumb staff, pranks. She is serious fun, and I needed that and I valued that,” he said.

And while other meeting participants dithered, “she got on and fucking did stuff. When I needed someone to organise the National Party conference because we were in a hole, and no one liked me, and I needed someone to make sure it went really well, Paula did that stuff. In politics, just like in your workplaces, I would back a doer who gets stuff done every day of the week, and that’s Paula.”

Asked by an audience member about the party’s challenge to house liberals and conservatives in one tent, Bridges said “a centre-right party does well when it marries those two things up. If we don’t do that well – and it’s a risk for the future of the National Party, frankly – if we factionalise, we let one side get too strong, we’ve got a real worry … We need to ensure that broad church is represented around the cabinet table, and we don’t get silly – we don’t go too far one way or the other … To get the vast swathe of votes, that marriage between liberals and conservatives is really important. We’ve got to make sure in National we don’t get away from that.”

On the recent examples of misconduct by MPs, Bridges said his big worry was that it would dissuade further people from choosing to go into politics – already it was a small pool that chose to go down that path.

“It’s a certain kind of person. I would say high ideals, you might say psychopath, I don’t know. But certainly type-A kind of people who are comfortable with high-octane [work],” he said.

“What worries me though is that right now, with the remarkable, terrible behaviour you’ve seen in recent times – the Andrew Falloon stuff is the most apposite example – is that it makes the irrational decision to come to parliament even more irrational.

The final question of the night came from Spinoff partnerships director Simon Day, lurking by the bar. After all that had happened, did Bridges still harbour ambitions of one day become prime minister?

“You know the correct answer to that is no,” said Bridges, with a ripple of mischief. “Look, I wouldn’t want to be opposition leader again. I can say that to you quite straight. It’s a hard job. It’s not much good for any aspect of your personal life to be honest with you.” He had a “quirky view that the real PMs are the ones that won from opposition”, so “that ship has sailed.”

Having lost the leadership, he had taken a moment to ask, “is it time to go? I could go back to the law, I could work in the private sector, there’s a bunch of things I could do. Where I came down is that I can still make a strong contribution while not being leader … I’ve still got time to do that, and to rehabilitate myself, with yaks.”

Bridges, who had earlier said “I’m happier now than I was when I was leader of the opposition”, finished by saying: “The short answer is no, but I still think I’ve got a contribution to make, so I’m sticking with it.”

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The offending image posted by Rudi du Plooy
The offending image posted by Rudi du Plooy

PoliticsJuly 30, 2020

The strange case of the election hoarding vandalised by Photoshop

The offending image posted by Rudi du Plooy
The offending image posted by Rudi du Plooy

The social media page of New Conservative candidate Rudi du Plooy erupted last night with claims his sign had been vandalised before social media users pointed out it was an obvious Photoshop. So what really happened? Alex Braae gave him a call.

When Rudi du Plooy was sent a photo of his Hamilton West election hoarding spray-painted with the words “Bokke Bo” all across it, he was absolutely certain about what it meant.

In an all-caps Facebook post, he wrote: “VANDALS ARE DETERMINED TO KILL FREEDOM OF SPEECH IN NEW ZEALAND – NC IS COMMITTED TO PROTECT YOUR RIGHTS TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH”. There was no doubt in his mind that his hoardings had been targeted deliberately as an attack on his campaign.

But eagle-eyed social media users quickly spotted something about the picture du Plooy hadn’t seen. There was a cursor in the top left corner of the sign, indicating it had been made with a photo editing programme like MS Paint or Photoshop.

So what was going on? Who made this fake? And what were their motivations?

Speaking to The Spinoff this morning, du Plooy said he didn’t know if the person who sent him the image of the poorly photoshopped sign was the one who made it. But he did have a bombshell allegation to make against the unnamed person – they were a candidate for a rival party.

“Somebody sent me this photograph, and I kind of trust this guy. And I really thought the sign had been vandalised.

“What makes it worse is that he’s a candidate for another party. I don’t want to stir, but it’s one of the minor parties – up north somewhere. But he’s also South African. So of course, us mad South Africans, we prank and do stupid things like that,” he said.

“I don’t really want to drag him into it, I just want to let it go away. I think at this time, he’s probably feeling pretty sheepish. I would assume – just guessing – that his party would frown on it.”

Du Plooy later got back in touch with The Spinoff and named the person who had sent the image as Marius Koekemoer, the East Coast Bays candidate for The Outdoors Party. He also provided a screenshot demonstrating where the original image came from.

There was a bit of a sceptical reaction from social media users about the truth of the story when the original post was made. Had du Plooy really not realised it was a rather amateur photoshop job?

“I didn’t spot it,” said du Plooy, speaking about the cursor. “But then later on in the day one of our guys, whose a computer tech guy, came back and said ‘nah it’s been photoshopped, there’s a cursor’ and I said ‘oh my goodness, there is a cursor!””

Needing to verify it for himself, he jumped into the car and drove down to the site. Finding it clean and unblemished, he put up a somewhat sheepish post. “The ‘VANDALISED’ photo was photoshopped and the black ‘spray-painted’ items are all FAKE,” he wrote. “The good news is that the sign is in good health.”

Du Plooy was relieved that he wouldn’t have to replace the expensive sign and said that he hadn’t really expected such vandalism from his fellow Hamiltonians. “I thought to myself, people in Hamilton don’t do things like that. Yeah, sometimes they’ll draw little moustaches and stuff, [but] I can live with that, that’s alright.”

In the end, he thought the incident highlighted the importance of free speech for candidates running for parliament, which he said was a topic he was passionate about.

“I think to deface anyone’s signs or vandalism is a very serious matter. I’d be really frustrated and annoyed,” he said if it turned out that people were to take the inspiration from the virtual prank and do it in reality.

“Generally speaking, I think everybody in politics … we just don’t touch each other’s signs. We don’t take them off, we don’t move them … I think that’s part of the discipline of being a politician.” Du Plooy also said that if he saw another candidate’s sign had been knocked over, he would put it back up

But what was the significance of the message in the first place? “Bokke Bo”, explained du Plooy, means “that the Springboks [rugby team] are on top.” He said that suggested to him that only someone of South African descent would have pulled the prank on him.

Du Plooy is prominent in the South African immigrant community and has previously been in the news after attempting to revive the Afrikaans “Day of the Vow” holiday in New Zealand, which some see as racist because of its attachment to the Apartheid regime.

Du Plooy also confirmed that as a citizen of New Zealand, he now only supports the All Blacks.

This story was updated at 3.45 pm to identify the sender of the image as Marius Koekemoer from the Outdoors Party.