Suzanne Paul is everything, everywhere, all at once.
Suzanne Paul is everything, everywhere, all at once.

Pop CultureMay 4, 2023

Why is Suzanne Paul suddenly the face of everything? 

Suzanne Paul is everything, everywhere, all at once.
Suzanne Paul is everything, everywhere, all at once.

A new TVNZ campaign has allowed advertising queen Suzanne Paul to reclaim her throne like never before.


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Following her soft launch into the Briscoes universe last month, Suzanne Paul has returned to local television screens to sell what appears to be frankly thousands of luminous products. Across the country, audiences have been left bamboozled by the Natural Glow icon lending her dazzling visage to everything from Arnott’s to Liquorland, Flight Centre to Summerset Retirement Villages. Just last night, amid the atrociously hilarious first episode of Fatal Attraction on TVNZ+, SuPaul came out of nowhere to nosh on a burger and then promptly catch on fire.

This girl is on fire

RNZ Mediawatch host and Spinoff contributor Hayden Donnell, who once tried to encase Suzanne Paul behind glass in his series Get it To Te Papa, describes the initial feeling of “excitement” when he saw the beloved Brit back where she belongs this week. “I paused The North Water the other day and the image of grim-faced men screaming into an ice storm was replaced by Suzanne Paul hawking a Whopper,” he says. “There’s no-one you’d rather see selling you something, and it is certainly a more joyful sight than another bearded Englishman crying in the general direction of a polar bear.”

As thrilling as it is, the curious ads have left viewers with more questions that answers. Why now? Why Suzanne Paul? Why all these brands? Why the exact same posh-looking set? And the same sparkly tiara? Aaron Dawson, general manager of Blacksand, TVNZ’s creative and production team, explains that the ads are built around the lead-up to the King’s Coronation this Saturday. Looking to blur the line between content and commercials with a series of brand-backed ‘How To Live like a King’ ads, Dawson says the campaign is a “fun, bold take on the royal celebration.” 

Suzanne Paul and a Whopper

Naturally, there was only one person for the job. “We wanted an iconic Kiwi host with an English pedigree who was up for having a bit of fun – and we knew there was no one quite like Suzanne Paul,” Dawson says. With five brands onboard – Flight Centre, Burger King, Summerset, Arnott’s and Liquorland – the ads were all shot in just one day in the TVNZ studio, complete with cameos from a corgi and even some Summerset retirees. “Suzanne nailed each and every brief, her cheeky sense of humour and comedic timing were on point,” says Dawson. “She was a dream to work with.”

If you’ve missed seeing Suzanne Paul’s television takeover to date, never fear. The ads are continuing to play across TVNZ channels and on TVNZ+ ahead of the Coronation, and viewers will get to watch them back-to-back during an ad break takeover during Seven Sharp on Friday night. Is there a chance that this could be Suzanne Paul overload? Donnell, surprisingly, has his concerns. “Joining the Briscoes team was one thing – it’s one of the few advertising propositions as iconic as her own – but it feels like Suzanne Paul might be diffusing her power by spreading it out over too many brands,” he says.

And that’s… the tea

Bodo Lang, professor in marketing at Massey University, agrees that there is a risk of saturation during this Su-naissance moment. “There is there is a danger of too much Suzanne Paul, but I think if you just look at this series in isolation, the theme is quite funny,” he says. As confusing as it is to have multiple brands sharing the same person, the same background, the same setup and the same clothes, Lang says there is “method to the madness” and these ads have been created to be talked about. Indeed, TVNZ say the ads are already “the talk of the town” (allegedly including friendly local website “The Spinoff”).

Dawson could not be drawn on whether or not this was in fact a test concept for Suzanne Paul eventually taking over all of television advertising from her throne in the TVNZ studio, simply responding “Ha, never say never!” With several days left of the ads, Lang says the ‘Live like a King’ campaign is a novel and innovative one – although if he had to be critical would say that the wording is slightly confusing. “It is tricky because they are talking about the coronation of a king being male and she is a female and very much a queen,” he says.

“But maybe that’s the whole point, maybe she’s positioning herself as the future queen or something.” At this moment, it would appear anything is possible when it comes to Suzanne Paul.


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Breakfast’s Matty McLean interviews a road cone thief. (Photos: TVNZ / Design: Tina Tiller)
Breakfast’s Matty McLean interviews a road cone thief. (Photos: TVNZ / Design: Tina Tiller)

Pop CultureMay 3, 2023

Was this Breakfast’s freakiest interview yet?

Breakfast’s Matty McLean interviews a road cone thief. (Photos: TVNZ / Design: Tina Tiller)
Breakfast’s Matty McLean interviews a road cone thief. (Photos: TVNZ / Design: Tina Tiller)

Breakfast viewers were plunged straight into what appeared to be a hostage situation this morning. The victims? Dunedin’s road cones.

Breakfast had a lot on its plate this morning. Not only were there interviews with a woman camping outside Buckingham Palace and the royal florist (he’s flat out this week), TVNZ’s morning news show also spoke to one of Dunedin’s most notorious road cone thieves.

This week Critic Te Ārohi, the University of Otago student magazine, revealed Dunedin city council spends $40,000 every year replacing stolen road cones. Breakfast managed to track down one of the city’s biggest road cone kleptos, and immediately after the eight o’clock news the morning show gave viewers an unexpected yet astonishing insight into the mind and soul of a remorseless criminal.

It began, as all interviews about Dunedin should, with a comment on the weather. “Not bad in Ōtepoti Dunedin,” Breakfast presenter Matty McLean remarked, before pointing the finger of blame for the city’s cone crime at naughty university students. Photos showed a man standing near road cones in an intersection, and a car covered in road cones. The evidence was clear.

Those cones couldn’t speak their truth, but Breakfast had found someone who could, and McLean seemed incredibly relaxed given what was about to flash before the nation’s eyes.

It was an alarming scene: an upcycled vinyl record artwork hung from the wall, as well as a large framed map, the type you might see in a World War II bunker. It was bleak. It was bare. It was a room that could do with some brightening up, perhaps with something orange and conical.

In the centre of the screen sat the thief, shrouded in darkness. On his head, a balaclava. On his face, sunglasses. Dunedin’s weather couldn’t explain away this get-up – Breakfast’s Chris Chang had just forecast a high of 23 degrees (low of 16) for the city. This brazen criminal must have been sweating, and not just from the unseasonably warm northerly winds.

“There’s a myriad of reasons why I’ve been stealing road cones,” the shadowy figure began to explain in what was a pre-recorded interview. His voice was altered so we wouldn’t recognise it. His head bobbed from side to side. All we could see was a pair of barely moving lips, explaining how he first stole a road cone years ago so he’d have something to chug his drinks out of. 

That first cone was merely a gateway cone, and his initial yearning for a drinking vessel quickly snowballed into a desire to manipulate an entire city. “Recently I’ve taken to rearranging the streets around Dunedin, you know, just changing the flow of traffic from crowded areas,” this budget Zorro continued. “Most recently, it’s come to my attention that I can put road cones out on my favourite car park, and have my own VIP section,” he said. “So that’s really, really cool, you know?”

Dunedin’s road-cone problem is bigger than one man in a balaclava, and while local government probably sees theft as a crime, this cloaked coneman seemed to believe he was performing a public service. “To be honest, we’re probably doing the council a favour,” he argued. “There’s so many cones on the road at the moment, trucks knocking them over, it’s actually a danger to people.” Breakfast showed us footage of Dunedin people walking along George Street, clearly in peril. 

“You go out there and you pass by a cone and it’s an unsung rule,” he continued from his canopy of darkness. “I might as well just grab one, or ‘that’s a really high tree, I wonder if I can get it up there’, you know?” 

We did know, but then, things took a turn. This was a journey, signposted by a thousand stolen road cones, and it seemed the dark knight had suddenly seen the light. “Looking back on everything I’ve done, the cones I’ve taken and rearranged, I think it probably isn’t my best moment,” he admitted, dropping his head slightly. Off screen, someone from Breakfast laughed, and the cone crook chuckled too. It would have been a crucial moment of self-reflection, if only he could have seen out of his sunglasses. 

“But you know, it is what it is,” he said finally, shrugging his shoulders. “Yeah. Yeah.”

“It is what it is,” McLean echoed. A moment of enlightenment in a dark, dark world.