Jane Yee, Duncan Greive, Alex Casey and Anne Bloody Batley Burton from The Real Housewives of Auckland gather around the oval table to talk about the latest happenings in New Zealand television and real life in New Zealand.

This week we drain some delicious bottles of Champagne Jacquart with New Zealand’s greatest reality television star, Anne Batley Burton. Having never seen a moment of The Bachelor NZ before, Anne helps us dissect the past week in the mansion, as well as regaling us with hilarious tales from her extraordinary life. Look how much fun we had.

How did Anne meet Cuddly Bear? What’s a wang dang doodle, really? And why oh why have you not bought a ticket to her fundraising shindig yet??? The deal is: buy a ticket to Anne’s incredible ‘Pussy Galore’ benefit, held in Auckland’s plush Parnell on May 17, then forward the ticket to jane@thespinoff.co.nz and you’re on the list for a pre-party at The Spinoff offices, with complimentary CHAMPAGNE JACQUART and a guaranteed selfie with the Lady herself. Can’t put a price on that ($120).

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