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Spark Game Arena Live (Photo: Sam Brooks)
Spark Game Arena Live (Photo: Sam Brooks)

Pop CultureSeptember 11, 2024

Spark’s inaugural gaming festival was for the kids, and kids at heart

Spark Game Arena Live (Photo: Sam Brooks)
Spark Game Arena Live (Photo: Sam Brooks)

Last weekend, Spark Arena hosted Aotearoa’s largest gaming festival. Sam Brooks attended to see what all the fuss was about.

“ALL YOUR LIVES HAVE LED TO THIS.”

This slogan was emblazoned across multiple screens inside Spark Arena this past Saturday, as a couple thousand people attended the country’s “largest gaming festival”. Inside the main arena, lights flashed over booths where people played Playstation, Xbox and PCs alike. Outside that space, dotted around the hallways were smaller booths – retro arcade machines, a Just Dance dance floor and a small ring dedicated to local games (including a prime spot for local game Guardian Maia).

Despite the megachurch vibe of that slogan, the mission of Saturday was clear: Spark Arena was a place for games, and the people that love them.

One of my most formative gaming memories was at Armageddon, back when it was hosted at the Aotea Centre. I stood in line for 45 minutes for the chance to play literally 15 minutes of Final Fantasy X. Even though I’ve spent hundreds of hours with that game in the two decades since, those initial 15 minutes were electric. It wasn’t the game; it was the feeling of getting a sneak peek at something, a glimpse behind that particular wizard’s curtain.

Festivals like this – conventions or expos, really – have a tension to work through. On the surface all the marketing might be about having fun and being among likeminded people who just want to game, but at its core it is still a marketplace. The gamified aspect of the convention, where participants were tasked with finding and scanning QR codes around the arena, really hammered this home. People were literally rewarded and ranked based on how much product they engaged with.

It should not be a massive surprise that a gaming convention was gamified, however. The games sector has a similar tension to work through, which you’ll see in how it is treated in media across the world. Is it culture? Is it business? Is it tech? Is it all three? (After reporting on this sector for a decade, I can confirm it is all three. And yeah, that’s confusing.)

That’s for an adult to think about, though, not a child. When I think back to my own Armageddon experience, I don’t remember any of the logos. I don’t remember that it was as much a marketplace as it was a place to play a bunch of games for free, and maybe get some other free stuff (although, of course, there was a ticket price). I think about playing the game with the best graphics in the world and the rush of that. Kids see lights, not logos.

The Rise Cup

The highlight of the morning was undoubtedly the Rise Cup, a three-round Fortnite tournament with a total prize pool of $240K. First prize? $35,000. The MC, Ellieonthetelly, did her absolute best announcing 50 screen names that were definitely not meant to ever be read out loud, and kudos to her for the wide-eyed enthusiasm she brought to introducing “Jakethedog7” and “doglover21” onto the stage. After which, those 50 competitors played in front of a massive screen, stone-faced, while commentators in the bleachers spoke at a pace that should be expected at an event sponsored by Red Bull.

The tournament was also a demographic reflection of the festival, more generally. All 50 of the competitors were male-presenting, although a fair amount of them actually played with female-presenting skins. A quick ask of someone more acquainted with Fortnite than me confirmed what I’d assumed; female skins are smaller so are harder to spot, and therefore to shoot, in the game. It’s just like Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie said: “As women we learn to shrink ourselves, to make our hitboxes smaller.”

While it was a slightly surreal experience for me – I will never be able to take commentators saying with straight faces, phrases like “my boy Soy Palace” or calling the players “experts in their craft” – I realised that for the bulk of people in attendance this was pretty normal. When I grew up, games were a thing that happened in the home, either by yourself or with people in the same room as you. They were absolutely not broadcast in arenas with money on the line. If you’ve grown up with games as things you can access anywhere, at almost any time, for free or close to free, a tournament like this is an easier pill to swallow.

By the end of the three games, SFG Falcon emerged victorious. A teenaged boy ambled from his computer to the front of the stage, mumbled a few words, and took his trophy. Gaming changes, gamers remain the same.

SFG Falcon lifts the Rise Cup

Down the other end of the arena, younger kids of all genders played Fall Guys, a demonstrably more wholesome game than Fortnite, and maybe a sign of where the future is. Or at least some of the future. Throughout the entire day, the only women I saw on the main stages had been paid to be there, which is some kind of progress, I suppose.

The latter half of the day, which had an R16 age restriction, frankly, lacked the enthusiasm of the morning. Adults are simply harder to whip up into the level of furore that a festival like this needs, and the choices of games on display on the big screens in the main arena – NBA2K25 and Valorant – are less visually chaotic than Fortnite, and not as fun to watch. At one point I scanned across the bleachers to see who was actually watching the massive screens and spotted barely more than a hundred.

Adults are savvier, and more cynical than kids. We know we’re being marketed to. We know what we want to line up for and what we don’t. We’re less likely to be tempted by gamification. It felt clear that the convention had been set up more for kids – and kids at heart – than for adults. William Waiirua, the MC for the NBA2K25 tournament, did his best to try to whip the audience into some kind of frenzy, but alas. The grown-ups were there to game, not to vibe.

On my way out of the afternoon session, I swung past the arcade machines. These were dotted throughout the outside of the main arena, and featured classic games – Pac-Man, Mortal Kombat 2, Point Blank, Street Fighter 2. A group of dudes in their 20s gathered around Street Fighter 2, playing it with the same level of giddiness that people have played it with for decades. Gaming might be culture, it might be tech, it might be business, but so long as it’s fun, isn’t that what really matters?

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Pop CultureSeptember 11, 2024

You won’t believe what happened on Shortland Street on 9/11

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In the midst of the most shocking news event of the 21st century, Shortland Street was trying out one of its most bizarre and ambitious storylines ever. 

There’s a psychological phenomenon around 9/11, where tonnes of people have misremembered where they were when they first heard that a plane hit the World Trade Centre in New York City. A study found that 40% of people interviewed changed their recollections of the day as time went on. In more serious instances, people started to believe their own fabrications, even getting media attention for the close calls that never actually happened. 

But there’s one person who could never get away with making up lies about where he was that fateful date, and that person is Dr Chris Warner. 

As the world reckoned with the most shocking news event of the 21st century, Ferndale was dealing with a spectacle of a very different kind. Dr Chris Warner, dressed head to toe in gold lamé, having a swordfight with a Jack Sparrow-dreadlock-wig-wearing Dr Victor Kahu. The week of 9/11 saw Shortland Street come the closest it ever has to a full musical episode, as Ferndale premiered a one-night musical extravaganza of Sleeping Beauty.   

Along with local boy band En Masse, this piece of our popular culture was rightly overshadowed by what soon unfolded on the other side of the world. For decades, these episodes have sat gathering dust, waiting patiently for the standing ovation they deserve. It was only when a Shortland Street publicist was chatting through their ambitious plan to upload the entire series to YouTube, year-by-year, that it came to me: “What happened on Shortland Street on 9/11?” 

A couple of weeks later, I had the episodes in my inbox. I started with episode 2328, which set the scene for the calamity to come. We’ve got a lot of intergenerational tension brewing, with Joe (Rawiri Paratene) scolding his son Tama for getting paint on his hands. What Joe doesn’t know is that Tama was – gasp – tagging the side of the hospital. Marshall (Paul Reid) and mum Barb (Anne Whittle) are also at loggerheads about his terrible school report. 

“You haven’t been using bodily fluids in your art again,” Barb barbs as she opens yet another damning letter from the principal. 

Over at the hospital, Dr Chris Warner (Michael Galvin) is doing vocal warm-ups in the staffroom, and nurse Matt (Roy Snow) is fretting over the looming opening night. “There will be no more changes to the production, not now, not ever,” he barks at nobody in particular. “Meeee maaaaa moooooo,” bellows Chris Warner. Stress sizzles in the air: multiple cast members are dropping out with laryngitis, but Barb thinks a swizzle of Port “like Dame Kiri” will do the trick. 

Soon, the stars of the show – “nobody famous, just doctors and nurses” – arrive at the theatre to prepare for the opening night of Sleeping Beauty. There’s a weirdly coded side story about Dr Victor Kahu (Calvin Tuteao) refusing to wear makeup – “aside from the obvious, it clogs the pores” – and the leads Chris and Rachel McKenna (Angela Bloomfield) are fighting and blocking a scene. “Prat” says Rachel. “There’s no point stressing, it’s just a musical,” says Chris. 

But this is Shortland Street, and there is always a reason to stress. It is revealed that Barb, following the health advice of Dr Kiri Te Kanawa, is absolutely shit-faced on port and can’t open her eyes, let alone hit her marks. A terrified Judy Brownlee (Donogh Rees) is thrust into hair and makeup with mere minutes till curtain call. Stage manager Adam Heywood (Leighton Cardno) is called into ED, leaving his trembling assistant Waverly (Claire Chitham) in charge. 

The scene is set for utter chaos, and September 11’s episode delivers. 

“Remember everybody, just breathe through it,” says a frenzied Matt to the anxious cast backstage, each of them dressed like they are from a different universe. Toni Warner (Laura Hill) looks like she just walked off the set of The Tribe, Donna Heka (Stephanie Tauevihi) is dressed as Look Sharp Maleficent and Victor is pure Pirates of the Caribbean. As Donna welcomes everyone to the “golden kingdom” baby Lucas is also on stage, for some reason. 

But all eyes are on Judy in the last minute role of Bad Betty. “But wait, beware, who is this here,” sings Donna, as Judy misses her cue. “But wait, beware, who is this here” Donna repeats, ever the professional. Finally, Judy crashes the party with a pillow for a hunch back and unleashes an incredible solo villainous number. “You are all here with your smiles and your blessings / now here I am to teach you all a lesson,” she sneers.

“No one thought about me as you’re gathered here today /
No one invited me – I will make you all pay” 

While a star is born on stage, it’s chaos in ED. A bunch of foreign exchange students have arrived with burns and strange symptoms. To make matters worse, drunk Barb has returned home to find someone, or something, has ransacked her home. Dame Kiri looking for the port perhaps? No time to dwell. Toni races offstage to help out in ED, still in full Tribe makeup. “I’m not back on till the finale,” she says. Stretched healthcare system indeed. 

Back onstage, Rachel is waxing lyrical about falling for two men – a shimmering in gold Dr Love and a glowering in guyliner Dr Kahu. “Who said it was a crime / to love more than one at a time,” she swoons. “What’s a girl to do, why can’t I have two?” It’s enough to get anyone misty-eyed, if not for the fact that the lads in ED now have diarrhoea and more. “We’ve got four fit healthy young blokes chundering their guts out here,” says Adam. 

Nothing like diarrhoea to spur on a sword fight, as Chris and Victor then have a huge showdown to win Sleeping Beauty Rachel’s love. There’s also something that feels very close to a fairytale rap battle. “Together we made it through the vine / now its time to die coz beauty is mine,” spits Victor. “All your flash words and your fancy looks / don’t change the fact that you’re a crook,” replies 8 Mile Warner, before stabbing Kahu straight through the heart. 

If this hasn’t been made abundantly clear, most of the episode really is following the onstage action of Sleeping Beauty, much like the Eras tour concert film. It’s all building up to the kiss between Chris and Rachel – the one part of the play they have refused to practise in rehearsals. “Oh beauty of mine, my jewel, my love,” croons Chris. “Farewell my dearest, dearest princess.” His lips touch hers, and then they start making out in an incredibly hard out way. She’s alive!

Reunited by true love’s kiss, Chris and Rachel sing a love song which I am going to take a wild guess is called “A Pot of Gold” (“I’ve found a pot of gold, it’s you,” sings Chris, “I”ve found a pot of gold, it’s you,” sings Rachel). There’s only one appropriate way to celebrate now, and that’s with Rawiri Paratene emerging in a bejewelled tunic. “REJOICE, REJOICE,” he bellows. “OUR KINGDOM IS OUR OWN ONCE MORE, RESTORED AS IT WAS BEFORE.” 

But the kingdom of Ferndale is not as it was before. Rachel clearly has unresolved feelings for her ex Chris, and just intensely made out with him onstage in front of all her employees and her “sexy new” boyfriend Jack (Manu Bennett). In the next episode, which aired on September 12, she leaves all her troubles behind by sprinting out of the theatre to the airport, headed for the next flight out to Bangkok. Safest time to fly, in a way. 

Click here to watch present day Shortland Street on TVNZ+  and vintage episodes here on Youtube