This is Joe Rogan now – but where did he come from?
This is Joe Rogan now – but where did he come from?

Pop CultureMarch 12, 2019

Remembering the cute, podcast-less Joe Rogan

This is Joe Rogan now – but where did he come from?
This is Joe Rogan now – but where did he come from?

Before The Joe Rogan Experience, before even Fear Factor, Joe Rogan was an actor on a much-loved, little-seen show called NewsRadio. Laura Vincent looks back at the unproblematic hunk Rogan used to be.

I’m an expert on Joe Rogan. You know the guy, right? If not from yelling enthusiastically at UFC cards you’ve surely heard of his podcast, The Joe Rogan Experience, where he talks about smoking weed or the benefits of sensory deprivation and meditation while riffing with comedians, actors and public figures.

Doesn’t ring a bell? Lately, he’s been hosting prominent alt-right figures in his unchallenging, friendly space. He claims no political affiliation but his ability to placidly agree with almost anything his guests say is getting increasingly weirder to behold. Yes, that guy! You know him! He conveys a kind of ‘whoopee cushion straining at the join’ vibe. He smoked weed with Elon Musk and his opening serve to this billionaire – who called one of the rescue divers of the kids in the Thai cave a “pedo” – was to skittishly ask how someone “constantly innovating” finds time to make a flamethrower.

He brought on Jordan Peterson and they merrily talked smack about gender pronouns, diversity, and income equality. His name comes up more and more as his podcast grows in popularity. Its clips go viral, reddit analyses them, and your not-yet-radicalised cousin on Facebook clicks on them out of idle curiosity.

Yes, I’m an expert on Joe Rogan. Wait, that’s misleading: I’m an expert on a very precise slice of Joe Rogan, during the years 1995-1999 when he played a gorgeously handsome lunk in the little-watched but extraordinary NBC sitcom NewsRadio.

I don’t actually know that much about the man now, but without his current level of clickbait infamy, there’s no way I’d be able to write about my precious gem NewsRadio. I’ve tried. I’ve pitched. I’ve been waiting like a spider for my opportunity, and here it is at last (editor’s note: I’m more familiar with his mid-career fame as host of Fear Factor, but you do you.)

Yes, that’s Joe on the far right. Of the picture.

Consider the 90s sitcom and it’s the juggernauts that spring first to mind. There’s the vicarious, cosy, Buzzfeed-fluffing Friends and the groundbreakingly clever and mean Seinfeld, the opera-heavy spinoff-that-could Frasier, and Everybody Loves Raymond, which was also there. Zoom in, peel back layers of Just Shoot Me and Caroline In The City and there you’ll find NewsRadio, a sitcom about shenanigans and machinations at the fictional WNYX radio station in New York.

It ran for four years from 1995, during which it suffered 11 time-slot changes before cancellation at the end of its fifth season. NewsRadio achieved woeful viewer numbers, yet retaining any audience was impossible with this scheduling carry-on. It was less of a chicken-and-egg, more a chicken-throwing-its-eggs-at-the-wall situation, and probably the reason why you haven’t heard of the show before.

The first thing to know about NewsRadio is that it’s just the most peerlessly clever and funny sitcom, marrying the workplace family and increasing surreality of MASH with Frasier’s theatrical physicality and the purgatorial un-poignancy of Peep Show. Did you know 10 of its episodes are named after random Led Zeppelin albums for absolutely no reason? Did you know that in direct reference to its own appalling ratings, the show had an episode called Sinking Ship where the characters travelled back in time to the Titanic?

The second thing about NewsRadio is that from where we stand now, the cast is a truly gobsmacking group to have gathered in one room. From “oh that guy” Stephen Root to “oh…that guy” Andy Dick; from ER’s Maura Tierney to Treme’s Khandi Alexander; from Dave Foley of Kids in the Hall to stage actress Vicki Lewis. There was also Phil Hartman, the ex-SNL showman who provided the deliciously smarmy voice of Troy McClure on The Simpsons and designed several album covers for the band America in the 70s. He was also murdered by his wife in May 1998 just before season five of NewsRadio was due to start filming. To the surprise of all, the show was picked up for another season. But the loss of Hartman sent it into an obvious decline before it was finally cancelled.

That’s Joe Rogan! On the left. Of the photo.

And there was Joe Rogan. Young and fresh-faced, with this lantern-jawed brunette thing going on that the 90s favoured (think Greg from Dharma and Greg, Will from Will and Grace.) He played Joe Garrelli, a character undoubtedly originally influenced by Joey Tribbiani of Friends. NewsRadio’s Joe is a loveable dolt who’s funny, loveable, charming, and a blue-collar contrast to the fancier radio hosts and executives who make up the rest of the cast.

But I didn’t just come here to write about a pretty face (valid though that is). As the show progresses you start to see Joe the person’s influence on Joe the character – and the seeds of who Rogan would become – hiding in plain sight.

Joe Garrelli’s main deal is that whenever he’s given a job he tries to DIY it, usually elaborately. You know the saying, if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it? Joe Garrelli likes to preempt this entirely. (“I’m rewiring the phones for speed-dial, so like, if you have to call 911 you don’t have to push a whole lot of buttons.”) The man makes his own duct tape.

As the show builds, Garelli quickly starts – like Rogan – to display a strong propensity for conspiracy theories. From alien abductions and paranormal activity (“I don’t care what you say about me but making fun of alien technology is just stupid”) to government cover-ups and security cameras being part of a grand social experiment from an unnamed agent in a mountain in Virginia.

That’s Joe Rogan, blurry in the middle.

In episode nine of season two, ‘The Cane’, Joe suggests – hilariously from this angle – that the station work on launching a “fully interactive online website”.

By episode 17 of that same season, ‘Physical Graffiti’, Joe is the resident expert on all things cyber, and wisely, with some portent, says “you can’t take something off the internet. That’s like trying to take pee out of a swimming pool.”

In season four’s eighth episode, ‘Stupid Holiday Charity Talent Show’, Joe shows off his prowess against a piece of wood. “My talent is hitting things really hard and not hurting my hand.”

By season four’s 20th episode (rakishly named ‘420’) Joe is pitted against Andy Dick’s character in a charity UFC bout, which, let’s face it, is just an incredible metaphor for Rogan’s real career path.

Joe Rogan, pinning down Andy Dick, as one does.

At first, it amused me that through Rogan’s current infamy there was, at last, a vehicle for writing about NewsRadio, and I thought it cute how he worked UFC references into his character’s storyline. But the more I researched, the less amused I felt.

There’s an episode of Rogan’s podcast from 2011 – an unfathomably far off-time – where he talks to his NewsRadio castmate Dave Foley. It’s bittersweet and funny, and the two guys, both part of something special, have a comfortable back-and-forth. And then Foley starts talking about his divorce. His experience, full disclosure, sounded singularly horrific. I also know in my very bones, like a spider innately knowing how to spin a web, that you shouldn’t read YouTube comments.

Yet read them I did, and then some. Turns out there’s a ton of people out there taking whatever Joe Rogan says and using it to springboard off and extrapolate wildly. The level of hostility in these comments made me feel queasy. With every episode of the podcast I watched, especially recent ones, the comments seethed harder, and what Rogan said became more influenced by a particular style of politics. Which in turn – the real chicken and egg – set off the commenters even more.

In the Foley episode, Rogan says he’s “learned from the Phil Hartman experience” and will now openly warn his friends if he feels they’re in an unsafe relationship. This is commendable: men looking out for their friends should be encouraged. But while looking for ways in which Rogan had influenced his position on NewsRadio, I started to wonder if being on the show had created these fissures that are now cracking into his real-life persona.

Would there be this much discourse about suspicion of women if Rogan hadn’t experienced his friend getting murdered? If Rogan didn’t have this veneer of being the reasonable middle ground, which I found myself agreeing with often in spite of myself, would he have attracted so many listeners who imprint upon him exactly what they want to hear? It was a lot to consider.

But did you know that in response to network instructions for an episode of NewsRadio where a character dies, as a tie-in related Four Weddings and a Funeral, the writers had the characters hold a funeral for a dead rat? Did you know they had an episode set in outer space for no reason whatsoever? Did you know they got Jerry Seinfeld to guest star in an episode about the characters desperately trying to get Jerry Seinfeld to guest star on their radio show to avoid cancellation? Did you know that Ray Romano of Everybody Loves Raymond was originally cast in Joe Rogan’s role?

If you are already a Joe Rogan fan, maybe consider watching NewsRadio. Not because he was hot in it, not because I can write more about this show if it has a resurgence, but because honestly, you don’t have much time on this earth and of what you have, very little is spared for leisure. If it’s Joe Rogan you want then you might as well consume something really good. His NewsRadio role bears all the hallmarks of his particular personality, with remarkably less alt-right commentary. You can’t take the pee out of the swimming pool, but you can swim elsewhere.

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Pop CultureMarch 11, 2019

Why do the men on MAFS Australia wear boardies to bed?

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Alex Casey rips open the velcro on Married at First Sight Australia‘s biggest scandal yet. 

There’s a lot to be said about the latest sordid season of Married at First Sight Australia. For a start, there’s the slimy cheating scandals, the violent outbursts of rage and the relentlessly sexist gaslighting. And then there’s the very naughty swearing, the petition to fire one of the experts following the naughty swearing, and the rampant rumours that half of them are actors.

But the biggest shocker of all? The bed boardies.

The horror began on the night of Nic and Cyrell’s wedding in what feels like 40,000 years ago in the Iron Age of early February 2019. It had been a tense wedding, complete with a brother-in-law so furious that one of his blood vessels had burst. Everyone was tired, everyone was looking forward to shedding their glad rags and hitting the hay. And what better for a comfortable night’s sleep than a rigid pair of bright red boardies?

As Nic attempted to coyly slip into bed, Cyrell whipped back the duvet while chanting “take it off, take it off, do a dance, do a dance” and then rapped on Nic’s boardies bum like a drum. “Lucky I’ve got my pants on,” said Nic. Pants indeed. Short pants. With velcro on. Quick-drying. Nylon. Mostly for swimming. Nic wasn’t the only one diving into the sea of love with his Quicksilvers in tow. Allow me to introduce Dude Dino and Billabong Billy.

It’s a sartorial choice that has sparked a fierce amount of debate, both on our reality TV podcast The Real Pod and presumably in town squares across the country. Is it to hold down their boners? Is it because they forgot their pyjamas? Is it because they been spendin’ most their lives living in a Surfer’s Paradise? And don’t even get me started on Mark, who went full Winnie the Pooh in this disturbing bottomless ensemble.

Intrigued, perturbed and confused, I reached out to previous Married at First Sight NZ grooms to see what they made of the beachy nighttime garb. I was initially met with shock and disgust. “Blergh!” responded Ben Blackwell from MAFSNZ season one. “Forget wearing them to bed, why are they wearing them after 2005?” Friend and fellow MAFSNZ contestant Sam Levi voiced a similar disdain for the light-weight shorts. “From the fashion side I don’t find it attractive at all – it’s very lazy.”

My panel of experts provided several different theories as to why their Aussie counterparts had “boarded up” so dramatically. The first was purely anatomical. “With cameras roving around there would be nothing more embarrassing than waking up tackle out on national TV,” said Dave McClelland from last year’s season of MAFSNZ. “After the deed has been done [and] a looming morning of cameras await, it’s easier to find some board shorts than skimpy undies.”

My panel of experts included Samuel Levi and Benjamin Blackwell from MAFSNZ

Wayne McIntosh from the same season put it more succinctly: “I’d say it’s probably a substitute for boxers as you could possibly slip a nut out the bottom.”

Beyond scrotal decency, some contestants suggested the boardshorts could be protecting the wearer not from what’s within, but what’s outside. “If you’re really not into your partner, or you just don’t want that physical contact yet, you have to send out all possible signals of ‘no thank you’,” said Blackwell. “Trackies and hoodies were my go to, which are not my normal sleeping attire.” McIntosh, who endured a similarly incompatible relationship, also slept fully clothed.

Wayne and Dave from MAFSAU

“It’s just for the cameras and viewers at home,” posited Levi. “They will get back out of bed once the crew leave and go back to their normal routine when the cameras aren’t rolling. Think of it this way, why would you go to bed with cameras all around you?” It was an interesting theory which appeared to suggest that reality television might not be as organic as we’d been led to believe. I needed to consult an oracle, a wizard, a reality TV shaman.

I needed Nasser.

“I’m the voice of reason on this show” boomed Nasser Sultan, the breakout star of MAFSAU last year after he cleaned his kitchen in his underpants and was later photographed bringing in the bin, also in his underpants. “I know the reason for everyone wearing board shorts on the show. If you don’t like the person you’re with, you’re not going to get naked, you know? I’d say the reason the men are wearing shorts is to guarantee they aren’t having sex.”

Nasser alert

Like Levi, Sultan revealed some startling truths about MAFS production. “They film ‘wake-ups’ the next day, where you have to lie in bed and pretend that the cameras aren’t there. They can happen at any time – it could be 2pm and they pull the blinds and film for 10 minutes and pretend it’s night. It’s all bullshit. So they wouldn’t have slept in the boardshorts, it will just be production bowling in midday and saying ‘we need to do a wake-up, can you pop something on and hop into bed’.” Voila: bed boardies.

Despite his wisdom on the topic, Nasser never boarded the boardie train during his time on MAFSAU. He says his devotion to the boxer brief was too strong, particularly when housework is on the agenda. “That’s just how I do it at my house. I did the vacuuming in them just yesterday, too. I just feel so much freedom when I’m in my underwear.” He has no regrets about his leisurewear choices on his season of MAFSAU, but would like to make the record clear about the colour range.

“I’ve advanced since then and bought some new pairs, so it’s not just the grey pair anymore – I’ve moved up to black and navy.”

Nine declined to comment on the role of boardshorts in their production