Sports: The ACC Presents Champagne Rugby, Episode Five

23 Oct 2015

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The Alternative Commentary Collective return for an unprecedented fifth week of Champagne Rugby, previewing the weekend’s big semi with what could be the most dangerous prediction mechanism yet.

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A member of the public finally agrees to climb inside the social media testicle, and poses one of the best questions ever posed to the collective: who are the sexiest mid-to-late-80s All Blacks? There’s only one way to find out:

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