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Dove Love, a resident of Gloriavale, in the 2018 TVNZ documentary
Dove Love, a resident of Gloriavale, in the 2018 TVNZ documentary

Pop CultureMay 14, 2018

Blessed be the fruit: A return to Gloriavale in a Handmaid’s Tale world

Dove Love, a resident of Gloriavale, in the 2018 TVNZ documentary
Dove Love, a resident of Gloriavale, in the 2018 TVNZ documentary

Angel, Dove, Mercy and the rest of the flock are back, as happy as ever in blue. Writer Anke Richter, a cult observer, watches Gloriavale: The Return.

The best thing I could do to prepare myself for Gloriavale: The Return was to catch up on the latest episodes of The Handmaid’s Tale. It’d be a sort of desensitisation treatment. Nothing, I thought, could come close to the dystopian nightmare-scape of Gilead – even if one takes place in a fictionalised United States and the other shows real life in a cult community only 230 kilometres away from me.

In the Lightbox series based on Margaret Atwood’s 1985 novel, the remaining fertile women are brutally enslaved by a fundamentalist Christian regime. The “handmaids” are walking wombs, all dressed in long red robes and barely uttering more than “Blessed be the fruit” from under their chastity hoods. If this doesn’t make you a feminist, then not even seeing genital mutilation up close will. Praised be, bitches.

Maybe watching Elisabeth Moss as pregnant June Osborne – “Offred” is her handmaiden name – fail to escape the horrors of the godly gulag wasn’t such a good idea after all. Some immunisations can give you a bad reaction – or in my case, more emotional cross-contamination than I asked for. And I don’t mean the similar costume designs. But let’s look back at happier, healthier days. Back to July 2016 when the last of a three-part observational documentary series about New Zealand’s largest religious community aired on TV2. Gloriavale: A Woman’s Place was the most popular doco on the network that year.

The last half of the last show was also the cheesiest, creepiest wedding video you would have ever seen, even as the best man or bridesmaid of ecstatic reborn Christians with a fetish for pink. Remember Dove Love, the rosy-cheeked 22-year-old virgin who was about to marry 17-year-old Watchful Steadfast after only talking to him for six weeks, “pure as a gift”? How they walked off the stage during their wedding ceremony to “consummate the marriage” while an elder commented on her “seal” that only the child-groom was allowed to “open”? All the while the narrator telling us in a cheery voice: “Dove does have choices: to be happy or not.” Exactly the same choices that, say, prisoners have.

But don’t call Amnesty International just yet. Let’s instead remember fondly all the lines of clean washing blowing in the West Coast sunshine and pregnant women gliding along in long robes, softly patting their bellies, folding baby clothes and smiling submissively at the men. A peaceful place where birth control is straight from the devil, the outside world is purely evil, marriages are arranged, teenagers expected to get pregnant, women work in the kitchen from a young age and the elders preach that vaccines are made from aborted foetuses. These heavenly indoctrinated creatures could have come straight out of the text book of Aunt Lydia, the Gestapo-like chief ideologist at the “Women Centre” in Gilead where the handmaids are tortured, broken and brainwashed into obedient breeding machines. In red, not blue.

Dove Love holding baby Gracious.

One difference between what we’ve seen of Gilead and of Gloriavale is that in the latter place, everyone always looks cheerful. The fly-on-the-wall footage was taken by independent filmmaker Amanda Evans, who admitted in a 2015 TV Guide interview that she was “quite intimidated” when she first arrived in Gloriavale. Then she gained access and trust. “These days it’s like catching up with friends,” she added.

Fast forward three years, and we’re at Gloriavale: the Return. Now it looks like Evans is not just catching up with old friends but giving them a professional leg up by presenting their shiniest, idealised side to the outside world, for free. That’s called PR or propaganda and is usually paid for by the company, group or institution you are promoting, not by a broadcaster. Cheap side-sweep to Gilead: all the journalists there were massacred.

The Gloriarites hate the media too and have turned camera crews away. The three-part TVNZ series is the only video material they have on their website, apart from an old clip that shows how their leader – a convicted sex offender – miraculously survived a plane crash in 1967. TVNZ has served those elders well. But maybe it has made more people aware of this cult and sympathetic for the gentle people trapped in there.

Since we saw Dove Love in all her sweet innocence, a lot has happened over at Haupiri, and I’m not talking about the Waitangi picnic that the lovely folks there prepared for the residents of Greymouth. More voices about the suffering and suppression of Gloriavale families have surfaced, some of them “offended by the soft treatment TV has afforded the South Island cult”.

Last year, the government released a 33-page report that contains allegations of sexual assault, beatings, psychological pressure, forced isolation and forced marriage, abuse of power, shunning of renegades, withholding of money – all the hallmarks of an oppressive fanatical cult.

The police have since investigated the community, their charitable status is under scrutiny and a Gloriavale man was charged with sexual violation and indecent assault. That may be just the tip of the iceberg, but – spoiler alert – none of this will be mentioned on TVNZ in the weeks to come. (You can see TVNZ’s response to this piece below.) Those who cannot get enough of the happy Gloriavale flock, rejoice: the eight new mini-episodes, about ten minutes long, have exactly the same evangelical feel, tone and gloss as the three longer pieces before. Each zooms in on a certain aspect of daily life: the food preparation, or manufacturing wardrobe for 500 people. “You can even waterslide in it!”, we learn about the practical blue frocks, suddenly finding ourselves in an infomercial – but where’s the phone number to order such amazing outdoor garb?

If it wasn’t so one-sided, Evans’ work could pass as an educational “show and tell” or a good old Country Calendar piece. We see a young woman who spends three years just making butter. So much self-sufficiency and hard work! Think of all the healthy babies popping out soon, thanks to the good dairy! Praise the Lord. I couldn’t help being fascinated in the same sad way that I watched “Offred” doing her chores. And don’t forget: She does have choices – “to be happy or not”.

One of the families at Gloriavale

Nowhere in the first four episodes that I watched does the interviewer or narrator touch on the patriarchal control or any of the controversy that has followed Gloriavale over the last years. Only in a breezy half sentence, after boasting how rapidly the community has grown thanks to the lack of birth control and abortions, do we hear that some “families choose to leave”. No word about how they are pushed out and ostracised, with hardly more than a shirt on their back and no further contact to their families on the inside. Over 70 people so far.

Head over to Three and you can watch the latest reports by Patrick Gower on Newshub about John Ready. The father of nine was kicked out of his job and out of Gloriavale, forced to leave his family behind, because he had brochures from other churches who question the ideology and leadership of Gloriavale. Angel Benjamin, the dark-haired woman showing us her demure wardrobe, is his sister. They now have a night watch patrol at Gloriavale to stop such “contraband” sneaking in. Not part of the show, sorry. Instead we learn about their oven that can make 2,000 buns. Hallelujah.

A TVNZ spokesperson, knowing that this was coming, defended the programme as a “neutral observation, allowing viewers to come to their own conclusions based on both the material in the show and other coverage they may engage with … We respect our audiences’ preferences and it’s not for us to dictate what people should believe personally.”

Anyone who comes to their own conclusions, with or without the The Handmaid’s Tale, can put some hard questions to TVNZ. As part of the programme, Dove Love is promising to answer them in episode five. Call me paranoid, but if the questions on air are only about food, clothes, babies and wedding songs, then our public owned television broadcaster is morally blind. Much like how it all began in Gilead. Under his eye.

A spokesperson from TVNZ has responded to this article:

“Of course we respect your right to have an opinion on the documentary series, but I did want to follow up on how the piece claims TVNZ doesn’t do and won’t do any critical coverage of the community.

“This is simply not true.

“We’ve featured hard-hitting coverage on 1 NEWS, Seven Sharp and Sunday from some this country’s most respected current affairs journalists, including Janet McIntyre and Jehan Casinader.

“A quick search of our news site turns up a number of 1 NEWS stories looking at these very issues in recent months.

“Your article could leave the impression in readers’ minds that TVNZ is silent in a News context. And that’s not the case.”

Gloriavale: The Return premieres on TVNZ onDemand tomorrow, Tuesday May 15.


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On week four of Survivor  NZ, Tess and Adam have a kiki.
On week four of Survivor NZ, Tess and Adam have a kiki.

Pop CultureMay 13, 2018

Survivor NZ recap, week 4: Who does the Infinity War fade away?

On week four of Survivor  NZ, Tess and Adam have a kiki.
On week four of Survivor NZ, Tess and Adam have a kiki.

It’s been a huge week on Survivor NZ. The game is really heating up and absolutely no one is safe. Luke Harries takes a look at what went down this week.

Adam & Tess v Dylan & Kaysha

A cold war of sorts came to a head this week at Khang Khaw, between Adam and Tess – the Queens of Mean – and underdogs Dylan and Kaysha. By now it’s absolutely no secret that Adam and Tess have it out for Dylan especially. Their favourite way to pass the time these days is to lay about bitching about Dylan and plotting his demise.

Adam really can’t stop thinking about how much he hates Dylan, and this week he revealed his inner thespian to act out Dylan’s many dimensions.

The dimensions of Dylan, as portrayed by Adam.

Leading up to the immunity challenge, it’s starting to sound like Adam and Tess are ready to head to tribal and start making some cuts, and those cuts rhyme with “Shmaysha” and “Shmylan”. Khang Khaw’s pathetic showing at the immunity challenge has Kaysha suspecting that Tess threw the challenge on purpose. I think she might be on the money there.

A feud is brewing…

Speaking of Dylan…

This really hasn’t been a great week for Dylan. After avoiding Tribal Council for three weeks in a row, Dylan suspects his luck may not last too much longer. We had more shots this week of Dylan sitting alone, and I won’t lie, it started to make me feel really sad. So I thought I could try and cheer things up a bit for Dylan with a change of scenery:

Dylan finds some peace and quiet at Te Papa, Mission Bay, the Sky Tower and Hobbiton.

Dylan doesn’t seem to be doing himself any favours at the immunity challenge either. Dylan had some choice words for Chani, calling out their trend of voting out the strong females in their tribe. Dylan even rejected Arun’s high five! You can’t just reject a high five… that shit will come back to you. All of this didn’t go down too well at Chani – so if Dylan manages to stay in the game long enough to reach a switch or a merge, he may still be up shit creek without a paddle.

Smoko in Paradise

In this week’s reward challenge, the tribes went head to head for some more mud wrestling – sumo-style this time. The prize for the winning tribe? Tea, coffee, and some biscuits – your classic kiwi smoko. The castaways may be thousands of kilometers from home, but one lucky tribe will get to pretend they’re back in the office break room having an awkward conversation about which brands of peanut butter are the best.

This is the Survivor equivalent of SPQR.

I think this reward really reminds us how tough it is out there for the castaways. After two weeks of minimal food, even a pathetic stale shortbread from the office bikkie container is going to taste heavenly – tasty enough to have Matt giggling like a schoolgirl.

Love at first bite.

Strat Chat

It’s been a minute since we heard from Lisa, and she isn’t too happy with Dylan’s narrative of the tribe being divided into the cool kids and the outcasts. Lisa has been playing a quiet game so far, and although she isn’t part of the Khang Khaw “tight five”, she definitely doesn’t want to be seen as being on the outs. Lisa would very much like to be excluded from your narrative, Dylan.

Mean Girls: Thailand.

Khang Khaw’s three back to back immunity challenge wins have put them in a great position, but some of the tribe are starting to feel that a trip to tribal might not be the worst thing. Successful tribes are often tempted to throw a challenge to shake out some of the weaker players, but there’s always the risk that the plan can blow up in their faces. We’ll have to wait and see if this strategy works out for Khang Khaw in the long run.

Over at Chani, Arun is ready to snake his way up to the top. Thanks to a bit of collusion with JT and his kind-of rigged sticks, Arun found himself at The Outpost this week, along with Josh from Khang Khaw. Arun didn’t beat around the bush, and was pretty direct in asking Josh to form an alliance. It’s hard to say whether such an opportunistic alliance will end well for either of these two, but as Arun keeps saying, it’s good to have his fingers in a lot of pies.

Arun and his pies.

After the immunity challenge, Khang Khaw is in for their first tribal council, and to absolutely no one’s surprise, things aren’t looking great for Dylan. Dylan and Kaysha scramble to save Dylan, and Kaysha has a plan to convince the rest of the tribe to split their votes. We saw Dylan hunting around camp in a last-ditch effort to find an idol, but judging by the tremble in his voice, he had pretty much lost all hope.

Tribal Council

Off the bat, sparks fly between Adam and Dylan – surprise surprise. The two face off at Tribal, and it doesn’t take long for Adam’s claws to come out. This isn’t the first time we’ve seen Adam’s nasty side, but damn, that got pretty savage, even for Survivor. For someone with his back against the wall, I have to admire Dylan’s composure during Adam’s cartoonish tyrade.

In a pretty shocking twist, it was Kaysha, not Dylan, who was voted out in the end. Kaysha has been an incredibly strong player in this game, and I think her social game would have made her a huge threat after a switch or a merge. In the end, I think keeping Dylan and blindsiding Kaysha was a super smart move for the Khang Khaw tight five.

Thanks a lot, Thanos.

Blindside Rating: 9/10

Don’t you even try to lie to me and tell me you saw this coming. I am shooketh. I need a minute. We all knew Khang Khaw’s first tribal would be interesting, but I really did not see this coming – I think the only person who was more surprised was Dylan himself.

Chisholm-ism of the week

Matt has been steering this Survivor ship with such a calm and casual charisma, and I think nothing sums that up better than the way he refers to the immunity idol as “old mate”.

Survivor NZ Quick Stats

3 – week losing streak comes to an end for Chani

3 – biscuits each for Khang Khaw

3 – bowlers on the ladder for Chani’s first challenge win


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