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Blue Blood by Andrea Vance begins with John Key’s decision to resign.
Blue Blood by Andrea Vance begins with John Key’s decision to resign.

BooksJuly 18, 2022

‘We didn’t know how nasty it got’: Andrea Vance on National’s long nightmare

Blue Blood by Andrea Vance begins with John Key’s decision to resign.
Blue Blood by Andrea Vance begins with John Key’s decision to resign.

The political reporter’s new book Blue Blood, the story of the National Party’s post-Key years, includes many details not previously reported. In a special episode of The Spinoff’s political podcast Gone By Lunchtime she talks to Toby Manhire about the book, its revelations, and Luxon’s challenge. 

Shortly after Christopher Luxon became leader of the National Party, MPs stopped talking to Andrea Vance. She soon learned there had been a “gagging order”. It was disappointing for the journalist – an interview with former leader Todd Muller was scrapped, for example – but no big deal: Vance already had the bulk of the material she needed for her book, Blue Blood: The Inside Story of the National Party in Crisis, in the bag. In fact, she’d written most of it. But it did confirm something about the arc of the story. The party had itself begun a fresh chapter. “The discipline has been instilled now,” Vance told Spinoff podcast Gone By Lunchtime. “They’ve moved into a new phase … I was really lucky with the timing.”

As well as dozens of long interviews, she had gotten hold of the motherlode: the internal review of the National Party’s calamitous 2020 election defeat. The document had been closely guarded by then leader Judith Collins; copies were provided only to the nine board members, with MPs required to procede into the caucus room and read in situ, as if it were a precious text at the Turnbull Library. “We do not give our opponents ammunition,” said Collins. 

The review did not mince words. “The genesis of the many issues faced by the party in the last term stem fundamentally from poor leadership and resulting bad culture and actions by bad actors which were often not called out early,” it found, as excerpted in the book that promises “the full story of how the National Party went to war with itself”.

Across the three years to the election, “accounts of chat-groups, factions, undermining and resulting poor behaviour were prolific”, and: “The abhorrent acts of bad actor individuals with disunity, undermining and ongoing information leaks plagued the 2017–2020 term.”


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A parliamentary term that saw Jami-Lee Ross self-immolate in his effort to destroy Simon Bridges, and then a coup to install Todd Muller in Bridges’ place, revealed “a toxic culture of bullying, mistrust, disunity and undermining within caucus”.

The origins of the bloodletting, they found, was in the dissolution of the formidable senior team led by John Key, and an inability to accept that despite being the party with the most votes, National had lost the 2017 election. “Resentment,” the reviewers wrote, “pervaded their approach to opposition.”

The document came into Vance’s possession when she was midway through the manuscript, and “matched the picture I was building”, she said. “The review basically is the book. It points to all the things that went wrong from the English-Joyce tight team and the frustrations that built up, and the ambitions that bubbled to the surface that destabilised English and later the whole party.”

Stuff political journalist Andrea Vance, author of Blue Blood. (Photo: Stuff Media)

Blue Blood traverses five wretched years unflinchingly but without any sense of delight. John Key, one of many former MPs who spoke to Vance, explains his decision to leave rather than pursue a fourth term as prime minister. The English years and the battle for the leadership that followed his departure are detailed, as is the lead-up to Bridges’ clashes with Ross and his battle with leaks. Even a ban on phones in caucus, according to one detail provided to Vance, proved insufficient, with MPs suspected of having resorted to their Apple watches.

Bridges was ultimately snookered by Muller – whose lack of suitability was immediately obvious in his heading home at 8pm on the day he took on the leadership, and reported indifference to the details of his first reshuffle. The 53 days of Muller were made worse, according to one unnamed staffer, by the “volatile relationship” of deputy leader Nikki Kaye and Muller’s old friend and strategist Matthew Hooton – they “clashed like fuckery”. Then there was the Covid patient information leaked by Hamish Walker, who’d got the material from former party president Michelle Boag, dubbed by one staffer “a clusterfuck of biblical proportions”. Muller’s own account of his time as leader as he melted under incredible pressure, said Vance, is “absolutely heartbreaking”.

Todd Muller erects election signage on June 26 in Napier (Photo: Kerry Marshall/Getty Images)

MPs turned at last to Judith Collins. Hers was a can’t-win electoral campaign, but it was nevertheless a disaster, beset by the humiliating scenes of Ponsonby Road walkabouts, literal prayers and a devastating leaked memo from Denise Lee to Judith Collins that the leader judged “a body blow to the National Party”. 

Blue Blood continues through Collins’ leadership after the election: the Andrew Falloon incident, Collins’ ill-judged attack on Siouxsie Wiles and her attempt to destroy a resurgent Simon Bridges – a gambit which backfired, and saw her lose a no-confidence vote, with Bridges at the 11th hour coming to an arrangement with Christopher Luxon that would see the political newcomer and John Key protege take the reins.

Ugly though it looked in real time, that was only the half of it, said Vance. “We didn’t know on the outside how nasty it got. There were hints of it, but they managed to keep it under wraps.”

Judith Collins and Simon Bridges. (Photo: Hagen Hopkins / Getty Images)

Apart from the many on-the-record interviews, the book is replete with recollections from unnamed MPs and staffers. That’s where the most colourful language stems from: the suspicions around a trio of “smart-arse” staffers thought to be leaking who were dubbed “the ratfuckers”; the description of the National 2017 intake and their “boozy bitching sessions”; and the Greek-tragedy wails of the very worst moments. Such as one staffer on seeing Falloon head to Collins’ office; “I thought: ‘Ah fuck, here we go.’ And it was like that just about every day. You’d think it can’t get any worse. And then it did.” 

For many of those who spoke to her for the book, the interview process seemed cathartic, Vance said. “Afterwards they’d go, ‘ah’,” she said, stretching her arms, “‘I feel better!’ They were just ready to talk and [say] ‘this bloody awful thing happened to me.’”

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As for Luxon, and his quest to staunch the bleeding and repair National’s fortunes, the polling signals extraordinary progress. He wouldn’t be interviewed for Blue Blood, either. “I’m yet to work out who he is,” said Vance, “and what that means for the future of the party. I’ll have to do another book … but it’s definitely better than it has been since 2017.”

Blue Blood: The Inside Story of the National Party in Crisis by Andrea Vance (Harper Collins, $35) is available from Unity Books Auckland and Wellington.

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Kate De Goldi’s new book Eddy, Eddy is out now (Photo: Supplied)
Kate De Goldi’s new book Eddy, Eddy is out now (Photo: Supplied)

BooksJuly 15, 2022

The Unity Books bestseller chart for the week ending 15 July

Kate De Goldi’s new book Eddy, Eddy is out now (Photo: Supplied)
Kate De Goldi’s new book Eddy, Eddy is out now (Photo: Supplied)

The only published and available best-selling indie book chart in New Zealand is the top 10 sales list recorded every week at Unity Books’ stores in High St, Auckland, and Willis St, Wellington.

AUCKLAND

1  Lapvona By Ottessa Moshfegh (Jonathon Cape $35)

New from the author of My Year of Rest and Relaxation. The Guardian says it’s a “grim fairytale” set in a medieval village, where a famine forces people “to eat ‘dead bees, bats, vermin, worms, dirt’, and, eventually, each other. Various other crimes are committed.”

The review continues: “Lapvona is written in the flat, schematic tones of an allegory – but if it is a fable, it has neither moral nor message, a void on which Moshfegh apparently prides herself. Right before she kills off almost all of the book’s characters, she writes tauntingly, ‘right or wrong, you will think what you need to think so that you can get by. So find some reason here.'”

2  How to Loiter in a Turf War by Coco Solid (Penguin, $28)

We’ll have a full-length review up by the end of the month, promise. In the meantime, a reviewer for Kete notes: “Although it’s referred to as a ‘novel’ on the front cover, it’s more novella in volume and a connector between the genre-dissolving anarchy of zine culture and more traditional literary work.”

Atomic Habits: An Easy & Proven Way to Build Good Habits & Break Bad Ones by James Clear (Random House Business, $40)

“It’s popular with people promoting hustle culture so I didn’t expect it to work for me. While I can’t say that the information in it is that different from other books I’ve read on the topic, it’s definitely the best breakdown of said info that I’ve seen” – Emily on Goodreads.

4  Eddy, Eddy by Kate De Goldi (Allen & Unwin, $30)

“In her new novel … set in her hometown [Christchurch], De Goldi explores notions of family among the literal and psychological ruins, with a strong dose of religion spilt through, threatening everyday stability.

“Though mostly told in third person, her picaresque protagonist’s distinct outlook reigns. Eddy is equipped with the verbal tools of the trade of life and his sumptuous interpretations generously coat his anything-but-banal days.

“The novel’s framework is loosely based on Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol. This is echoed not only in characters, relationship and events but also in themes of redemption, changes in fortune, self-awareness and movement towards joy.”

5  The Bookseller at the End of the World by Ruth Shaw (Allen & Unwin, $37)

A small memoir absolutely chocka with yarns. Shaw’s writing about her own life is very good – clear and pacey and surprising. But her vignettes about running a little bookstore in Manapōuri often scan as a wee bit twee.

6  Horse by Geraldine Brooks (Viking, $28)

“The title of Geraldine Brooks’s new novel … alludes to Lexington: the real and extraordinary late-19th-century Kentucky bay stallion who drives its plot. The subtext, if not the subtitle, is ‘Race.’ Not for the contests Lexington won, though those are recreated in detail suitable for both the sports and society pages, but for the book’s confrontation of relations between Black and white people over the course of two centuries” – the New York Times.

7  Russia: Revolution and Civil War by Anthony Beevor (Weidenfeld and Nicolson $60)

“It seems wrong to categorise this book as military history. It is like reading a film. Typhus-bearing lice in hospitals at the front are so abundant that they crunch under nurses’ feet ‘like sugar’. Nadezhda Krupskaya is ‘washing up’ in the squalid Zurich flat when ‘a breathless friend burst in’ bringing Lenin news of the February revolution. In starving Petrograd, ‘through broken panes, the only glimmer came from starlight reflected off the less than pristine snow’. In a rare interlude of calm during the short-lived German protectorate, ‘ox-eyed beauties of Kyiv roller-skate on the city’s rinks with officers’” – the Spectator.

8  Klara and the Sun by Kazuo Ishiguro (Faber, $37)

By the Nobel-winning author of Never Let Me Go and The Remains of the Day; this one, about a very sick girl and her android companion, was longlisted for the Booker.

9  Invisible Child: Poverty, Survival and Hope in New York City by Andrea Elliott (Hutchinson, $40)

Blurb: “Based on nearly a decade of reporting, Invisible Child follows eight dramatic years in the life of Dasani Coates, a child with an imagination as soaring as the skyscrapers near her Brooklyn homeless shelter.” Winner of the non-fiction Pulitzer in the latest round. “A classic to rank with Orwell” wrote the Sunday Times’ reviewer.

10 Time is a Mother By Ocean Vuong (Jonathon Cape $35)

Blurb: “In this deeply intimate second poetry collection, Ocean Vuong searches for life among the aftershocks of his mother’s death, embodying the paradox of sitting within grief while being determined to survive beyond it. Shifting through memory, and in concert with the themes of his novel On Earth We’re Briefly Gorgeous, Vuong contends with personal loss, the meaning of family, and the value of joy in a perennially fractured American spirit.”

WELLINGTON

1  Eddy, Eddy by Kate De Goldi (Allen & Unwin, $30)

2  Imagining Decolonisation by Rebecca Kiddle, Bianca Elkington, Moana Jackson, Ocean Ripeka Mercier, Mike Ross, Jennie Smeaton and Amanda Thomas (Bridget Williams Books, $15)

In a topsy-turvy world at least we can always rely on this little book and its presence in the top 10.

3  Wellington Architecture: A Walking Guide by John Walsh & Patrick Reynolds (Massey University Press, $25)

Left foot, right foot.

4  Fragments from a Contested Past: Remembrance, Denial and New Zealand History by Joanna Kidman, Vincent O’Malley, Liana MacDonald, Tom Roa and Keziah Wallis (Bridget Williams Books, $15)

Another little BWB book that’s more than the sum of its parts.

5  One Heart, One Spade by Alistair Luke (Your Books, $35)

Crime from a new Wellington writer. Stuff asked who he’d like in a book club. “How many am I allowed? John le Carre, Peter Temple, Amitav Ghosh, Kate Atkinson, Ron Rash, William Gibson and Tana French for a combination of genres, nationalities and because they all are incredible writers, but I could add many others.”

6  My Year of Rest and Relaxation by Ottessa Moshfegh (Vintage, $24)

“Otessa Moshfegh is easily the most interesting contemporary American writer on the subject of being alive when being alive feels terrible. She has a freaky and pure way of accessing existential alienation, as if her mind were tapped directly into the sap of some gnarled, secret tree” – opening lines of a New Yorker review, which we recommend reading in its entirety.

7  Before You Knew My Name by Jaqueline Bublitz (Allen & Unwin, $23)

“Radical, deeply feminist” is how we headlined our review of this crime novel, set in New York and written in New Plymouth. “The most wonderful book. Unusual, beautiful, feminist, gripping, deserves to win prizes. I loved it so much,” is what Marian Keyes (!) wrote in a cover blurb.

Bublitz was, inexplicably, completely overlooked at the Ockhams, but here’s a rundown of her other extremely impressive nominations: Longlisted CWA Gold Dagger for Crime Novel of the Year 2022; Longlisted Matt Richell Award for New Writer of the Year, ABIA Awards 2022; Longlisted General Fiction Book of the Year, ABIA Awards 2022; Shortlisted MUD Literary Prize 2022; Longlisted Dublin Literary Award 2022.

8  Where the Crawdads Sing by Delia Owens (Corsair, $25)

We found parts of this novel rather lovely – there’s a lot of terrific nature writing, a lot of sloshing about in swamps and watching birds – but there’s also some harrowing stuff around child neglect and sexual abuse.

There is also, of course, a film out, starring Daisy Edgar-Jones who you might remember as Marianne from that other little book-to-film adaptation, Normal People. Reviews just in: “Hit novel crashes on the big screen,” says the Guardian. “A dull, boilerplate adaptation,” says Vanity Fair. “Drain this swamp,” says the Globe and Mail.

(Also also, the film’s release has brought a resurgence of controversy regarding racial stereotyping of two Black characters in the book, and the small fact that Delia Owens and her husband are wanted for questioning regarding a murder in Zambia.)

9  Anglo-Saxons: A History of the Beginnings of England by Marc Morris (Penguin, $35)

“Very good in some ways, less so in others. If you want a ‘this king did this, and then this king did that’ history, this is the one for you. But if you want to know how the people of the time lived, you need to look elsewhere. This is classic history, in the sense that it’s largely based on written records, so it strongly favours those who were written about. Which means kings, kings’ families, and the church.” – Jon Frum, on Goodreads

10 Grand: Becoming my Mother’s Daughter by Noelle McCarthy (Penguin, $35)

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