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BooksApril 28, 2016

Poetry Idol’s organiser is shocked and saddened to learn that slam poetry is “dumb-ass and not good”

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Yesterday we published a furious denunciation of slam poetry which felt like it demanded a counterweight. Comedian and performance poet Penny Ashton – the founder of Poetry Idol – offered her services, and we gladly accepted.

Today I happily pulled on my bohemian attire – including a T-Shirt that says “Feminist Buzz Killing It” – and sat down at my computer to complete a heartfelt iambic haiku about my cat’s vague epilepsy. I was getting really excited by this piece as I really felt it was a coming of age for me and I had been furiously practising it. That is to say looking in the mirror and furiously shrieking the first few lines before hunkering down on the ground and raggedly whispering the next few lines, practising my squint. I find my performance poetry is greatly enhanced if I pretend I’m defecating. Which, thanks to my breakfast of vegan quornflakes and sugar-free almond milk, I usually am.

As per usual I first took a happy skip through the gloriously positive world of the internet, but was stopped in my finger tracks by a piece on The Spinoff all about slam poetry. As I read though, my excitement quickly dissipated into dust and it was as if a light had been turned both on and off in my soul. Due to this excellently researched and clearly very knowledgeable piece I suddenly realised the event I founded and spent the next ten years of my life promoting and MCing – Poetry Idol – was ridiculous.

The sell out crowds that have come for the past decade, some to every single event, were equally ridiculous. That the great institution known as The Auckland Writers Festival, were actually idiots to include us for ten years. I mean, when I think about it, it shows in their other guests. This year they have Gloria Steinem and two years ago they had some other raving feminist called Eleanor someone with a book about menstruation.

I was gobsmacked. Andrew Paul Wood has showed us all the error of our lyrical ways – and in fact I was so overawed by his talent I immediately realised I must quit. I will never be able to match the majesty of a piece headlined “Slam poetry is despicable and dumb-ass and not good”. When writers like he exist, myself and my band of shouty ladies, old doddery men, geeky white boys crying over being called pussies, and my favourite, Captain Neckbeard the pirate rapper must all shuffle off into oblivion.

Here’s me thinking Poetry Idol is giving a voice to a varied array of NZ writers and talent such as Zane Scarborough, Grace Taylor, John Carr, Whaitiri Mikaere, Amanda Kennedy, Tim Heath, Miriam Barr and Jai McDonald, all previous Idol winners. Here’s me thinking judges such as Tourettes, Sonya Renee, Rives, Tusiata Avia, Natalie Haynes, Julia Deans, King Kapisi and Graham Brazier were all having a wonderful evening of top entertainment.

BUT clearly that was me thinking dumb-ass and not good.

SO as of 2017 Poetry Idol will be no more. I cannot argue in the face of his mansplaining. I mean sure, the festival and I planned to make 2016 the last one anyway. What with a ten year run having had 99 poets strut their stuff to thousands of deliriously happy people, we felt that was a good place to end. It has been one of the most fulfilling and wonderful things I have ever created due to the amazing writing of all those contestants and the many more who didn’t make it through the auditions. I have laughed and cried due to their talents, as poetry has the power to turn words into darts that shoot under your skin. The technicians, admin staff, production managers and festival directors too must all be finger snapped for the huge amount of work they have put into making the event what it is; a wonderful happy poetry drenched buffet of meaty/vegany wordy goodness.

Well at least that’s what I thought – but thanks to Andrew Paul Wood I now realise it was all just one big Poetry Sham. Sigh.

Find tickets to Penny’s show ‘Promise and Promiscuity’ here. And her husband Matthew Harvey’s performance poetry and stand up show here.


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BooksApril 28, 2016

What the hell is going on at Te Papa Press?

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Whena Owen reports on the slow gutting of Te Papa Press.

Farewell afternoon teas are a very Wellington ritual where public servants gather around the nearly departed, politely chatting and nibbling at gluten-free cake. The team leader’s speech will first attempt a joke then list the many virtues of their subordinate who is finally handed vouchers and an over-sized ‘You’re Leaving’ card.

The farewell afternoon tea at Te Papa today is a bit different. It’s at the museum’s publishing department, Te Papa Press, which has seen a few ta-ta afternoon teas lately – and today’s ceremony will farewell the last two remaining permanent members.

It sounds like a wake and sources from the inside suggest that it might just be one.

This time last year, the museum’s management announced plans to cut four jobs at Te Papa Press and suspend publishing for five years during Te Papa’s re-development phase. It caused an outcry. The public jumped on it. An editorial described it as “vandalism”. There was a petition; The Save Te Papa Press campaign was backed by literary heavy hitters such as Eleanor Catton.  

“We need greater protection of our cultural institutions from market forces,” Ms Catton said at the time.  “Worth and value are not the same.”

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Terry O’Connor, Marlborough Street, Auckland, 12th September 1981. Gelatin silver print, 160 × 239 mm. Taken from New Zealand Photography Collected (Te Papa Press) by Athol McCredie. The book is a finalist at the 2016 Ockham national book awards.

Biographer Jill Trevelyn described her reaction – and that of many others – as “shock and horror”. Three of her books were published by Te Papa Press including the 2014 NZ Post Book of the Year, Peter McLeavey: The life and times of a New Zealand art dealer.

Then came the good news. Te Papa CEO Rick Ellis announced that following feedback from his staff and the public, they would continue publishing books while they renewed the museum.

“Te Papa Press will continue to publish high quality books,” he said, “and we will retain the existing staff.”

But since Ellis’s U-turn, those existing staff members – including head of Te Papa Press, Claire Murdoch – have left voluntarily. Wellington is a village and the rumours around the tight publishing and booksellers community suggest that despite the CEO’s reassurances, things are not rosy at Te Papa Press. An insider reluctantly told me that life at Te Papa Press had become “untenable”, with no new books signed up.

I sought clarification from the museum. After a couple of days, comms spokesperson Kate Camp informed me in writing that they were in the final stages of appointing a new head of the Press. That person will be appointed in May, and “confirming a forward list of publications will be a priority.”

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A demonstration of the Dishmaster dishwashing machine at the Wellington Industries Fair in 1959. Taken from Real Modern: Everyday New Zealand in the 1950s and 1960s (Te Papa Press) by Bronwyn Labrum. The book is a finalist at the 2016 Ockham national book awards.

In the 2014/15 financial year, Te Papa published 12 titles. This year? I was told that there’s only one book scheduled for publication, Damien Skinner’s The Māori Meeting House. But a browse through Te Papa Press’s 2015 catalogue shows Skinner’s book was in fact scheduled to be published last year.

In response to my enquiries, Te Papa says it typically publishes six to eight titles a year and expects to at least maintain and most likely increase this number in the years to come.

There was no response to my question about staff numbers. In a follow-up phone-call, I was told it would take a few more days to get that information and that statistics on staffing is not that simple. Its permanent staff members – publisher, senior editor, editorial assistant – have all left, but there are several contract workers attached to Te Papa Press.

Rick Ellis proclaimed last June that Te Papa Press will continue throughout the museum’s “time of renewal”. But in what shape and form? Will Ellis honour his promise and replace the departing permanent full time staff members? There is doubt that the new head of press role will be full time. There is speculation the announcement of the new head will be timed to coincide with the Ockham Book Awards where two Te Papa Press titles are finalists.

And what does it mean for the staff who have been leaving in droves?  “Everyone,” claims an insider, “is really angry.”

The last two permanent staff members leaving today are an editor and assistant editor. According to rumour in Wellington’s literary community, they’ll be paying for their own afternoon tea.


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