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InternetNovember 20, 2022

Limelight: This month’s guide to what’s trending online

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To help navigate what’s going on in the internet universe, we bring you Limelight — a monthly column by our friends at creative studio, Daylight.

Five weeks till Christmas and the internet’s not giving up on its chaos just yet.

Aside from the whole Ye (Kanye) anti-semitism losing a billion dollars in a day dystopian drama, celebrities dressing like other celebrities all Halloween, Elon just doing his usual terrifying thing and the costume packet viral meme no one was safe from, here’s what’s been going on in the internet lately:

Deep ’90s nostalgia

A trend we’ve been affectionately calling “Dawson’s Creek Chic”, this one’s been begging the question lately… are we all just living in a perpetual episode of Friends/Charmed/Aaliyah music video?

From the renaissance of earphones with chords and Windows 95 cursor effects to point-and-shoot cameras, tiny handbags and the wave of 90s banger bands coming on tour (Basement Jaxx, Groove Armada, Fatboy Slim), for anyone alive during that time walking down a main street at the moment has felt like a deep dive back into an era we never thought we’d get back.

Trends have always worked in era cycles, but this latest reach towards a low slung jean, the Ashley Tisdale at the Teen Choice Awards aesthetic, and the huge resurgence of the ecstasy-grunge-club era music reflects a collective reach back to simpler times before Bebo was invented, Life on Mars was a song by Bowie and not a hellscape helmed by Elon Musk. 

Musical agony

With most world borders lifted and people alive with the feeling of… being alive again, gigs are back with a vengeance. But what’s come with it is the revelation that musicians are actually making more money from merch than selling records or touring.

Not to mention the fact that 100,000 songs are being dropped on Spotify a day, which is slowly turning the music-streaming app into YouTube (while YouTube tries to become more like Spotify), and the industry collectively braces itself for Artificial Intelligence to swamp it in one hot beat.

Big Bleak Tech

The post-pandemic boom is really over for Big Tech (think Microsoft, Alphabet, Snap, Meta, Amazon), with many reporting drops in revenue, which are projected to keep falling.

Forbes economist Morgan Stanley thinks the S&P 500 might fall another 10-20% this year after already dropping to 20%. But what does this mean for a simple smartphone owner who doesn’t want to go to space? With over 100,000 jobs lost in tech layoffs this year alone, expect less R&D and buzzy new features and more upgrades on existing software, bug fixes, and splinter platforms to be developed in the wake of Twitter’s recent meltdown. 

Tokification

Think back to the halcyon days when Instagram was just a humble app for photographs and not central to the way we document our lives.

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Enter TikTok. In a recent newsletter, media company The Future Party wrote about the pressure record labels under to make their songs go viral on the platform to have a sliver of a chance of success. Journalists are pushed to Tokify their articles into 60-second reels, and there’s even been a trend of people self-diagnosing through the platform. If Zoomers are getting not only their news but their medical advice all through an app, it begs the question… who’s going to pay for mainstream media – or anything else – in years to come?

Artificial selfishness

This space is moving quickly, and it’s somewhat frightening to predict how far along Artificial Intelligence will be in six months’ time.

My old ball photo / AI portrait through Draw Anyone (Source: Draw Anyone)

Recently, AI has graduated from controversial graphic design tools like Stable Diffusion to web plug-ins like Draw Anyone. Users submit 5-10 selfies and get back a range of artificially constructed portraits in various different visual presets to choose from (psychedelic? Painterly? Hotter than reality? Dealer’s choice). Its likeness and ability to emulate art styles and intimate details show just how advanced and technical (and… terrifying) development in this space is becoming.

Third-party parties

Instagram’s gotten all upset lately because large-scale influencers have been directing their fans to join them on new platforms like Geneva, Communities and Discord because they’re easier for them to communicate privately with groups, sharing ‘exclusive content’ and, obviously, making money.


In a knee-jerk reaction, it launched a myriad of different products still making their way to the mainstream, like subscriptions, badges for superfans (yawn) and a functionality called Group Profiles that basically mimics Discord. The takeaway? Fandom has never been such a ticket to quitting your day job and making money off your content.

The power of the pod

This American Life spinoff podcast Serial, which launched in 2014, took the world by storm with its 12-part investigation into the murder of a Baltimore teenager in 1999 and created a whole sub-section of true crime pods that we never knew we desperately needed.

Fast-forward nearly eight years later, and this year alone, the subjects of Serial (Adnan Syed), The Teacher’s Pet (Chris Dawson), and Your Own Backyard (Paul Flores) have all been either exonerated or convicted within the last couple of months. What does this tell us? The power and necessity of independent media and investigative journalism is immense, essential, and not to ever be underestimated.

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Helen Clark and her Twitter
Helen Clark and her Twitter

InternetNovember 18, 2022

Can Twitter survive the Fifa World Cup?

Helen Clark and her Twitter
Helen Clark and her Twitter

How will Twitter end? Not with a bang but a whimper, explains our chief technical officer Ben Gracewood.

Think of Twitter right now like the fusebox in your house. Most of the time you don’t even care about it. But if a fuse blows and no one knows how to fix it, or if you’ve fired over half of your fuse repairers and locked the rest of them out of the office, then it’s a bit trickier. The house probably won’t burn down immediately, but it’s dark and only half the power outlets work.

Or, for a more visual description, Elon Musk is Wile E. Coyote off the edge of the cliff, suddenly remembering that you can’t buy your way out of gravity, even for US$44b:

When will Twitter end?

That’s hard to say. I reckon it will coast for a while, maybe hours or days. Maybe all the way to the Fifa World Cup next week or some other event that significantly increases the load.

The likely scenario is that things at Twitter start failing, and instead of “Jolanda who knows how to fix that” fixing it before anyone notices, “Jeff, just some guy” has to spend hours working out which server to access and which commands to run. And that’s the best-case scenario.

If both Jolanda or Jeff have refused to be more hardcore, then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ maybe Twitter never comes back? Maybe things get so badly out of sync that it’s unrecoverable.

What do you mean, ‘out of sync’?

I’ve worked on systems that process hundreds of requests per second, which is nowhere near Twitter’s scale but likely used similar approaches. We made extensive use of queuing: commands and processes are dumped in a queue and processed, usually within microseconds. But if the thing processing the queue stopped for a bit, the queue would quickly back up and take hours to drain, even when everything was fixed.

One time, it took four days to process the queue backlog after an outage. I can imagine Twitter’s queuing systems very, very quickly getting to the point where it’s logistically impossible to drain them. Maybe you delete a bunch of queued-up likes and retweets to clear the queue, which means that the tweet you just liked never actually gets updated.

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Could Twitter survive?

Absolutely. Even if everything I’ve posited above happens, over and over again, Twitter still has everyone’s logins, tweets, and social graph. Heck, Twitter has been through this before when it first went viral: the famous fail whale, where Twitter would go offline for minutes fairly regularly when under heavy load.

If Elon Musk drives Twitter bankrupt, it’s likely to be taken over by someone who would like to keep it running. Maybe they lure a handful of “Jolandas who know how to fix that” back to the company, and they spend the next 6-12 months just making sure the site runs and slowly build back the capability to handle massive load while also making improvements.

Or it just gets unceremoniously turned off like so many others that came before. 🫡