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(Photo: Perzen Patel)
(Photo: Perzen Patel)

KaiJanuary 29, 2023

Recipe: Wafer per eedu

(Photo: Perzen Patel)
(Photo: Perzen Patel)

If you’ve managed to secure some eggs, here’s a tasty dish from the Parsi cuisine which essentially revolves around eggs… Even if they were an acquired taste for Perzen Patel. 

I’ve always been mentally allergic to eggs. I’ll eat cakes that have eggs and dishes where I can’t see or taste the egg. But scrambled eggs, fried eggs, quiches, eggs bene, boiled eggs are all out.

This would be an okay thing to be allergic to except that I’m a Parsi. And my community is obsessed with eggs. In any and every form.

Eede translates to egg and “per eedu” literally means “egg on top”. Open any Parsi cookbook, and you will find at least a handful of different akoori’s as well as dishes like mango per eedu (eggs on mango), tomato per eedu (eggs on masala tomato) and even eggs cooked on clotted cream or malai per eedu. We even have a wintry egg fudge, Eeda Pak made with 25 egg yolks!

Some stories say that our egg mania finds its roots in ancient Iran where my ancestors lived before they were persecuted and migrated to India. In ancient Iran, eggs were seen as a symbol of fertility and new life. Of course, eggs are also a cheap way to bulk up leftovers. And, a great source of protein. Which likely also has something to do with our egg fascination.

As a blogger, I simply ignored all these egg recipes and wrote about other stuff. But when I graduated to becoming a caterer, I had to serve up some classic egg dishes. I started with an akoori (because that’s the only egg dish I can stand) but my clients were not satisfied. Sheena wanted to hear about my favourite egg dish growing up. (Ummm..none?)  Perin wanted to share her experience eating poro pav (omelette sandwich) at school . (Why why why?) Ravi reminisced about eating Kheema per eedu (eggs on spiced mince) at Kayani cafe, assuming I loved eating it too.

And so it continued.

At their insistence, I tried all of these and slowly, before I knew it, I was in love. I still can’t eat scrambled eggs, but I do like a good Wafer per Eedu. It feels like a good starting point for this imposter.

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What is Wafer per eedu?

It’s literally, eggs on wafers (more commonly known in New Zealand as potato chips or crisps). I always find myself making this dish the day after a party when I have half-eaten bags of chips lying around the house.

It comes together in five minutes and you can feel a bit righteous finishing off the chips now that you’re eating them with eggs – you’re joining the #nofoodwaste movement!

WAFER PER EEDU

Serves Two

  • 4 eggs
  • 3 tbsp ghee
  • 100 gm potato chips (or potato wafers)
  • 1 tbsp ginger-garlic paste
  • 1/2 tsp cumin seeds
  • 1/2 tsp black mustard seeds
  • 1/4 tsp turmeric powder
  • Salt to taste
  • Handful chopped fresh coriander leaves
  • Optional: Warm toasted bread

In a small saucepan, warm  the ghee. When it’s hot, add the cumin seeds, mustard seeds and ginger-garlic paste. Stir until the “raw” smell from the ginger and garlic is gone. Add the turmeric powder and mix.

Crush the wafers in your palms and add them to the pan. Gently mix until combined. In another bowl crack the eggs open, add in your salt and whisk them together.

Now, pour the eggs on top. Make a few holes in your wafer layer to allow the egg to go in and bind the potato layer. Lower your heat and cover the pan.

Cook for 2-3 minutes until the egg is cooked. Uncover the pan and garnish with the coriander leaves. Cut into two and plate up the wafer per eedu. Serve with warm toasted bread.

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KaiJanuary 27, 2023

Ingredient of the week: Cucumber

Image: Getty / Archi Banal
Image: Getty / Archi Banal

More water than anything else, the cucumber is the perfect counter to intense and fiery flavours. 

Cucumber is without a doubt the most refreshing vegetable*, the antidote to hot summer days. At 95% water, a cucumber is basically an edible, crunchy, waste-free water bottle. Beside water, the cucumber has almost nothing in it – it’s 4% carbs, 1% protein, and there’s a little sprinkle of vitamin K (good for making sure you don’t bleed uncontrollably).

To cut through the vision of cucumbers as a rather elegant veg (delicate slices over eyelids during a facial, a sleek ribbon floating in a jar of mint-infused iced water, cucumber martinis), Wikipedia informs me that seedless cucumbers are often marketed as “burpless”, because other cukes supposedly give some people flatulence.

* Cucumbers are one of those vegetables that’s technically a fruit. If we were talking about cucumber in the world of fruit, watermelon would, of course, be giving it a run for its juicy-crunchy-refreshment money.

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Where to find them

Cucumber season is nigh, and everyone pretty much agrees on how much they’re worth. At New World, Pak’nSave and Countdown, you’re doling out $2.99 for a telegraph cuke, with Supie’s telegraphs at $2.50 each and Pak’nSave offering two for $5. Countdown is also offering a mysteriously named “fresh vegetable cucumbers green” for $2.99, which I’m guessing is also simply a telegraph.

Lebanese cucumbers, which are sweeter and more fruity in flavour, thicker skinned and larger seeded, are a bit cheaper. New World’s are $1.49, and Countdown’s are $1.79. I love that Lebanese cucumbers usually avoid being plastic-covered due to their thicker skin, but their sweetness does make them slightly less refreshing.

How to make them terrible

It’s hard to prepare a cucumber in a way that’s terrible, but you can grow one so that it becomes terrible. Last summer I grew some cucumbers for the first time (out of an old, little blue recycling bin – remember those? It worked a treat), and it was a shock education for someone who’s used to buying veg at the supermarket.

Cucumbers have prickles, and I mean ouchy hurt-your-fingers ones. I had to rub the prickles off with a tea towel before I could handle them, and then when I finally sliced them up and took a bite: the taste of nail polish remover. The internet says “overripe cucumbers taste bitter”, but “bitter” does not cover it. This was the taste of poison.

Cucumbers taste bitter when levels of a compound called cucurbitacin (ha!) soar, which can happen when you underwater cucumbers during hot spells. So I made my own cucumbers terrible, and now you don’t have to.

How to make them amazing

Oh – there are just so many ways to enjoy a cucumber. On its own is great, or cut into sticks and dipped into hummus. Sliced thinly and arranged between slices of fluffy white bread with lashes of butter and a sprinkle of salt. When grated and mixed with natural yoghurt, you’ve got the base for raita or tzatziki.

You can quick pickle ribboned cucumber in warm water, vinegar, salt and sugar, and add it to a sushi bowl or stuff it inside bánh mì. Cucumber is also a key ingredient in zesty, herby larb, which is in my opinion a perfect meal.

Larb: the perfect meal. (All photos: Wyoming Paul)

I also love a Chinese smashed cucumber salad, both because you get to smack a cucumber with a mallet or rolling pin until it cracks (therapeutic), and because it’s a delicious, easy side.

Smashed cucumber is cheap therapy and great in a Chinese salad.

The quick smashed cucumber recipe: smack the cucumber all over with a rolling pin until it has plenty of cracks (for absorbing more flavour), then chop it into bite-size pieces. Toss with a drizzle of sesame oil, soy sauce, and half a teaspoon each of minced garlic and ginger, then leave in the fridge to chill and soak up all the lovely flavours for about 30 minutes. I serve mine with Japanese karaage chicken – not because they’re meant to be together in terms of cuisines, but because they are both very, very delicious.

For something a little more creative, blend cucumber with fresh tomatoes, green capsicum, red onion, garlic, olive oil and a dash of red wine vinegar to make gazpacho. Put some cucumber circles over your eyelids and chill while the soup chills in the fridge, then consume with fresh bread for the lightest and most refreshing of summer meals.

Gazpacho, the soup of summer.

Wyoming Paul is the co-founder of Grossr, a meal kit alternative.

Read all the previous Ingredients of the Week here.