This box is different. Image: supplied
This box is different. Image: supplied

MediaOctober 2, 2019

Review: the new Vodafone TV is the last box you’ll ever buy for your telly

This box is different. Image: supplied
This box is different. Image: supplied

Vodafone TV is yet another damn thing to plug into your television – but one you really should take a look at, says Duncan Greive.

What is it?

A small box – about the size of a sandwich – which you plug into an HDMI port on your television, along with a simple remote to operate it. The idea is that it takes all of your television products, from Netflix to Māori TV, and puts them in the same place. It’s an updated version of a product which didn’t have the greatest reputation – and is (based on a five day run) a vast improvement.

I really don’t want another goddamn box.

As the prior owner of an Apple TV, multiple Chromecasts, an HDMI splitter, an external hard drive, two Blu-ray players and three different generations of Sky box, I can relate. But this box is different. This is the end of boxes. The one box to rule them all. A box which contains all your (legal) streaming services, all your linear channels, plus Sky. All that, and space for 500 hours of recordings. Sounds pretty good! But that description radically undersells it.

How so?

It’s the interface. Linear and streaming are fundamentally different propositions, and don’t necessarily play well together. A litany of failed Sky TV products over the past few years have shown how hard this is to get right. Vodafone TV feels like it was designed to solve that problem, and is likely what was planned to be the product of the Vodafone-Sky merger which the Commerce Commission denied a couple of years back.

You start on a neat black screen, with shows you’ve been watching to the right, linear channels stacked in the middle and streaming services to the left, accessible either combined (useful, but thin) or separately (ie the way you’re used to). 

I don’t really watch linear, so…

Me either, at least not nearly so much as I stream – but this makes linear far more accessible than it has been. This is because you have the ability to restart any show from the last three days, any time, and fast forward the ads at lightning speed. Having used it for five days now, this is where most of its utility comes from – I’ve found myself watching far more linear than I have in years. And because it’s all internet-delivered, there’s no need for a TV aerial or satellite dish. As a result, a box with two cables (one power, one HDMI) allows you to take all your television wherever you go. This is particularly useful when taking Sky to a friends to watch the cricket or Succession – previously a deeply frustrating and risky move, now made extremely easy.

How much of my life will I lose setting it up?

It’s a breeze. From unboxing to couch potato took around 15 minutes, including getting onto wifi (on fibre it runs perfectly over wifi, slower connections will likely need an ethernet cable) and logging into Netflix, Lightbox, Neon, TVNZ OnDemand and ThreeNow. I also subscribed to Sky – instead of waiting days for an installer, you can have a fully functioning sub up and running within seconds. This accessibility will be a huge advantage to Sky if the box takes off, as it fights to make itself relevant to younger consumers.

The interface of the Vodafone TV (image: supplied)

What’s it like to use?

The UX is very good. There is a logical complexity to handling the differing dynamics of live and on demand television, but the slightly cramped homescreen handles it well without favouring one or the other. Once up and running I found channels changed as seamlessly as with an aerial, and faster than with Sky’s current box (more on this shortly). The combined streaming interface is fairly basic, but the apps are very accessible, so it’s not a major issue. There is a bit of learning to do around how to start a show which is already playing, but it’s mostly pretty intuitive. And being able to move back in time is extremely compelling – as a media nerd, watching the first ten minutes of both news broadcasts has already become routinised for me, and there’s no urgency around remembering that a show is on anymore. 

It’s even better for Sky subscribers – Vodafone TV is genuinely a far better interface than the current MySky. It’s faster, more portable and much more comprehensive thanks to the three day catchup window. Sky will rightly be mortified that an outsider has a better interface than its own product – but the commercial upside of making its product more accessible easily outweighs that negative.

Sounds basically perfect.

Not quite. There are a few fairly low-impact bugs rattling around. White dots along the top of the screen on some Sky channels. A beeping sound when coming off pause on delayed shows. When I tried to stream Pen15 for the first time it started on the last episode, rather than the first. Fast-forwarding ads is a bit of a guessing game, as the picture stays on the last frame – but it’s so fast that it’s not too hard to shuffle around within a show anyway.

How will this impact New Zealand’s TV industry?

This is where it gets really interesting. It has the potential to become a major player very quickly. Before Vodafone TV I’d regularly switch between an HDMI for Sky, a Netflix button and various apps within an Android homescreen. This takes them all out of play.

It also feels like a big win for linear in some respects, taking the best of it – it being live, and the throwback intangible pleasure of watching with the rest of the country – while making it far more accessible. 

The danger is that ads are even less visible than before. Now, Nielsen may well simply report the watching numbers, which will thus be reported to advertisers irrespective of whether people actually see the ads. But this feels distinctly different from MySky, wherein you see the ads even as you fast forward them. Within Vodafone TV, they’re entirely invisible.

Add this to the accessibility of previously played programming, which encourages less appointment viewing, and you have another blow to the ad-funded model. Ratings are significantly down this year, and the whole industry is struggling – the last thing it needs is for a wildly successful product which makes advertising even less effective. Yet for users, ad-free is one of the best selling points. (Update: a Vodafone rep says this will change in the coming weeks – so might not be as perilous as it now appears). It’s also a way into streaming for older New Zealanders who might have been holding off – the best bridge between the two styles I’ve seen. Between this, the advertising bypass and its potential to revive Sky, Vodafone TV has the potential to have a huge impact on television in New Zealand.

Should I buy one?

Probably. The portability, the speed, the dual functionality and its working over wifi all make Vodafone TV the first new piece of hardware in some time which feels really essential. Even if you currently have the various parts working independently, it’s surprising (and instructive) how much an interface can change your consumption habits. 

For those who have cut the cord – anywhere from 6% to 27% of households (and half of The Spinoff’s readers, according to UMR), depending on which surveys you believe – it’s even more useful: a small, portable, easily setup and relatively cheap device which merges multiple subscriptions, logins and gives you access to linear. If that sounds useful to you, it’s well worth the cost of entry.

Vodafone TV is available nationwide and priced at $179

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greta thunberg, mike hosking, duncan garner

OPINIONMediaSeptember 25, 2019

Big strong media men bravely shout at teenager trying to save world

greta thunberg, mike hosking, duncan garner

The big boys are here and they want to make it clear: they do not like young women raising their voices. Josie Adams on Mike Hosking and Duncan Garner’s visceral reactions to a tearful 16-year-old telling them to emit less.

Teenage climate activist Greta Thunberg’s global reprimand at the UN this week was delivered in a way that inspired a courageous uprising by the Angry and Disappointed Media Men of the World, and New Zealand would not be left behind, with Duncan Garner and Mike Hosking both stamping their manly feet manfully.

“My message is we’ll be watching you,” said Thunberg to the gathered UN delegates. She then teared up as she described how her generation would be left to rebuild the world. Naturally, this sent Hosking, Garner and co into a froth. I read both of their columns so you don’t have to, sacrificing my brain to bring you this article. Please enjoy the finer points made by our favourite rage jesters.

Mike Hosking

Ardern was helped no end by Greta Thunberg who won the award, and it really was an Emmy-winning performance that belonged with the Kardashian on the West Coast the day before.

It turns out you can put words in any order you want. Has Mike ever watched KUWTK? Does he know its Emmys aren’t for performance? Oh my god, if he can’t even Google entertainment news how the hell is he getting his climate science facts? From the Titirangi rat that lives in his hair? I am deeply concerned.

Bursting into tears doesn’t make your argument any more cogent or accurate.

Hugely ironic from a man who makes a living throwing tantrums and whose arguments lead almost invariably towards “Mike Likes Fast Cars With Petrol”.

All of which is a shame. Because as is so often the case with people like her, she’s an exceptional young woman driven by a passion and that’s to be admired. The fact she sails around the world by herself is equally admirable.

Don’t worry, he does respect her: he loves that she knows how to sail boats. I hope Mike knows how to sail a boat, because when waterworld eventuates there may not be room for him on Jason Kerrison’s ark.

She suffers, like so many of her climate change lot, from a fantastic sense of self-entitlement.

Greta, for shame! This upstart thinks she and her generation are entitled to a full human lifespan. The greedy little bugger believes she’s entitled to not need to grow gills to filter out smog. 

Greta Thunberg will grow into a Jacinda Ardern. They will revel in rhetoric, they will hold meetings, they will invent phrases like ‘we too’…

First of all, Jacinda should be so lucky. Greta has 10 times the guts. Mike sees the two as similar why? Because they both hold meetings and talk? Because they are women under the age of 50? Have you ever seen Greta Thunberg and Jacinda Ardern in the same room? Makes you think.

Mike ends his diatribe directed at a teenager by complaining that nothing will change despite Greta’s speeches. Whose fault is that? Do you think maybe the media amplifying contrarian trollwarts instead of crisis-mitigating policy could be a problem?

Noted sailor Greta Thunberg

Duncan Garner

Duncan has a problem with “the rhetoric around climate change”, which suggests it’s a contested topic of debate like euthanasia, or whether onions go in the fridge. The climate ain’t debating you, Dunc. It’s just gonna go ahead and fuck the kids over.

He leads by saying Greta Thunberg’s UN speech regarding climate change was “counterproductive” – yes, that’s the point! Stop producing greenhouse gases, plastic waste, and poorly thought-out op-eds!

Let me start with this – if combating climate change is so important and so urgent, why are we as adults not doing anything that resembles action?

A great question! Let’s – oh, no, OK, you’ve answered your own question.

You can’t stop what you can’t stop.” 

To be clear, when he says this he’s directly referencing the switch to electric cars – not anything more significantly impactful, like limiting fossil fuel use or moving away from intensive agriculture. Garner can’t seem to envisage anyone giving up motorsports, and that’s why our world is burning.

She totally overplayed her hand at the UN – too dramatic.

Sounds to me like your man has never made a speech. Would you rather: be moved or even spurred into action by a riveting monologue, or slouch uncomfortably to the monotonous droning of another “world leader” giving a PowerPoint on why being eco-friendly is actually really good for business?

Do your bit but don’t become a climate freak. It’s a turn-off and it’s frankly counterproductive.

I thought being a freak was a turn-on! It’s getting hot in here! Ha ha just kidding. No, in all honesty, I appreciate this. I have done my bit for the climate today by writing a seething rant about two barnacle-headed mainstream media pundits, and honestly, I’m exhausted. I could have recycled something, or reported some actual news, but instead I’ve had to waste my time creating digital waste. You have killed the planet and my brain. How dare you?