A man in a suit appears smiling near a colourful, winding water slide structure with multi-colored tubes. Five yellow stars are displayed above, suggesting a high rating.
The H2OXtreme hydroslides and Upper Hutt mayor Wayne Guppy

SocietyApril 8, 2025

Two years and $55m later, H2O Xtream gets set to get wet (again)

A man in a suit appears smiling near a colourful, winding water slide structure with multi-colored tubes. Five yellow stars are displayed above, suggesting a high rating.
The H2OXtreme hydroslides and Upper Hutt mayor Wayne Guppy

Upper Hutt’s famous H2O Xtream Aquatic Centre reopened on Monday morning to a crowd of loyal locals. The Spinoff took a dip.

Upper Hutt mayor Wayne Guppy is now the second New Zealand mayor named Wayne to open a popular pool in recent months – but rather than unveiling something new, it was the city’s beloved 29-year-old pool, now with a multimillion-dollar facelift. Standing in a row of city councillors on Monday morning, Guppy gingerly fingered the red ribbon cordoning off the entryway into the freshly revitalised H2O Xtream Aquatic Centre and, using a pair of Lincraft scissors likely purchased from the mall across the road, he tore the material in half with a few deft snips.

Around 50 locals were there to witness the pool’s grand reopening at the crack of dawn, a mix of councillors, families and older swimmers who were treated to a cost-free dip to commemorate the occasion. They’d been waiting two years to be able to use their destination pool again, one that once invited visitors around the nation with its mildly famous “get set to get wet” advertisements.

The tagline has disappeared from the building walls, its long-standing blue and white colourway now swapped for an appropriately expensive-looking black. The pool’s revamped hydroslides still twist above the footpath on Fergusson Drive, and when you walk past, you can hear the “ahh”s and screams of rangatahi sliding down the chutes.

The old bendy blue, pink and green plastic tubes were linked to the need for the pool’s urgent revamp following a chlorine-related incident that made numerous children sick in  April 2021, but it was the wider issue of ageing infrastructure that forced the overhaul. The council’s Long Term Plan 2021-2031 released later that month found the pool would need “significant ongoing maintenance” to ensure its survival, to the tune of $17.5m over the next decade.

Black is the new blue for H2O Xtream (Photo: Lyric Waiwiri-Smith)

By the time the pool closed in February 2023 to begin works, the pricetag was $51m, which had swollen to $55m by late 2024 – a sore spot for some of the city’s ratepayers. But to be fair, the end result does look like a pool that has had tens of millions of dollars spent on it.

There are no immediate aesthetic changes – the spa still bubbles, the mushroom shower in the kids’ area still spouts – except for the hydroslides, now a bit more compact within the building itself and up a revamped tower, where the railing has been made sturdier but you still need to brave a few flights before reaching the top. The yellow slide that used to run adjacent to the lanes no longer exists – maybe a good thing for the serious swimmers.

Tucked in at the mouth of the slide, I waited for the green light then let go, travelling through the new chutes bending here, there and everywhere. Lights in rainbow colours flash through the ride, and as I rushed to the bottom, the water blasting at the other end was strong enough to flush out my sinuses. A trip to the GP and a psychedelic experience, all knocked out in one go on the hydroslide.

The lane pool, in all of its lane glory (Photo: Lyric Waiwiri-Smith)

A dip in the lanes felt a bit chilly in comparison, but maybe it was just the heating system chugging into gear for the first time. The lanes are essentially the same, but freshened up with refurbishments – and they’re great to swim in. An older woman in the lane next to me flashed a smile and the chirpiest “good morning!” I had ever heard at 6am.

At the back of the facility, there’s a new leisure area for juniors, with a shallow pool and a wading area with a playground for young kids. Don’t wear heels when you’re walking around – a councillor nearly face-planted within five minutes of her arrival.

The wave pool, where formative experiences are shared (Photo: Lyric Waiwiri-Smith)

The changing rooms are more or less the same, but now unburdened by stink. Before you reach them, you’ll notice something new: a 16-seater sauna, ideal for sweating out the beverages consumed around the corner at BrewTown the night before.

Most Upper Hutt locals – or pretty much anybody who has ever visited H2O Xtream, for that matter – have had a terrifying ordeal in the wave pool or river ride. Children will be able to enjoy the character-building opportunity of a near-death experience for many more generations to come – hopefully still soundtracked by the pool’s haunting alarm bell.

H2O Xtream has been to Upper Hutt what Queensgate mall is to its sibling city, Lower Hutt – a centre for socialisation and leisure, a mecca for the masses, a hangout spot because where else are you going to hang out. It’s hard to overstate how much of a chokehold a leisure centre can have on a place where not much else happens.

The revamped kiddies’ water park (Photo: Lyric Waiwiri-Smith)

Guppy stands to hold Aotearoa’s longest-running mayoralty if re-elected in October, but he wouldn’t quite claim the pool’s reopening as an early victory lap. He also, unfortunately, did not pop a manu or get thrown around the river ride, but he did tell The Spinoff he felt his councillors had made a “brave” decision in choosing to “future-proof” the pool. His constituents – many being young families – had been “waiting and waiting and waiting” for this moment, Guppy said, and now it was time to reap the benefits.

“It’ll be great for our city, but it’ll be a regional attraction,” Guppy said. “I just say to the region: come and enjoy it.” Come and enjoy it: not as catchy as “get set to get wet”, but it captures the feeling all the same. And there’s nothing quite like swimming in a pool that you know for sure nobody has peed in – yet.

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a woman with a smile holds a long string of sausages
All production and preparation of the meat happens on sit. (Image: Shanti Mathias)

SocietyApril 8, 2025

Meet the woman who runs the oldest butcher’s shop in Christchurch

a woman with a smile holds a long string of sausages
All production and preparation of the meat happens on sit. (Image: Shanti Mathias)

German butcher Lisa Willert is proud to keep Christchurch’s oldest butchery going. She gives Shanti Mathias a quick tour. 

Lisa Willert’s six-year-old daughter understands her mum’s work solely in terms of the TV show Peppa Pig. That makes sense: Willert is a butcher, the owner and operator of Everybody’s Butchery in Addington, Christchurch. “When the meat plant guy rings while we’re driving to school, she screams from the back, ‘can we please have Peppa Pig?’” Willert says, laughing. 

We’re talking in the back of the butchery, the concrete floor just cleaned, although an iron tang of blood remains in the air. Willert bought Everybody’s Butchery when she was 23, a few years after she moved to New Zealand from Germany. Twelve years later she’s still operating it. Before that, though, the shop had a succession of owners: it’s been open since 1906, always on the same premises. Today, the small shop has a bright orange sign with a quirky stained glass of a bull by the door and herbs growing in the window, accompanying the cabinet full of meat and a fridge stocked with German staples like sauerkraut and mustard. 

LIsa willert, a broad white woman wearing a black tshirt and shorts, stands in front of Everybody's butchery, a shop with an orange sign
Lisa Willert bouth Everybody’s Butchery when she was 23. (Image: Shanti Mathias)

Willert trained in Germany. “One granddad was a butcher, and the other was a baker. My cousin wanted to be a baker so I decided to become a butcher,” she says. While she’s now lived in Aotearoa for nearly two decades, she still sees her work as a German butchery, rather than New Zealand-style. “In Germany, they don’t add flour or anything to bind the sausages, so all sausages are gluten free.” 

A lot of Willert’s most loyal customers have particular dietary requirements for their meat. As well as gluten free products, she also caters to paleo and keto diets, which she sees come and go. “I don’t judge people – if you’re on your carnivore diet and you’re much more healthy for it, go for it,” she says. 

Another core group of customers are hunters: Willert has a homekill license, and people bringing in meat accounts for about a third of their business. Processing home kill is a lot of work: meat purchased from meat plants is inspected for safety and to check there are no diseases, but meat people catch themselves hasn’t been through all of these processes. Willert’s bevy of steel machines, many imported from Germany, have to be fully cleaned and sterilised before a batch of hunted meat can go through them. “We’ve got lots to do at the moment, because the roar is on,” she says. (The roar is the red deer breeding season where stags call for a mate, making them easier to find.) 

a selection of meat in somewhat sallow lighting, marbled meatloaf and bits of bacon
Willert does most of the work in the store with help from staff member Tessa. (Image: Supplied)

She pulls up a video on her phone: she took some photos of the sausage-making process for a 12-year-old who shot her first deer last week. The meat twirls out of the mincer (equipped with a grate to keep fingers out of the way – “they didn’t have that in the old days”), then spins around a giant, automatic mixing bowl, the spices and salt combining with the mince. Then it’s the sausage maker’s turn: as the meat fills the sausage casing, Willert’s fingers spin it into individual sausages, with the confident hands of someone who has done this thousands and thousands of times. Since she’s talking to me, she says, she may as well do some work: she places a batch of sausages into the steam cooker, then I follow her to the cramped yard, where some salami has been hanging in the smoker. She pulls the meat out to give it time to cure, and the smell of smoke and umami drifts in the air as we walk back inside. 

“That’s definitely my favourite part, thinking of new flavours for the saussies,” Willert says. “Other butcher shops buy pre-mixed flavours, but we do it all here.” This gives her lots of freedom to experiment: Willert sold garlic flavoured biersticks for 12 years, then decided it was time for a change. “Three weeks ago I decided to go back to spicy ones, because customers kept asking if we can make them spicy,” she says. 

Everybody’s Butchery’s long history means that customers trust Willert in a way that corporate food production could never facilitate: she knows the people who eat her food, and they know her. Sausages from Everybody’s Butchery are about $3 each; something similar from the supermarket might be more like $2 each. This can mean going to great lengths to customise products for people. “I have one customer who can’t handle salt or spices, so he gets sausages with just Himalayan salt and nothing else. I gave him salami last week, which he’d never get in a supermarket, because no-one would care about what he needs. But even if we’re just making two salamis, we want to keep you happy.” Another customer, a vegetarian 364 days a year, makes an annual visit for a steak. “It’s always at the same time – it’s very strange, but it works for her.” 

a shining silver machine with willert checking on it by leaning over the scoopy bowl
Willert had to import her sausage mixing machine from Germany – nothing in NZ offered the multiple speed settings she wanted. (Image: Shanti Mathias)

Willert also facilitates people with lots of meat to give food to those in need: one hunter regularly donates surplus meat he’s caught to Delta Community Trust, an organisation that supports people in Richmond, Christchurch. Willert boxes mince or sausages into portions for two or four people and the trust picks it up – fresh venison isn’t usual fare for community food boxes, but it’s very appreciated. The action has inspired other hunters to donate extra meat, too. “We know it’s a trusted organisation because Malcolm [the original hunter] deals with them and has done so for years,” Willert says.

When Willert first moved to New Zealand and told people she was a butcher, many people assumed she worked at a meat packing plant – not that she owned and ran a shop. “Of course, I do do meatpacking,” she says. “I do book work, I sell food to people. I don’t just have a meat and sausage job, I have thousands of jobs!” We walk back to the front of the shop, and Willert places her newly-finished sausages on a hook so people can see it for sale. The jaunty pig sign outside stays steady in the wind, and another day in Christchurch’s oldest butchery continues.