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MediaJune 16, 2022

The naked truth about Nude Tuesday

Additional design by Tina Tiller
Additional design by Tina Tiller

Nude Tuesday is almost definitely the most starkers New Zealand film ever made. Alex Casey talks to the makers about how much work goes into wearing not that many clothes.

When writer Jackie van Beek and director Armağan Ballantyne started pitching a local film project called Nude Tuesday more than five years ago, the pair quickly came to realise where people’s interest lay. “Put it this way: people were less interested in the Tuesday aspect and had way more questions about the Nude,” van Beek laughs over Zoom. 

They weren’t selling the surreal comedy, spoken entirely in gibberish, as the most naked New Zealand film ever made, but they both agree they might have accidentally taken out the title. “I imagine you’re right,” says Ballantyne. “I hadn’t even thought about it in that way – it just felt like an inevitable act for the story.” The act she is referring to is the final 15 or so minutes, where the film goes full frontal among the flora and fauna of the deep south. 

Having followed the journey of a buttoned-up, middle-aged couple as they head to a woo-woo camp in an attempt to save their stuffed relationship, it should hardly be a surprise to viewers that Nude Tuesday ends up absolutely starkers. “We thought about where we could place them that would be so confronting that it would bust them out of their malaise,” van Beek explains, “and very conservative suburban couples tend to not enjoy walking around nude.”

Although it makes sense for the story, the nudity in Nude Tuesday serves a bigger, more symbolic purpose. Both Ballantyne and van Beek share a love of European and in particular Scandinavian cinema, where nudity is far more common and far less sexualised on screen. “You often see characters in the nude or half-undressed where it’s not during a sex scene,” says van Beek. “Nudity is just much more normalised in those countries and therefore in their films.” 

In films from Australasia, however, van Beek has felt frustrated by the narrow use of nudity. “Any time I see a character in the nude, they are often having sex or thinking a sexual thought, whereas when I’m nude in my life I often just want to have a shower or lie on a beach and get an even tan, rather than bonk.” In that respect, she says Nude Tuesday did have a slight agenda to normalise nudity outside of strictly sexy scenes. 

But making a film with this much full frontal nudity isn’t quite as straightforward as simply disrobing and rolling the cameras. Tandi Wright, one of New Zealand’s leading intimacy co-ordinators, became involved in the project after the film was cast, with a star-studded list including Jemaine Clement, Karen O’Leary and Chris Parker. “The production had been super clear that they were going to be naked, so that was always part of the deal,” says Wright.

“But it’s one thing to say ‘yes I’m fine with that’ and it’s another thing to actually have to do it.”

Bruno and Laura hitch a ride. (Photo: Supplied)

Wright met with each actor individually multiple times throughout the pre-production and filming process, as well as holding group meetings for the men and women in the cast to share their concerns. “It’s quite an emotional journey to traverse, she says. “Good actors make it look easy.” What helped was the location itself – the crew and cast were staying in a campground not dissimilar to the quarters that feature in Nude Tuesday. “There was nowhere else to go except the local pub at night, so we would hang out there and it was great for those quiet chats.”

Based on those conversations, Wright communicated a set of ground rules to the entire crew, including that eye contact was to be maintained with the cast at all times and only anatomically correct language was to be used on set. “We don’t say ‘tits, cock, ass’, we say ‘breasts, penis, buttocks’,” Wright explains. “It is professional language, it’s not pejorative, it’s not infantilising, it’s clear and precise.” With clear guidelines around conduct, Wright says they were able to maintain a “safe and supportive atmosphere” throughout the production. 

Over three memorable days of filming, these ground rules were put to the test. The cast was choppered to a snow-capped, alpine location to shoot the climax of the film, wearing little other than hiking boots and knitted hats. Thankfully, Wright had met with the costume department prior and they had already rehearsed their robe distribution strategy. “We figured out where the actors would be positioned, and then we’d have to find rocks and things to hide behind, then we would run towards them across the snow with the robes whenever we weren’t shooting.”  

Jemaine Clement pre-hypothermia. (Photo: Supplied)

Unfortunately for Jemaine Clement, who plays the kaftan-swishing camp leader Bjorg, the robes were no match for the icy alpine lake that he stoically wades into during the sequence. As was Hollywood reported by the Hollywood Reporter, he was diagnosed with “mild hypothermia” after the stunt and required a brief stint in hospital. “Poor Jemaine,” sighs Wright. “He was incredible that day, but he went in really, really slowly into that lake – I was thinking, ‘god you could speed this up’ – but he was so fully in character, he was just amazing.” 

When the cast and crew made it down off the mountain, Ballantyne remembers a newfound sense of camaraderie. “We all gathered around the fire and celebrated the fact that we pulled off this really complex thing and the actors were so brave and so magnificent, and it just felt really wonderful.” There was even a spate of voluntary skinny-dipping in an icy pool. “Leading up to something like that, of course everyone had a level of trepidation,” says van Beek, “but afterwards the relief factor allowed for lots of people to just de-robe and dive in.”

Even 10 years ago, shooting a sequence like this would have been a very different story. Before the intimacy co-ordination boom, in which Aotearoa was a world leader, shooting sex scenes and nudity was a much more haphazard process. “I’m not sure that everyone would have come out of it in such a good space,” says Wright. “Intimacy co-ordination definitely opens up possibilities, because we can talk it through, figure out the storytelling involved, and the actors are much more willing to explore these scenes and make them better because they are safe.”

Tasteful nudes. (Photo: Supplied)

Despite decades in theatre and film, van Beek had never worked with an intimacy co-ordinator prior to Nude Tuesday, and says the experience is worlds apart from her early acting experiences. “When I was younger, I just didn’t really feel like it was my place to ask about things I was uncomfortable with. Now it is very much the thing to do, people are being very encouraged to be clear about their boundaries and asking what is in place to keep them safe.” 

Ballantyne hopes the care that went into the process shows on screen. “Watching these actors go through this and become more confident, there’s such a beauty to it,” she says. “I hope that we can remove that sense of shame that is so often attached to nudity and that it might instead be a celebration of the freedom you have when you are at home in your body.” Van Beek agrees. “I really hope audiences feel like it is a celebration of something, anything, really. There is something about the film in that it kind of encourages you to dare to be different.” 

One of the many enduring and spectacular shots in Nude Tuesday comes at the end of the film, when our two main characters face out towards the mountainous landscape, both absolutely butt naked. “It’s really beautiful to see on the big screen,” says Wright. “They both just look like insignificant animals in this vast landscape which, I suppose, is exactly what we all are.”

Nude Tuesday opens nationwide in cinemas today.

Illustration: Toby Morris
Illustration: Toby Morris

MediaJune 16, 2022

A vital message from The Spinoff: We need your support more than ever

Illustration: Toby Morris
Illustration: Toby Morris

As we head into a truly chilling winter, every little bit could help make the difference. If our work means something to you, please consider donating to keep it sustainable.

I’m Duncan Greive, founder and publisher of The Spinoff, with an important message covering what we see as our role for society – and how you, our audience fit in – as we move into this freaky and (hopefully) exciting new era.

I’m writing to explain the role of members to The Spinoff, and to ask that if you value our work, to please consider donating to help make it sustainable

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The Spinoff has for three years operated a membership programme, which allowed us to remain free of a paywall thanks to generous donations from our audience. I’m writing today because, to put it bluntly, thousands of readers have stopped donating over the past year. The last time we had so few regular donors was March 2020, when we were a much smaller organisation. Since then we have grown to meet the enormous demands of the pandemic, creating work that impacted millions of people all over the world in the process. That was what prompted thousands of you to donate, and if you hadn’t The Spinoff would not have survived. It really is that simple.

Yet while the generosity of our members has led to growth, a number of new roles and much more comprehensive coverage, it’s also meant that without sustained support, it’s impossible for us to maintain our current scale and scope. We simply cannot replace the income that comes from members. 

This is in part because we made two decisions right at the start that inform our approach. That we would be free to all, and be a magazine. That we would publish far less and more selectively than the big news sites, and try to have a specific and recognisable voice and approach. That calm, analytical quality – with flashes of humour – that you have grown to know. Even though we have incorporated some elements of news in The Bulletin and live updates, at our core we remain a current affairs magazine.

This how we looked when we launched Members (image: Toby Morris)

On one level I understand why our membership has dropped away. There’s a cost-of-living crisis, and inflation has made life hard for many of us. More than that, the urgency of the pandemic kept us glued to our phones, and at times made quality reporting a matter of life and death. As we move into this new era, I think we’re all suffering from a certain malaise – somewhat glad to be moving into a different phase, but also feeling like something specific and indefinable is missing from our lives. It’s totally normal to feel like you don’t need to support your local media organisation at a time like this.

The promise we’re making to you is that The Spinoff is actually better suited to this era than the pandemic itself. We pivoted to becoming a news organisation in March 2020, and learned a bunch of new skills along the way. Of course we will continue to write about Covid-19 and the many profound effects it’s having on society – but our plan now is to return to something more of what made us, which is coverage of culture, politics, business, te ao Māori and more with heart and humour. We have a new editor and a new site, and will do our work across features, essays and opinion pieces, but also podcasts, comics, video and newsletters. We are here to help walk you through this new era, and feel well-suited to being your guide.

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But we can’t do it without you. The Spinoff has been cut out of the government’s enormous $100m-plus Covid-19 campaign, one that has been a boon to the big media companies and social media platforms. We returned the wage subsidy, unlike almost every other media organisation. The public interest journalism fund was narrowly targeted and is winding down. The big tech companies are refusing to do what they did in Australia and make meaningful deals with local media. And the recessionary drums continue to beat more loudly by the day, impacting the commercial spend which we rely on to pay the other half of our wages.

Honestly, writing a message like this is not easy, nor natural for a media organisation. In this industry, we try and present an image of ourselves as doing great at all times. But from the start with The Spinoff we’ve tried to be honest about what we’re up to – what we’re seeking to do, and your role in it. We think having thoughtful coverage of this country is good for all of us – but that we don’t all have the same ability to pay for it. Keeping The Spinoff free for all costs money, and it requires both commercial partnerships and a consistent amount in donations from those of our readers who can afford it.

All of which is to say that we need your support more than we ever have right at this very moment. Whether it’s a one-off donation, or ongoing support. Whether it’s a few dollars, or a more substantial amount – every little bit could help make the difference as we head into a truly chilling winter.

Thanks for taking the time to read this, and, if you’re able, for your donation. It means everything to us that people pay money to keep us free, open and independent.

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Duncan Greive,

Founder and publisher, The Spinoff