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Pop CultureMay 10, 2023

No Succession or The Last of Us: What TV is like for the visually impaired

The main characters from The Last of Us with a yellow banner reading "audio description unavailable" underneath
Photo: HBO / Design: Tina Tiller

Audio descriptions open up a new world for those that can’t see the on-screen action. But some of TV’s biggest shows still remain off-limits.

A while back, Thomas Bryan was travelling. Stuck in a motel on his own for the night, he decided to watch some telly. “There was a program called Person of Interest, a futuristic, spycam-type show,” he says. Airing on TVNZ 1, and starring Lost’s Michael Emerson and Amy Acker, it tells the story of police using an all-seeing AI machine to help them predict crime. 

After a while, Bryan realised the show wasn’t for him. “This is rubbish,” he thought, and turned it off. When he got home, his wife told him she’d recorded a new TV show for him. It was the same episode of Person of Interest – only this time, Bryan could watch it properly. He’s visually impaired, and has been for most of his life. He can make out shadows, bright lights and doorways, and that’s about it. 

The version of Person Interest he watched at home was very different to the one he saw in the motel. “It was … a totally different program,” he says. “It’s just so good.” That’s because of audio descriptions (AD). The format, available on select TV shows and streaming services, offers an extra layer of audio beyond a show’s audible action and dialogue.

 

An extra voiceover, narrated in the gaps between dialogue, informs the visually impaired of things they might otherwise be missing. “They tell you things of interest or [describe] the expressions on people’s faces,” says Bryan. Sometimes, it might help visualise the background, or describe handcuffs being placed on a criminal. “It’s another dimension that fills in all the gaps.”

It wasn’t available to him in the hotel. But at home, AD allowed Bryan to understand what was really happening in the FBI thriller he was watching, giving him an immersive experience similar to those with sight. “If there’s no words and someone’s creeping up the stairs, or they’ve got a knife in their hand, they’re painting that picture for you.”

He loves a good English detective story, a classic whodunnit, and shows like Downton Abbey. But there are plenty of shows Bryan can’t watch. He hasn’t seen HBO’s prestige TV hits like Succession, The Last of Us or Barry. News shows can be an issue, as can sport. He got in touch after reading The Spinoff’s ranking of the top 20 streaming services to point out Neon – our number one – was essentially useless to him as it has no AD options. Other streaming services are sporadic with AD. Netflix, Disney+, Prime Video and Apple TV+ have AD available for some shows. But the quality varies. When The Spinoff tried watching the Netflix film Don’t Look Up, a robotic voice providing bland descriptions quickly got annoying.

Bryan says the best option for the 180,000 visually impaired New Zealanders is to stick to the strict timetables offered by linear, broadcast TV channels TVNZ 1, TVNZ 2, Three and Prime, which offer AD for most shows. (The accompanying streaming services, TVNZ+ and ThreeNow, do not.) He’d love to be able to watch more, and keep up with all those watercooler TV moments. But right now, without AD, it’s just not possible. “It’s very hit and miss,” he says.

Doors are closed, curtains are pulled, voices are hushed. Up eight floors in a grey office block off Symonds Street in Auckland, a lot of TV is being watched. Clare Wilson sits in front of a pivotal Shortland Street scene and promises me to secrecy – she’s busy viewing an episode of the local soap that’s not due to appear on our screens until next week. 

This is her job. She watches each episode, writes an AD script, then records it to fill in the gaps for viewers who can’t see those things take place for themselves. Each episode takes her around 90 minutes or so – more if there’s lots of action, or a Christmas cliffhanger. “Every AD-er will not AD the same way,” she says. “We are not robots. We don’t have a standard saying for every situation because media is so diverse.”

The importance of her role isn’t lost on her. About 7% off New Zealand TV viewers rely on AD, including the visually impaired, and those with neurological or attention deficit problems. Wilson carries a torn, faded note with her at all times from a fan who wrote in to thank her for her work on The Luminaries. That was a knotty show that took her the best part of five weeks to provide AD for. “It was one of those moments … ‘Ah, I did that’,” she says. “And that person has been able to enjoy that show.”

Able's Claire Wilson recording an audio description track
Clare Wilson (Photo: Able/Supplied)

Nearby, inside another soundproofed room, Paul Harrop is working his way through an episode of Survivor Australia. A wave crashes over a beach in Samoa, but with no dialogue, he’s decided to get out his poetry pen and go for it. “A misty veil of grey cloud drapes over the island carpeted in tall palm trees,” he says in a calm, soothing tone. “Waves violently crash against a bank of dark rocks sending spouts of white water fountaining into the air.”

A show like Survivor makes his job easy, he says. There’s plenty of dialogue and the story’s edited to make it obvious who’s backstabbing who – he just has to fill in the gaps. Sometimes, it’s trickier. He recently provided AD for the film Blade Runner 2049 and found the lack of dialogue tough work. It’s not his job to explain the film’s visual metaphors, just to help put the director’s vision in front of those who can’t see it. “I don’t want to tell them how to feel. I don’t want to tell them how to think,” he says. “I [only] want to tell them anything that a sighted viewer can see.”

After 10 years, Paul’s been providing AD at Able longer than anyone. Since spinning out of TVNZ to become its own thing in 2011, the not-for-profit has just kept growing. With NZ On Air funding, it provides captions and subtitles for the hearing impaired, and has seven full-time AD staff doing descriptive work for more than 80 hours of content each week.

Paul in the studio recording an audio description track
Paul Harrop (Photo: Able/Supplied)

But with a lack of local streamers offering AD, Able’s AD founder Virginia Philp says there’s potential to be doing plenty more. “We just go where the broadcasters go,” she says. “We follow their schedules and try to be consistent.” Yes, she admits it’s frustrating their work isn’t available across more platforms, but all their AD work is saved in a library and hopes it will be available to everyone soon. “There will come a time when we feel like our archive, our inventory, can be put to good use.”

Thomas Bryan, a member of Able’s board, can’t wait for that moment. He believes he, and everyone else that uses AD, will take as much content as they can get their hands on. (Neon didn’t respond to request for comment; A spokesperson for TVNZ said: “Our current video player does not have the ability to host audio-descriptions. We know this is disappointing for blind and low vision audience members, but we do not think we will be in this position forever.) Yes, things have come a long way since its early days when only Coronation Street came with AD. “People, even those in the blind community, just don’t know about audio description,” he says. “Audio description paints such a wonderful, colourful picture of what it is that’s happening.”

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King Charles’ favourite singer, Katy Perry.
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Pop CultureMay 9, 2023

Everything you missed from the king’s coronation concert

King Charles’ favourite singer, Katy Perry.
King Charles’ favourite singer, Katy Perry.

Long live Katy Perry, may the corry naysh vibes live forever.

After a full day of wearing many gold clothes, Britain’s new king took the celebrations to the next level. To mark the occasion of his coronation, Charles invited 20,000 peasants to stand in his Windsor Castle back garden and enjoy The Coronation Concert, the highlights of which screened on TVNZ1 last night.

If you thought Saturday’s coronation ceremony needed more singing, then you were in for a treat. The Coronation Concert featured the best of “entertainment royalty” from around the world, including a dazzling array of British stars like Lionel Richie, Andrea Bocelli and… Miss Piggy. Katy Perry wore a dress that gave off emergency blanket vibes, three fifths of Take That showed up but not one of them sang ‘Back for Good’, and we were treated to some old footage of King Charles windsurfing. That’s right, the King on a board! With a sail! Are you not entertained?

Look, some of us have invested a lot into this coronation. I’ve had two late nights hoovering down every royal detail and today, I’m as sore about it as Penny Mordaunt’s triceps. I am Apollo the Horse, about to go rogue and crap all over the Commonwealth. Is it seditious to say that the coronation was a teeny bit long and boring? Will you lock me in the tower if I say the coronation concert wasn’t much better? Maybe you had to be there, or maybe you just had to be the king. Anyway, here’s 10 of the coronation concert’s weirdest and most wonderful moments. 

1. The main entertainment of the night was missing 

That’s better

Where the heck was Prince Louis? The cheeky five-year old took a leaf out of Princess Anne’s book and wasn’t anywhere to be found, meaning we missed out on a two hour spectacle of wacky facials and entertaining hand gestures. Truly disappointing, but perhaps the little prince is still on the balcony of Buckingham Palace giving his iconic double wave. 

2. The King and Queen were thrilled to be there

The corry naysh vibes were on, and the king and queen were here to party. It took them a few songs to warm up, but eventually Chaz and Cam were on their feet, chucking on their light bracelets and waving the Union Jack around like their lives depended on it. However, they were often outpartied by the other members of the royal family and official dignitaries, which included Fergie, Mike Tindall and… Kermit the Frog?

3. WTF was going on with The Muppets

Somewhere in Britain, someone is sitting back with their feet up and a huge smile on their face for coming up with the best idea ever. “You know what the coronation really needs? Kermit the Frog.”

4. New Zealand was there

Governor-general Dame Cindy Kiro sat in the third row, behind British prime minister Rishi Sunak and Prince William, while the virtual Commonwealth choir included a singer from Aotearoa too. 

5. There were plenty of celebrity appearances 

A medley of famous people sent in pre-recorded messages, each one revealing a fun royal fact. Did you know King Charles can paint? Did you know King Charles loves music? Did you know King Charles is a member of the magic circle? Hugh Jackman stood before what appeared to be a stairway to heaven, Tom Cruise hooned past in a plane and Dynamo revealed the King auditioned for the magic circle with the classic “cup and balls” trick. 

Also, Richard E Grant told us that instead of using a bookmark, the new Queen dog-ears her book pages. Send her to the tower for that crime upon literature, please and thank you. 

6. This regal face

FYI, we must never, ever refer to King Charles as “The Artist Formally Known as Prince” again.

7. The line-up featured two thirds of the American Idol judging panel

Sadly the king did not reappear in his coronation gold robe of righteousness, but American singer Katy Perry did sing ‘Roar’ in a gold dress with snazzy sleeves. Lionel Richie also got the crowd grooving with two classic floorfillers, ‘Easy’ and ‘All Night Long’, after he and Perry had filmed this 100% fine, not at all awkward video with the newly crowned couple. 

8. Katy Perry’s sleeves were King Charles’ best magic trick of the night

There is simply no other explanation for how they stayed up if they were not attached to her dress,. 

9. Crowd goes batshit over rabbit in sky

We were promised a high tech light show, and we got Peter Rabbit hovering over a castle. A thousand drones across the UK flew into the sky and made shapes like a watering can, a butterfly and a big blue whale, as the crowd cheered like the King had just discovered electricity. Maybe he had!

10. Did Camilla bring her knitting?!

Or was she just rifling through the royal goody bag? Either way, I hope she had a lovely time. 

The Coronation Concert is available to stream on TVNZ+.