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Jordan Peele as the narrator in The Twilight Zone.
Jordan Peele as the narrator in The Twilight Zone.

Pop CultureApril 15, 2019

Review: Jordan Peele triumphantly drags The Twilight Zone into 2019

Jordan Peele as the narrator in The Twilight Zone.
Jordan Peele as the narrator in The Twilight Zone.

The new Twilight Zone updates the style of the ’60s classic while keeping its deeply moral core, Adam Goodall writes.

In ‘Replay’, the third episode of the new Twilight Zone, a young black man wonders why his mother doesn’t want to visit her brother. “Damn, Mama,” he asks, put out, “aren’t you interested in me knowing about my family? I haven’t seen Uncle Neil since Kaepernick took the ‘9ers to the Superbowl.”

The reference to Colin Kaepernick, the NFL quarterback blacklisted for taking a knee during the national anthem in protest against racial injustice and police brutality, is a reminder that The Twilight Zone is a fundamentally moral series. Much like in Rod Serling’s earthshaking original, each of the stories in this new anthology takes place in a world where injustice is addressed and hubris is punished; a world where there is a right, there is a wrong, and there is a lesson to be learned.

A lot of ink has been spilled about the moral core of Serling’s work in the lead-up to this reboot, developed by Jordan Peele (of Get Out, Us and Continental Breakfast fame), The Martian producer Simon Kinberg and former Daredevil showrunner Marco Ramirez. I’m not going to spill any more – I just don’t know the originals all that well. But if the first three episodes of their new Zone are any indication, Peele and company have not lost that core. Each episode is a little morality play.

Kumail Nanjiani as Samir Wassan in episode 1 of The Twilight Zone, ‘The Comedian’

The first episode, ‘The Comedian’, tells the tale of an excruciatingly high-minded comic named Samir (played by Silicon Valley’s Kumail Nanjiani). After bombing on stage one night, Samir meets a comedy icon (played by Tracey Morgan) who makes an irresistible offer: start telling jokes about the people in your life, and you’ll kill on stage – but whoever you joke about will be erased from existence.

In ‘Nightmare at 30,000 Feet’, Adam Scott plays Justin Sanderson, an investigative reporter on his way to Tel Aviv for a story. During take-off, Sanderson finds a mysterious media player with a podcast cued up – a podcast predicting the disappearance of Justin’s flight in one hour.

(Fun fact: ‘Nightmare at 30,000 Feet’ is produced by Glen Morgan, the writer behind another mystery about someone who has a premonition that their plane will have an accident and tries to save everyone on board, Final Destination. I love Final Destination and most of its sequels – in 2016 I wrote and performed a play about Morgan’s magnum opus, Final Destination 3 – so this shit is like my catnip.)

Episode three, ‘Replay’, is all about Nina. Nina discovers that her father’s hardy old video camera has the power to reverse time. So when she and her son Dorian are stopped by a racist police officer who tries to shoot Dorian, Nina hits rewind so that she and Dorian can try again… and again… and again.

Nanjiani and Scott are both well-cast in their roles as unremarkable middle-aged men reacting poorly to their impossible circumstances. Nanjiani carefully draws out the selfishness and pettiness that churn away in Samir’s gut, sweating and snapping at friends and enemies. Scott, meanwhile, conducts his ad hoc investigation with this kind of apologetic confidence. He always looks and sounds like he’s defusing a situation or making up for a mistake, even though he never is. He’s an investigative reporter and he knows he’s in the right.

Sanaa Lathan as Nina Harrison and Damson Idris as Dorian Harrison in episode 3 of The Twilight Zone, ‘Replay’

Sanaa Lathan is particularly powerful and present as Nina, a mother who’s been wrestling with her identity forever. She acts like she’s never had a chance to rest in her life. Even when she’s having lunch with her son, a time when you’d think she’d be relaxed, she nods and raises her eyebrows and talks about her past like she’s exhausted by trying to escape it, like she hates that it keeps catching up to her. Nina has to go places in this episode, pursued by a policeman through every timeline, but Lathan never stops reminding you of where she’s come from and how big that looms in her mind.

Samir and Scott and Nina are all anchors; they’re meant to keep us steady in this off-kilter ocean of time travel and divine judgment. Directors Owen Harris (‘The Comedian’), Greg Yaitanes (‘Nightmare’) and Gerard McMurray (‘Replay’) make that clear in how they choose to shoot these characters. They place them in the doorways of cavernous rooms, or they fill the frame with them, shooting them tight under the chin, or they give us several different angles in quick succession, jumping across sight-lines in a really disorienting way. Harris is the most obvious about this – Samir is constantly being swallowed up by the apartment his partner has paid for, the comedy club he doesn’t belong in, the street where he’s a nobody.

These choices, and others like them – the way Yaitanes plays with the sound mix in ‘Nightmare’, dropping out the plane nose the moment the headphones go on, or the absolutely phenomenal make-up work on Officer Lasky (Glenn Fleshler) in ‘Replay’, with his blue lips and freezer-cold skin – are all about building a sense of dread, creating the feeling that comeuppance is coming, that judgment will soon be handed down.

But we don’t live in a world where that comeuppance is always deserved, where that judgment is always just: cruel comedians succeed just as often as kind ones, planes can disappear no matter who’s on board, and Colin Kaepernick hasn’t played a game since he got blackballed in 2016. Jordan Peele’s Twilight Zone often struggles to reconcile this with its own firm sense of morality. Is the Twilight Zone just a mirror image of our world where justice actually works, or is it more than that?

This is why ‘The Comedian’ ultimately bombs. Harris and scriptwriter Alex Rubens don’t use their indulgent hour-long runtime to say anything much. Once Samir starts using his powers to play at the role of petty comedy tyrant, disappearing people he doesn’t like, the episode settles into a tortuous cycle of on-the-nose dialogue and repetitive character beats. You know where this is going and Harris and Rubens have no interest in taking you anywhere else. ‘The Comedian’ doesn’t have a melody to play, only a single note about the importance of listening to others and acting with compassion, especially when you’ve got a microphone and an audience. It drags.

Tracy Morgan as JC Wheeler in The Twilight Zone.

‘Nightmare’ has similar things to say – Justin’s hubris, his refusal to actually sit down and listen to people, is ultimately his downfall – but all of this plays out in the context of modern air travel and all the political anxieties tied up in it. Justin jumps the gun on his premonitory podcast again and again, profiling people based on their race and gender and appearance and hiding his arrogance and recklessness behind a veil of deferential civility. Like ‘The Comedian’, this parable ends the way you’d expect a parable to end – punitive, a little too cute for its own good, satisfying in a grim kind of way – but it’s brisk and does a good job of updating Richard Matheson’s original short story for an age of pervasive airport security and leery true crime podcasts.

Replay’ is the real gem in this first batch. McMurray (who also directed the superb finger-on-the-pulse horror film The First Purge) and writer Selwyn Seyfu Hinds take a simple time travel device and use it to illustrate the ever-present fear for black Americans that some day their child will walk out the door and never come back, brutalised or killed by a racist who’s wearing a uniform that automatically lets him off the hook. Nina obsesses over ‘trying again’, doing it right this time, but almost every time, no matter what she does, the minotaur with the badge finds her and tries to murder her son. Each encounter is tense, gut-wrenching in a way that the other two episodes never reach.

But ‘Replay’ isn’t bleak. Like I said, Peele’s Twilight Zone is fundamentally moral, and ‘Replay’’s third act is optimistic, even triumphant. But this episode is also complicated, and it doesn’t let the audience just walk away with a pat, positive ending. Ultimately, ‘Replay’ is the perfect example of what The Twilight Zone can be in 2019, of what the best science-fiction is and always has been: thrilling stories of the uncanny that aren’t shy about ripping into society and interrogating the injustices that define it.

The Twilight Zone drops on TVNZ on Demand today. You can watch it right here.

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Jude would like to speak to the manager, please.
Jude would like to speak to the manager, please.

Pop CultureApril 14, 2019

Dancing with the Stars, week one: Right now, dance off!

Jude would like to speak to the manager, please.
Jude would like to speak to the manager, please.

New Zealand’s celebrity movement competition returns tonight! Sam Brooks power-ranks the first week of Dancing with the Stars NZ.

Strap in, you guys. I’m ready to learn what the All Blacks were doing in 1995, I’m ready to learn the names of influencers and sportshumans, and most importantly, I’m ready to wildly disagree with judges far more qualified in their own art form than I am. Do you know who isn’t ready? The poor intern who had to put up the right numbers to vote for after each contestant, who seemed to think that Jude Dobson was the singer of ‘1+1+1 (It Ain’t Two)’.

But I digress: It’s time to power rank Dancing with the Stars NZ again y’all! Welcome to the next three months of all our lives.

(The first seven celebrities are ranked here. The second five are not, because I lack both basic foresight and less basic clairvoyance! Come back tomorrow night to see the full rankings! If you’re here for Mike McRoberts, come back tomorrow you thirsty rascals!)

Walter Neilands, or every guy you’ve ever seen in a club.

7. Walter Neilands (and Melissa McCallum) – Samba

Gather around the fire for a story, children!

Back in 2009, I could be found in what we call ‘straight clubs’. In 2009, they played The Black-Eyed Peas on repeat, had eight-dollar Red Bull-Vodkas, and were called things like Code, Fusion, Crowbar, and so on and so forth.

On any given night in these bars, you could find a white guy in an unironed dress shirt, poorly fitting jeans, and brand new white shoes. He would be called something like Scott, or Matthias, or any of the many spellings of Shawn. He’d be doing maybe first year law, but would then transfer his credits into a commerce degree and, in ten years time, be found working at his dad’s business. I avoided these guys like the plague, because they were invariably boring and not very fun to hang out with. They seemed like a hazard not only to me, but my night.

How this story relates to Walter Neilands is that none of these sweet boring angel boys were very good dancers. They would throw themselves around the club with little abandon, and little sense of both their own personal space and the space of others. This performance is one hundred percent this sweet boring angel boy in the club personified. It had the curious feeling of watching two strangers dance together in a club, which is not really the feeling that you want when you’re in a dancing competition and dancing with one other person on an empty dance floor!

What I’m saying is that we’ve got our David Seymour of the season, plus a terrifying children’s television personality and minus the distressingly unclear politics.

He will be in the top three.

Judge’s score: 12.

Nadia Lim, making that face!

6. Nadia Lim (and Aaron Gilmore) – Samba

Oh my. I feel so much for Nadia, who made that face when you know you’re messing something up, the kind of face where you hope that the face makes up for the fuck-up. Like, “oh me? look at how cute I am when I mess up but I’ll still think about this moment on my deathbed!” She recovered well, but I empathise with it.

She looked a bit uncomfortable, which is fair! But it does not make it very good, and someone has to end up here. She made a very good joke about My Food Bag, and I hope the poor woman whose email she said live on television does not get bombarded with emails!

Judge’s score: 17, and it is ludicrous that she has a higher score than someone higher up on this list!

Glen Osborne, mugging for the camera!

5. Glen Osborne (and Vanessa Cole) – Tango

I never thought, in my life, that I would see a tango done to ‘Poi E’! Because I never think of the tango outside of that one ad from the 90s where a guy in an orange bodysuit came up behind people and physically assaulted them. It was a different time, guys!

Anyway, this tango was a bit stiff, and a bit goofy. Osborne mugged like a literal Muppet throughout – not in a bad way, but in a way that suggests that, you know, performing on a dancefloor requires a level of facial performance as well, and he decided to go full-face with it.

Osborne has a lot of things working against him (a lack of dance experience, a general jovial dad’s best friend vibe, a post-athletic stiffness) but he’s got one big thing working for him: He used to be an All Black, and New Zealand loves All Blacks. I’d be surprised if he doesn’t hang around until next season, through sheer goodwill alone!

Judge’s score: 17, the age at which I learned the truth, that life is made for beauty queens and also All Blacks.

William Wairua, in shorts!

4. William Wairua (and Amelia McGregor) – Jive

I don’t know what this was! It was entertaining to watch! It was to a slightly depressing song! It didn’t resemble any dance routine I’ve seen on this show before, which is probably a good thing for watchability but a bad thing for dancing legitimacy, if such a thing exists within the four haunted walls of the Dancing with the Stars studio.

There’s no question that William Wairua, known for… stuff, is incredible to watch. I’m not sure if he’s the best dancer, but I like to watch him, and he’ll probably be around for a long time, or as long as it takes for him to create a meme that turns into votes! See also: David Seymour.

Judge’s score: 19.

Carolyn Taylor, cha cha heels upside down!

3. Carolyn Taylor (and Jonny Williams) – Cha cha

Real talk: Fleur East’s ‘Sax’ is better than ‘Uptown Funk’ despite being essentially the same song. I respect DWTS for bringing this song to approximately five more people who will have looked it up after this.

I thought this was quite timid and awkward! The judges disagree with me! Once more, I know nothing about dance! Carolyn Taylor looks great, though – like an especially festive car wash. She will go far, because she was on What Now!. But also, she went upside down, and I can barely even get myself vertical rightside up, so congrats all around.

Judge’s score: 21.

Jude Dobson!

2. Jude Dobson (and Matt Tatton Brown) – Jive

“It was on at 5:30 and it had a lady called Jude on it” – Matt Tatton Brown, on Jude Dobson’s career.

Okay, so Dancing with the Stars has a pretty big problem with the way it judges women older than say, 35. Which is to say, I’m still angry Marama Fox didn’t win last season.

But it’s utter crap for Jude to have three points less than Dobson. She had a reveal! She had a whip! She had some very, very good extensions – and I’m not just talking about whatever her legs were doing! And, while she had the stiffness that I tend to associate with the presenters that inhabited TV1 throughout the latter half of the 20th century, it takes a lot of guts to come out in the first week to ‘Whip It’ with a literal whip.

I want to see more of her, and I want to see her visibly bristle at being given notes every week.

Judge’s score: 14, which, as elaborated before, is utter bullshit. Can’t wait to get arbitrarily angry about three strangers’ opinions for about an hour and a half every week for the next three months!

Laura Daniel dips into the competition!

1. Laura Daniel (and Shae Mountain) – Cha cha

Come through, Laura! What a strong start to the season. Spins, splits, heels. No shade here, just really good dancing. Daniel is a natural (and quite experienced!) performer, so that’s a fair bit of the work done already, she’s super comfortable on this stage and really, clearly wants to be here. Often huge fans of shows can make the worst contestants, because they’re so in their head about being on the show. However, when clear fans come in with a sense of what they want to do (win) and want they want to achieve (winner of a reality show they love), it can really sing. Someone like JT Muirhead on Survivor, or any of the post-season five Drag Race drag queens is who I’m thinking of.

Laura Daniel is in that mold, and I can’t wait to see more from her.

Judge’s score: 21. Which seems low – but once more, I have no dancing experience and the only time people allow me to judge a dancing competition is from the comfort of my own couch, beamed straight onto the internet.