Pictured: Me, defending Avatar.
Pictured: Me, defending Avatar.

Pop CultureDecember 17, 2022

Hear me out: Avatar is good, actually

Pictured: Me, defending Avatar.
Pictured: Me, defending Avatar.

Nearly three billion at the box office, nine Oscar nominations, and more sequels than you can shake a stick at, but does anybody really like Avatar? Sam Brooks bloody does.

Thirteen years ago a film came out that was meant to change the game. It was meant to usher in a new era in cinema where what was put on screen was limited only to a filmmaker’s imagination and budget. It was meant to be remembered. Sadly, I’m not talking about Julie and Julia, which saw Meryl Streep ham it up as the spy-turned-French-cooking-expert Julia Child. I’m talking about Avatar.

In the years since, Avatar has become better known as a meme than a movie. You probably know that it has basically the same plot as Fern Gully, and that the Na’vi bang by putting their braids together. You might not be able to recall a single plot detail, even though you saw it more than once (no judgment, I saw it three times). Hell, based on early reviews of Avatar: The Way of Water, it seems likely that the first Avatar is destined to be remembered as the lesser precursor to its sequel.

But I’m here to tell you that Avatar is more than just a meme. It’s not even a bad film. In fact, it’s actually very good!

One great moment in a film full of them, Avatar.

Firstly we need to acknowledge the fact that James Cameron has never made a bad film. Not only that, he has made the two best sequels of all time – Aliens and Terminator 2. Titanic is, as far as I’m concerned, as close to a perfect film as you can get. True Lies, Terminator, even The Abyss – all good films.

Secondly, people forget that Avatar wasn’t just a massive commercial hit when it first came out, it was genuinely critically beloved too. It was a contender to win both the Oscar for Best Picture and Best Director! The Oscars shouldn’t necessarily be viewed as an arbiter of what is and isn’t good, but they’re not a bad indicator of what has been historically well regarded. And it was actually something of a surprise when both The Hurt Locker and Kathryn Bigelow – the first woman to win Best Director – came away with those awards instead. 

If you’ve forgotten the plot of Avatar, which is fair enough, it’s basically a pro-environment, anti-colonialist sci-fi film about what happens when humans threaten an indigenous species on another planet. In brief: they fuck around and find out. Also, at some point, our human protagonist, the excessively 1D Jake Sully, becomes one of the indigenous species and falls in love with Neytiri, another one. It’s not worth thinking about too hard. Nothing in Avatar is worth thinking about too hard.

The point of Avatar is not the plot, it’s the experience – that rare feeling like you’re existing in somebody else’s imagination for two hours and 42 minutes (and that person was given the money to back it up). It’s telling that the best moments of Avatar – and there’s a lot across those nearly three hours – are when James Cameron ignores the plot and indulges us in Pandora, the blue-green paradise that he created. Derivative? Sure, but just as originality never made a good film, derivativeness never guaranteed a bad one.

Jake hops upon Toruk in Avatar!

At the time, people said Avatar reminded them of a video game – and they meant it as a pejorative. Avatar reminds me of a video game, but in the best way possible. A video game needs to have iron-clad worldbuilding, a coherent style and it needs to engage the audience in a way that leads them through the action and presents as few barriers as possible to engage with it. Video games, at their best, allow you to escape into another world and frolic around in them for a while. Avatar is the closest I’ve come to experiencing that in a film.

It feels silly to defend a film that everybody saw and nobody remembers. You’re not supposed to remember the plot of Avatar – which is, frankly, perfunctory and intentionally ridden with tropes so it doesn’t challenge us too much. You’re supposed to remember the feeling of watching it. 

It’s not James Cameron’s fault that nobody else has done what Avatar did and create a fully immersive 3D experience with CGI that feels like the perfect marriage between live action and animation. But I’ll be damned if I’ve experienced a moment like when Jake manages to actually, properly, ride Toruk for the first time in the 13 years since Avatar. And I probably won’t until I settle in to watch the sequel at a 10am screening on the biggest screen available.

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The last show in a long year (Screengrabs: Three, TVNZ / Design: Archi Banal)
The last show in a long year (Screengrabs: Three, TVNZ / Design: Archi Banal)

Pop CultureDecember 16, 2022

Have yourself a very hairy Christmas: Breakfast and AM sign off for 2022

The last show in a long year (Screengrabs: Three, TVNZ / Design: Archi Banal)
The last show in a long year (Screengrabs: Three, TVNZ / Design: Archi Banal)

Nothing says Merry Christmas quite like milking a cow live on TV. Tara Ward watches as the morning shows bid a festive farewell for the year.

All good things must come to an end, and the festive joy flowed fast and loose this morning as Breakfast and AM delivered their final shows of the year. AM’s studio was bursting with tinsel and baubles and Christmas cheer, and after the six o’clock news bulletin dropped several Prince Harry documentary bombshells, Ryan Bridge and Melissa Chan-Green gifted us their best Prince Harry impressions. They giggled and cackled until someone snort-laughed, and Merry Christmas New Zealand, we were off with a bang.

Breakfast was also away laughing, but the weather hadn’t got the memo. Their live broadcast from Mission Bay was shrouded in a thick coat of grey mist that made summer look… a little bit shit. “It’s just starting to drizzle, but that’s indicative of the year we’ve had,” Jenny-May Clarkson said, while a festively dressed Matty McLean apologised for the amount of thigh he was showing the nation. “You’re quite hairy, aren’t you?” Jenny-May remarked. It’s nice to think that after all these years of early morning television, we’re still learning new things about each other.

Back on AM, Ryan covered himself in tinsel to tease a viral story about Palmerston North. “Why is Palmerston North?” he asked, which is a question you can ask any time of year and yet one I don’t remember AM giving us the answer to. Both shows crossed live to reporters around the globe, with the Breakfast team showcasing the “most Kiwi gifts” they’d found overseas. Sydney reporter Andrew McFarlane held up a bag with Russell Crowe’s face on it, while in New York, Anna Burns Francis showed off the gingerbread New Zealand scene that she’d spent all week making. “Christmas was the winner on the day,” a diplomatic Jenny-May ruled, as the mist fogged up her glasses and everyone’s hair went frizzy.

Between the gingerbread and the gifts, the news came thick and fast. “We’ll speak to a popular vegetable grower we met earlier in the year,” Ryan promised on AM, while Breakfast looked back on the sporting year that was. “Posi vibes all round,” Indira Stewart told us, while the AM Show held a political debate with Labour’s Kieran McAnulty and National MP Erica Stanford. The vibe was light and cheery, and after the political jaunty jibes had finished, everyone exchanged presents. Erica gave Ryan a clip-on man bun. “This isn’t your hair, it is?” Ryan asked Erica. “Because that would be weird.”

What definitely wasn’t weird was Ryan chucking on an elf’s slipper to lead us into the 7.30am news. “Things are crazy here!” he told us, waving his crazy foot around the crazy studio during this crazy time of year. The mist was lifting on Breakfast, and AM gave a traffic update from the tiny town of Lauder. There was no traffic, and it was two hours to Dunedin, like always. Crazy! Santa popped into AM with a sack of goodies, and admitted to Ryan that the elves were demanding higher wages. Ryan reckoned they were unionising “up the wazoo”. Over on TVNZ 1, Breakfast showed how to wrap the wazoo out of lamps and watering cans.

By 8.30am, Rangitoto had emerged from the clouds and the AM megapanel was debating whether men should open doors for women, but the best was yet to come. After the last news bulletin of the year, Melissa Chan-Green revealed they were about to make Ryan Bridge’s dream of milking a cow live on television come true. “Do I yank or squeeze?” Ryan asked as he approached Princess the Cow, who offered nothing in reply. We watched as Ryan yanked and squeezed to his heart’s content, savouring his sip from the unpredictable teat that is live breakfast television. “I’ve never been happier,” Ryan said afterwards, declaring Princess’s milk to be both “warm” and “yummy”.

As both shows neared nine o’clock, they farewelled 2022 with musical performances from Marlon Williams (Breakfast) and Six60 (AM). The sun finally poked its head out at Mission Bay and the tinsel glistened under the AM studio lights and each team thanked both viewers and colleagues. The final teat had been milked, the last gift had been wrapped, and our early morning shows were done for another year. Both Jenny-May and Melissa wiped away tears, and somewhere amid the elves’ slippers and gift-wrapped watering cans, I’m sure I heard Princess the Cow make the most relieved moo of all.

Breakfast and AM return in January 2023.