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Lance Savali, Chris Parker and Edna Swart on their car park bean bags (Images: YouTube, additional design – including moving the socially distanced threesome closer together – by Tina Tiller)
Lance Savali, Chris Parker and Edna Swart on their car park bean bags (Images: YouTube, additional design – including moving the socially distanced threesome closer together – by Tina Tiller)

Pop CultureNovember 19, 2021

Ten Celebrity Treasure Island secrets, straight from the finalists’ mouths

Lance Savali, Chris Parker and Edna Swart on their car park bean bags (Images: YouTube, additional design – including moving the socially distanced threesome closer together – by Tina Tiller)
Lance Savali, Chris Parker and Edna Swart on their car park bean bags (Images: YouTube, additional design – including moving the socially distanced threesome closer together – by Tina Tiller)

Three of Celebrity Treasure Island’s stars reunited for a socially-distanced catch-up, and revealed all the unseen drama from this year’s hit reality show. 

Just when you think Celebrity Treasure Island has washed away forever, a gift arrives on shore. The reality show’s three finalists – Chris Parker, Edna Swart and Lance Savali – aren’t ready for the season to be over either, recently reuniting for a catch-up filmed for Lance Savali’s YouTube channel Mosaique.  

It’s an unofficial ‘CTI Finalists Tell All’ episode, filmed in a random Auckland car park. Glamorous, it is not. A must watch? Most definitely. If you’re a fellow reality TV nerd who loves discovering how the sausage is made just as much as you love eating said sausage, this surprise video is a delicious buffet of meaty treats. Chris, Edna and Lance reveal plenty of behind the scenes drama, including what really happened when the cameras left each night, their biggest regrets from the island, and whether they’d do it again.

There’s no time to worry about what TVNZ thinks about these secrets being spilled on YouTube. Climb into a beanbag, plonk yourself in your nearest car park and let’s rip into 10 things you didn’t know about this season of CTI. 

1) Edna had two phone calls written into her contract

CTI’s Lance Savali, Chris Parker and Edna Swart and some lovely coffee tables (Photo: YouTube)

Edna proved she was a total boss babe by ensuring her CTI contract included two phone calls to her business partner while she was on the show. “I didn’t know how long I was going to be away,” she explains. Lance’s response to Edna’s clever piece of contract negotiation? “You little shit”. 

2) They stole food during car rides

We watched CTI contestants forage in the wild for food, but who knew the back seat of the producer’s car was a veritable bounty of sustenance? Not only did the finalists reveal that each day the teams drove (rather than walked) to the challenges, but sometimes the crew would leave apples, muesli bars or chips in their car. 

“We would scavenge the car and look for them,” Edna says, who even blames a forbidden muesli bar for making her lose the one-on-one challenge with Richie. “I mowed that thing as soon as I could,” she says, but it seems the only thing that muesli bar tasted of was sin. “I lost because I felt naughty.”

The cast of Celebrity Treasure Island 2021. Photo: Warner Bros NZ (additional design by Toby Morris)

3) Production spilled the beans about crucial moments in the game 

Edna and Chris discovered Lance had Richie Barnett’s clues when producers accidentally revealed the truth. Chris pretended he knew Lance had the clues, confirmed when a crew member said “hang on, I thought he hadn’t told anyone”, while Edna fished the truth out in a similar way.

Lance’s response now? “That was bullshit,” which is the same reaction many of us had during the finale when those clues meant absolutely nothing. 


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4) All the contestants visited the forbidden hill

Chris Parker talks about the big hill (Photo: YouTube)

That “secret” meeting between Lance and Chris on the hill earned them a telling off from Mum and Dad (hosts Matt Chisholm and Bree Tomasel), but it wasn’t the first time contestants went out of bounds. Lance revealed he went up the hill “all the time” and Edna said she got chased by security there, while other contestants used to enjoy sitting up there “by the toilet”. 

The three finalists also reveal there was a “weird platform” on the hill that never got used. Justice for the hill portaloos, justice for the weird platform. 

5) Art Green used to talk about aliens at night

Look, it wasn’t just Art Green, it was Lance and Joe Daymond too. But Art Green was there. Art Green knows. 

6) The pivotal moment in the game was when Jess took Candy for lunch

Lance Savali, on what could have been (Photo: YouTube)

All three agree that had Jess chosen Edna instead of Candy for the steak lunch challenge reward, the game would have been different for them. Edna could have persuaded fellow diner Anna Simcic to vote for Chris and Brynley for elimination, splitting up the show’s power couple. 

Instead, Candy pushed for Edna to be nominated, and then used her special card to swap Buck out for Edna at elimination. Brynley was eliminated, and the rest of the Awesome Foursome alliance made it to the final three. 

7) There were a lot of rules

The final three describe CTI as being on school camp. Contestants weren’t allowed to steal the food from challenges (they still did) or to talk on car rides (they still did), and they weren’t allowed to see the challenges on the way to the final (they wore diving masks blacked out with spray paint). Edna recalls an incredible story that involved her telling producers she had her period, taking her clothes off and raiding the tinned food supplies, which is exactly the sort of commitment that gets you to the final three.  

8) Culinary queen Edna put crushed TimTams into rice 

Edna Swart: please call her Nadia Lim from now on (Photo: YouTube)

Tired of a month-long diet of rice and beans, Edna took to smashing up chocolate TimTams and adding them to the rice. “It wasn’t that bad, was it?” Edna asks about her absolute genius Rice à la Chocolat. “It made me feel sick,” Lance replies. 

9) The lunch after Lance teamed Jess up with Candy was super awkward 

Emotions boiled over in CTI’s last week, when Lance betrayed Jess and Edna by pairing them with Candy and Buck for the final challenges. We saw Jess express her disappointment, but there were a lot of feelings that didn’t make it to air. “I would rather shave my hair off and eat it than relive it” is the way Chris describes those moments, while Edna says, “I’ll never forget it. It was the most awkward lunch I’ve had in my life, because it was daggers.”  

10) Life outside the CTI bubble was a challenge

Host Matt Chisholm and Lance, Chris and Edna during their last day on CTI (Photo: TVNZ)

“It was hell,” Edna says, describing a tumultuous period in her life in the months after the show ended. Her health suffered and her business nearly collapsed, and she took several months to recover. Lance, however, ate two Burger Fuel burgers upon returning to Auckland and spewed them up immediately, and then took off to Australia. 

Chris Parker also found it hard to adjust to the real world. He went straight back into corporate and comedy gigs, and found himself standing in the shower saying “you won Celebrity Treasure Island,” out loud, just to share the secret…with himself? Truly remarkable, much like the whole season itself.

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Alex Hassell as Vicious and John Cho as Spike Spiegel in a conforntation from Cowboy Bebop. (Photo: Netflix)
Alex Hassell as Vicious and John Cho as Spike Spiegel in a conforntation from Cowboy Bebop. (Photo: Netflix)

Pop CultureNovember 19, 2021

Review: Netflix’s Cowboy Bebop is a so-so version of an all-time anime classic

Alex Hassell as Vicious and John Cho as Spike Spiegel in a conforntation from Cowboy Bebop. (Photo: Netflix)
Alex Hassell as Vicious and John Cho as Spike Spiegel in a conforntation from Cowboy Bebop. (Photo: Netflix)

The long-awaited live action adaptation of one of the most successful anime series of all time finally drops on Netflix today. How does it hold up? 

Let’s get straight to it: Netflix’s version of Cowboy Bebop is not as good as the anime. 

The original Cowboy Bebop, released back in 1998, is maybe the most acclaimed anime of all time. The team at Hajime Yatate seamlessly blended several genres (western, noir, sometimes screwball comedy) with gorgeous animation and an incredible soundtrack. It made the world stand up and take notice. Even now, 20 years later, Cowboy Bebop is the high bar for every other anime to clear.

Adapting something so perfect was always going to be a tall order, and while the live-action version doesn’t reach the original’s heights it’s far from a failure.

From left to right: John Cho as Spike Spiegel, Mustafa Shakir as Jet Black, Daniella Pineda as Faye Valentine and a very good boy as Ein. (Photo: Netflix)

If you’re new to the story, the opening scene will likely serve as a litmus test for whether Cowboy Bebop is your particular cup of tea. Bounty hunters Spike Spiegel (John Cho at his most charismatic) and Jet Black (Mustafa Shakir, also great) interrupt a heist at a casino. The colours are stark and bright, the costumes are ridiculous, and the performances of the disreputable gang are just on the right side of hammy. The quips fly around in abundance. Eventually, the heist goes so wrong that a gun goes off, and it’s revealed that, yup, we’re not in Vegas. We’re in goddamned space. 

It takes the entirety of the first episode, which has the two bounty hunters chasing after a wealthy heiress and her drug-addled boyfriend, for Cowboy Bebop to properly reveal what it’s doing. This isn’t a show about bounty hunters trying to get their money, this is a story of people trying to outrun their various pasts, and failing at it. The primary focus of this? Spike reckoning with having betrayed his best friend and one-time partner, mob boss Vicious (Alex Hassell).

As the season progresses, the show doesn’t quite get the balance right between a “bounty of the week” structure and a more seralised, unfurling story, which the source material did excellently. The anime series, though often a wild ride, was ultimately a meditative affair. It was as much about the misfits aboard the Bebop (Spike and Jet’s spaceship) reflecting on their past, and having to confront the mistakes they’ve made, as it was about whatever bounty they happened to be chasing that week.

If what you’re wanting from Cowboy Bebop is a fun romp through space, then it’s unlikely that you’ll be disappointed. It looks great – you’ll probably recognise a few Tāmaki Makarau filming locations – and the action scenes are definitely the best that Netflix has ever done, a perfect marriage of balletic stunt work and eye-popping CGI. Most importantly, Yoko Kanno returns to do the soundtrack. It’s hard to overstate how vital the music was to the initial series, with many of Kanno’s compositions inspiring the direction of the narrative, which she would then build on. While the soundtrack is less vital here, Kanno’s blend of blues, jazz and opera does a lot of heavy lifting to get us invested in this deeply specific, strange world.

John Cho as Spike Spiegel in Cowboy Bebop. (Photo: Netflix)

However, whenever the series wants to get a bit darker, a bit deeper – or frankly, when it tries to say something profound – it rests on the performers to get it across the line. Some of them handle this burden better than others. 

Cho and Shakir are flat-out excellent, interpreting these classic characters in ways that don’t feel like cosplay, but more like tributes. Cho, in particular, nails the very specific vibe of someone whose charisma and aloofness hides a deep hurt. Daniella Pineda as Faye Valentine, perhaps the most notorious heroine in anime history, has the most difficult job. Faye is brash, obnoxious and deeply frustrating, but we have to not just buy that Spike and Jet would let her tag along, but also invest in her journey. We have to find her appealing despite herself. Pineda handles this challenge tremendously, and manages to pull together the disparate elements of Faye’s tortured story into a coherent human being. She’s charming as hell, the kind of character you want onscreen at all times.

The supporting cast are also uniformly stellar, including standouts Tamara Tunie as the jaded proprietor of an underground club and New Zealander Rachel House as mob boss Mao. It’s these smaller, vivid performances that end up selling the world, even more than the sets and effects. One of the most rewarding aspects of Cowboy Bebop is learning about the odd peculiarities of this world, and seeing the various misfits interact with each other, in often ridiculous ways, is a definite highlight of this live-action version.

Tamara Tunie as Ana in Cowboy Bebop. (Photo: Netflix)

However, two crucial performances don’t just miss the mark, they don’t even appear to have been aiming in the right direction. Alex Hassell as Vicious is cartoonishly hammy; his take on the character is less cold, calculated killer and more bulging-eyed lunatic. While a part of that is down to how the series reinterprets and positions the character – Vicious is much more prominent across this season’s 10 episodes than he was across the anime’s 26 – Hassell goes big and falls flat. What made the original character memorable was that he was legitimately terrifying; you believed he would walk into a room and instantly command attention. You can barely believe that somebody would take this Vicious’ coffee order.

Meanwhile, Elena Satine barely registers as Julia, the focal point of the love triangle between Spike and Vicious. Again, part of this is down to the reinterpretation of the character. The original Julia was barely seen on screen, which was by design: we were meant to understand that this woman, the object of affection of two deeply unstable men, was off living her own life with her own hopes and dreams. This Julia, in contrast, is a near constant presence, and the character simply isn’t developed enough to justify it. As a result Satine is cornered into playing various riffs on the damsel in distress trope. It’s a poor reflection on this series that a version of a character we see and hear so much from feels less full than a version we once barely saw at all.

All that being said, Cowboy Bebop gets more right than it gets wrong. It’s still a fun, vivid ride with a melancholic undercurrent, like a slightly depressed roller coaster. It also updates some of the more dated (problematic) parts of the anime, especially its approach to gender and sexuality, without ever feeling strained or pandering. If you’re watching it to see another take on this world and these people, you’ll come away from it smiling; there are more great moments than terrible ones. However, if you’re watching the series expecting the anime, or something anywhere near as good, I would suggest you simply don’t. Just watch the anime. It’s also on Netflix.

Cowboy Bebop is available to watch on Netflix now.