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Pop CultureJanuary 21, 2022

All the Dunedin locations in Netflix’s new rom-com The Royal Treatment

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The real star of Netflix’s new romantic comedy? Dunedin.

Netflix’s latest romantic comedy film The Royal Treatment is set in the fictional country of Lavania. Never heard of it? Put your atlas away. Presumably Lavania borders Montenaro and Aldovia (settings of fellow Netflix royal romances The Princess Switch and A Christmas Prince) on the wall map of fictional realms, but Lavania is by far the best fictional country of them all. That’s because Lavania is actually Dunedin.

Filming for The Royal Treatment took place in Otago in February and March last year, with various streets around Dunedin and Oamaru being transformed into New York City and Lavania. The best city in the south has metamorphosed like a commoner about to marry her prince, bringing the Otago region to a global audience of thirsty rom-com fans.

Laura Marano, Mena Massoud and Dunedin star in The Royal Treatment (Photo: Netflix)

The story follows New York hairdresser Izzy (Laura Marano, star of Disney Channel fave Austin & Ally), who after an unlikely mix-up is hired to do the hair for an upcoming royal wedding. Handsome groom Prince Thomas (Aladdin’s Mena Massoud) is preparing to marry American heiress Lauren, but once Izzy and her two best friends travel to Lavania, things don’t run quite to plan.

We all know how this goes, right? Izzy and Thomas have an instant connection. She treats him like a normal person, he encourages her to follow her dreams. They fall in love, but his wicked parents need him to marry well to protect the crown. What’s a prince to do?

Don’t let the stereotype of a Hallmark-style rom-com put you off The Royal Treatment. It’s predictable, yes. Silly, definitely. But it’s also a delightful watch, full of energy and humour and New Zealand acting talent, and it’s a modern take on a classic fairytale. In fact, this is me now, driving in my royal car along my royal road, thinking about when I can watch The Royal Treatment again:

At the very least, you can watch to spy some of Otago’s most well-known landmarks. Here are some of the more recognisable places that pop up during The Royal Treatment.

Vogel Street

Here, Vogel Street is transformed into urban New York with a few magical touches. All of the New York hairdressing scenes were filmed around Vogel Street and the Warehouse Precinct, which shows that when you chuck a digitally enhanced train and a yellow school bus into the background, Dunedin is basically the same as the Big Apple.

Fable Hotel

This is where Isabella goes to cut the prince’s hair for the first time. Fable Dunedin boasts “high speed WiFi” and a “selection of exquisite Pure Leaf Single Origin teas”, which I hope the prince got to enjoy.

Camp Estate at Larnach Castle

This country house at Larnach Castle on the Otago Peninsula became the prince’s glamorous hotel suite. It’s here that Izzy refuses to cut Prince Thomas’s hair when he doesn’t defend his staff, and where bride-to-be Lauren hangs out with her scheming parents. Good news, you can book to stay at Camp Estate and live out your own marrying-a-royal fantasy in your own time.

Otago Peninsula

Welcome to the Lavanian coast, famous for its big trees, long grass and warmish waters.

Larnach Castle

It’s New Zealand’s only castle, but now old mate Larnach’s big house will be recognised around the world as the royal residence of Lavania. This is where Izzy and her hairdresser BFFs spend weeks preparing for the royal wedding, getting drunk in the kitchen with the servants and having a wonderful time at the expense of the poor Lavanian taxpayer. Great views, great hedges.

Olveston

The historic home in Dunedin is now a palace fit for a prince with a good suit and a bad fringe. It’s where Izzy and her friends Destiny and Lola are terrified by real-life Lotto presenter (and sometime Spinoff contributor) Sonia Gray, who gives a memorable performance as Madame Fabre, a French hairdresser with a disturbing perfectionist streak.

Inside Larnach Castle

Like Olveston, it seems little needed to be changed inside Larnach Castle to give off a suitably regal bedroom vibe. Those eiderdowns just scream “royalty”, and those lamps? Pretty sure I saw them in The Crown.

Otago University

It seems there are only two streets in Lavania, and this is one of them. Parts of Otago University around the Registry Building (also known as the Clocktower Building) were converted into the town market, which Izzy visits on her first day in Lavania. It’s like O Week, but without the vomit.

The Victorian quarter, Oamaru

When Izzy wanders down an alleyway and crosses the train tracks, she finds herself in Uber de Gleise, a lively part of town with a bad reputation. It’s here Izzy finds the true purpose in her life. Last time I visited Oamaru’s Victorian quarter I found a free macracon, so we are basically the same person.

Vogel Street, again

It’s Pretty Woman all over again, except this time the heroine has already rescued herself and the prince just bought his horse along for the ride. It’s the happy ending that both Lavania and Dunedin deserves.

The Royal Treatment is available now on Netflix.

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Image: Archi Banal
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InternetJanuary 21, 2022

I met the love of my life playing a first-person shooter online

Image: Archi Banal
Image: Archi Banal

Caprice and Adam, a couple from Wellington, met through an online game. In March, they’re getting married. They shared their story with Shanti Mathias for IRL

Caprice: In 2014, I started playing a game online called Tribes: Ascend. It had a capture the flag mode where you played on opposing teams and had to steal the flag from each other’s base. I was a flag capper: I went into enemy territory and grabbed the enemy flag and brought it back to my team. As I played I realised that, whichever server I was on, there was a player on the opposing side who was very good. He would consistently catch me and take the flag before I could get home. I was initially impressed, then frustrated – I decided I really hated that player, and wished they would go to a different server. 

What I didn’t realise was that, due to a quirk of the game, you could add friends without them having to approve you. Unbeknownst to me, this other player – who was Adam – had added me as a friend so he could see where I was playing. He liked the challenge I posed, so he made sure he could play against me on different servers because I didn’t make it too easy. 

Adam: I had played in the world championship of Tribes: Ascend previously, playing as a flag capper; the same role as Caprice. But I wanted to get better, so I looked at the world leaderboard and found the top players. I switched roles to play against them on different servers. Caprice was very good, and she played the most often, so I followed her to a lot of matches. But we only came together in the unlikeliest of ways, thanks to our mutual friend CantoHedy666. 

I was wondering about playing in the world championships again, even though it was a crazy amount of stress – you have to put in so many hours. But he invited me to a private server to practise, and I was interested, so I showed up the next day. 

Caprice and Adam normally played on the Diamond Sword team, as Diamond Sword pathfinders.

Caprice: Because it was a teamwork game, you made friends, and one of them, CantoHedy666, invited me to a private server, saying that he was making a team to practise together. “We could really take this seriously!” he said, and I thought, “That’s great”, and joined the server the next day. Then, five minutes later, Adam joined too, and I thought he had followed me in again. 

“This is invite only,” I said in the text chat. 

Adam: I said, “I was invited.”

Caprice: I thought, “Oh no!” But it worked out well because, when we were on the same side, we made a good team. We were using a voice chat to communicate as we played, and I was initially too shy to join, because only one person in the game knew I was a girl.

Adam: Even in 2014, it was way less common for women to play video games. And lots of them pretended to be guys so they wouldn’t have to deal with what it’s like to be a woman on the internet, which is fair. 

Caprice: So I said my mic was broken.

Adam: We all knew it was a lie. We thought you were probably a squeaker. Eventually Caprice joined the voice chat. We were playing together for three hours and I finally went, “You’re a girl!” I was really surprised. 

Caprice: I said, “Uh yeah, what did you think?”

Adam: Once we started playing together, we just kept going. 

Caprice: Our team was small, and the other players had other commitments: extracurriculars, homework, work. So it always ended up just being the two of us. “I have another five hours free, what about you?”  

Adam: Between us, we covered the two pivotal roles in the game. We won a lot of our matches because we played together. 

Caprice: We started playing together and Skyping in August, and by September we were playing other games together. We were talking a crazy amount, especially during summer when I didn’t have school, I had whole empty days. I think our longest Skype call was 16 hours. 

After seven months of this, in early 2015, we had invented a game called Policy where you could ask any ridiculous question and the other person had to answer truthfully. 

Adam: And then I asked Caprice if she loved me. Straight into the deep end. 

Caprice: I was really concerned about what might happen if I answered. But he wouldn’t have asked if he didn’t want an honest answer, so I said yes. That worked out. 

Adam: That’s the day we consider our anniversary, because we never had a first date. 

Caprice: By this time, we had a tight group of online friends where we all played games together, and we started telling them that we were in a relationship. Nobody was surprised. 

My family were used to me staying in my room and playing video games all day anyway, so it took a while for them to catch on. My mum would squint into the room to try to gauge what was happening, and I eventually told her – she was pretty chill.  I definitely neglected some of my friends from school; a little bit of self-awareness could have gone a long way.  

The goal of Tribes: Ascend is to capture the red Blood Eagle flag; a recipe for romance.

Adam: I was living in the Bay Area in the US, in a born-again Christian family where I was not allowed to have a partner outside the church. So I didn’t tell my parents we were in a relationship for the two years we were long distance. 

Eventually when I moved to New Zealand to be with Caprice, my parents – through Facebook stalking – figured out that I had a girlfriend. They were definitely surprised but actually took it really well, and they soon came out to New Zealand where they met Caprice and absolutely adored her. So it all worked out in the end.  

Caprice: Because we met online, and we already had the shared interest of gaming, we could foster a close friendship before thinking about anything else. 

Adam: Sometimes you can spend more time with people online than physically. That said, you still need in-person interactions even if you have your online friends. 

Caprice: We didn’t have the opportunity to be together so we were a lot more communicative and open and vulnerable. That’s such an important part of deep connection anyway, so of course online connections are valid friendships. 

We’re still really close to lots of the friends we made gaming online. We’ve sent some of them invites to the wedding, but they can’t come because of the border restrictions. In a world without the pandemic, they’d be able to attend, because they’re an important part of our community. 

We live together now, but we still game together. The internet has had such a positive impact on our lives. I didn’t expect to meet the person I wanted to spend the rest of my life with playing Tribes: Ascend, and I especially didn’t expect it to be that guy who really annoyed me because he was so good. But here we are. 

Adam: It was certainly a pleasant surprise.