A relatively quiet week for our Premier League heroes, with only a smattering of Capital One Cup matches standing in the way of some good solid tweeting. Ahead of the weekend’s intriguing round of games – predictions: Newcastle v Stoke a 7-goal thriller; Chelsea v Liverpool a 0-0 draw – let’s try and divine some meaning from the week’s Twitter activity.
Premier League Fantasy Basketball Draft Mistake of the Week
This has all the signs of a classic rookie draft error from young Chelsea asset Lucas Piazon. You can’t just rely on the Yahoo rankings – you’ve got to check the injury reports mate.
Premier League Hat of the Week
Ever wondered what big Andy Carroll would look like in a cheesecutter? Surprisingly good.
Premier League BANTER! of the Week
Does Peter Crouch have a saved search on his name? Can’t be a healthy way to spend your time!
Premier League Truth Bomb of the Week
Sorry Noam Chomsky.
Premier League Rebrand of the Week
No better way to celebrate a Premier League hattrick than a full Twitter rebrand. Goodbye @CoolSpursStriker69, hello @HKane.
Premier League Dogs of the Week
If you thought Sam Whitelock was big check out how massive Gerard Deulofeu looks next to these tiny dogs! Very big.
Konch’s Kafe Special of the Week
Veteran Premier League defender Paul Konchesky appeared on Jay from The Inbetweeners‘ football podcast this week to talk about the intricacies of pie and mash. Essential listening.