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Pop CultureAugust 20, 2017

Eras don’t last forever: Clarkson, Hosking and the last days of the rude white dude

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When Jeremy Clarkson left Top Gear in 2015, the show seemed doomed. Yet it soldiers on, boring but unbowed, while Clarkson’s profile is much diminished. Duncan Greive asks whether the fading of Clarkson, Paul Henry and Bill O’Reilly means the end of an era looms for a particular species of male broadcaster.

Jeremy Clarkson, most recently in the news implausibly denying responsibility for porn videos he liked on social media, was fired as host of Top Gear in March of 2015 after a “fracas” with a producer who served him a cold meat platter, rather than the requested steak. It was a blowup too far for the BBC show, which has had so many controversies they merit their own 4000w Wikipedia page.

He made fun of – and this is a necessarily incomplete list – Mexicans, gays, Germans, the victims of a fatal train crash, Romanians, women, Asians and people with mental health issues, which is to say almost everyone who was not a phenomenally wealthy straight white man like him.

Clarkson and the boys.

For many years, that approach was the most reliable predictor of broadcasting success. Think of Piers Morgan in the UK, Alan Jones in Australia and Bill O’Reilly in the US. Paul Holmes was its local exemplar, as he evolved in his later years from a fearless and often empathetic interviewer to someone who called UN Secretary General Kofi Annan a “cheeky darkie”. His children were Paul Henry and Mike Hosking, only one of whom survives, but is doing quite well, in case you were wondering, and will soon host our political debates on TVNZ 1 and probably do a pretty good job (sorry).

There are a number of bleak reasons they succeeded, but one that’s unfashionable to acknowledge is that there is something about these men. They have an unerring self-confidence which manifests in both the outlandishness of their public statements, and the certitude with which they’re delivered. Even if they’re not actually based in fact – or even particularly well-argued – they have the appearance of logic and ‘just common sense’. Something about the scale of their audience and the implicit courage of their conviction makes for incredibly compelling viewing.

Paul Henry at the Three launch in 2016

I remember being at the launch of a new season for Three a year or so ago. It was groaning with celebrities and advertising clients. A bunch of different very famous people spoke to the room, and it was fine – we were drinking and eating and it was a good time.

Then Paul Henry took the stage. At this point he was months if not weeks away from the end of his TV career, and the way he slunk out, the indifference of it, suggests his heart had already left the industry. Yet even phoning it in to a client event he was electrifying – brilliantly funny and charismatic and devilish – you just couldn’t look away. This is the unfortunate problem with this generation of men: for all their faults, they are really, really good at their jobs.

Which brings us back to Clarkson and Top Gear. He left in one of the great shitstorms of recent television history, decamping with his colleagues James May and Richard Hammond to Amazon Prime and a new production entitled The Grand Tour. It would have been a creatively logical point to say ‘enough’, admit that Top Gear had run its course and deal with it.

Only Top Gear was too big to fail, a juggernaut brand which earned the BBC around $70m a year. So they rebooted it, with the much more mild-mannered Joey from Friends (Matt LeBlanc to his mum) and the laddish Chris Evans, clearly intended as Clarkson II. The lineup lasted two months, before Evans stepped down amid a little shitstorm of his own, with LeBlanc continuing alongside a rotation of other hosts.

So how is the new Top Gear? It’s essentially the exact same show: LeBlanc is now in the Clarkson role, eye-balling the camera, delivering scripted monologues and bantering with guests and co-hosts. They still galavant around the world, racing exotic cars and doing big budget hijinks. The edit and detail and weird shots and money of the show is all there.

Only, it sucks now. LeBlanc’s Clarkson impression is terrible, serving only to show how hard it is to make it look effortless. The new co-hosts are younger, gamer and definitely more well-rounded people. But they’re not Hammond and May, and it’s gone from being a riveting show which happened to feature cars to a car show, of interest to those who are interested in cars.

It makes me wonder if we’re actually witnessing the decline of an era. Strange timing, with an unerringly confident ex-pundit literally the most powerful person on earth. But he got there by exploiting the fears of a particular generation of men. And part of what scares them is that they don’t rule as of right anymore. They still have by far the best deal on the planet in the aggregate, but they can sense that things are moving fast.

The next generation of our white male current affairs presenters – the likes of Jack Tame and Jesse Mulligan – are different, in both politics and style. They’re more respectful of co-hosts, more curious about lives different to their own, and more conscious that their own experience of the world is grounded in a privilege that is alien to much of their audience.

More often, though still not nearly often enough, the next generation of presenters aren’t white men at all – Kanoa Lloyd, Hilary Barry, Mihingarangi Forbes, Rachel Smalley, Ali Mau, Nadine Higgins and Lisa Owen sit at various stages on different conveyor belts. One day a woman might even be given a prime time slot alone – a situation only RNZ really approaches with Kathryn Ryan and Kim Hill, each of whom has an argument as being the best interviewer in the country.

While that day will come, it’s not here yet. Mike Hosking remains atop the mountain, and his generation and his conviction remains the archetype around the western world. And while the type attracts immense loathing – there is a petition to have him removed from hosting TVNZ’s debates with 58,000 signatures – it’s impossible to deny that there is a white hot skill to what they do. It’s just waning, is all, in both its power and our collective interest in it. Just ask Mark Richardson, who desperately wants to join that club, but is finding our tolerance is lower. It’s as if he arrived at the world’s best party just as it was winding down.

So if you like those guys, savour these days. Because they won’t last forever.

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Pop CultureAugust 18, 2017

Best Songs Ever: Takin’ a ride on Neil Finn’s disco Vespa

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Our regular round-up of new songs and singles, this week featuring Neil Finn, P!nk, Robert Plant, Kings and more…

SONG OF THE WEEK

Neil Finn – ‘Second Nature’

The second single from Neil’s month-long live-streaming project

Every Friday this month, Neil Finn and a handful of his friends have been getting together to rehearse and record his new album at Roundhead Studios and streaming it all live on the internet (read all about it here). To the everyday hack, this is a bone-chilling prospect, but for someone like Finn it’s fun, exciting, he seems to thrive on it. To him, it’s all just… second nature?

The second single released from the rehearsals has a gliding disco beat, elegant string flourishes and a chorus about a guy fully caning it on a Vespa “at 70 miles per hour, in love / That could be dangerous”. The scooter-riding subject is “a lightning rod to love,” which is how you could describe Finn at these sessions – conducting all the creative energy in the room (his backing choir includes musicians like SJD, Tiny Ruins, Lawrence Arabia) to bring his songs alive. / Calum Henderson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WW3pb77HL0Q

Robert Plant – ‘The May Queen’

Plant > Page

Alone amongst baby boomer rockers in the 2000s, Robert Plant almost completely shuns the pull of nostalgia and the lure of revisiting his past. Sure, he participated in a one off Led Zeppelin concert in 2007 (a benefit following the passing of Atlantic records founder Ahmet Ertegun), but despite constant rumours and clamouring from fans he shows no sign of rejoining his erstwhile partners Jimmy Page and John Paul Jones for a full scale reunion. New single ‘The May Queen’ makes it plain why – he has rich music of his own still to make.

Just as with his other excellent work over the past decade, Plant mixes music from his pre-Zep folk days, the weird olde English acoustic mystique of Led Zeppelin III, a love for Eastern and Appalachian music, and incorporates sly modern turns and twist in the production to produce something unique. As a precursor to another new record it may not satisfy more closed minded Zep fans, but for anyone willing to follow Plant’s late career path it’s something of a blessing. / Pete Douglas

Queen Neptune – ‘The Body House’

Dark, sad, political synth-pop from Thames/Auckland

‘The Body House’ is synth and beat heavy but don’t expect to hear it at a club anytime soon. The song is thoroughly dark, right from the whispers at the beginning to the frantic overlap of sounds at the end. The Auckland/Thames duo have shown to be fascinated with politics; they marvel at the hypocrisy and excess of royalty and on ‘The Body House’ they take issue with the media’s obsession with harmed female bodies, and the resulting culture of fear that stems from it. Although the track is clearly disturbed, that doesn’t mean it wants to shy away from being exciting. It’s loud, and plays with fluttering vocals, clipped samples and crushing bass. Through the morbid sadness, the band let the music do the talking. / Alex Lyall

P!nk – ‘What About Us’  

The most enduring post-Britney pop star is very much still here

Of the scores of post-Britney pop stars who materialised at the turn of the millennium, the odds were against P!nk building the sturdiest career. Her first record was a perfectly fine serving of TLC-indebted R&B, but her personality was indistinct, and her first singles felt a little generic. All that changed suddenly when she embraced both rockers and confessional ballads on her breakthrough album M!ssundaztood, scoring hits and anchoring strong and distinctive albums with each of these styles over the subsequent decade.

‘What About Us’ is the lead single from her first album in five years, and perhaps more than anything it illustrates P!nk’s seamless ability to move with the whims of the charts effectively. A mellow piano-accompanied beginning blossoms out into a sleek dancefloor number accompanied by an inspirational yet simultaneously slightly melancholic lyric. It’s enjoyable, even if it veers slightly too far towards the conventional and fails to showcase any of her trademark swagger and attitude. If history is any guide then the album itself will offer other moments which will instead play to these strengths. / PD

Kings – ‘Kush Rolled X Cup Filled’

Don’t worry bout this one…

Every time Kings releases a song, I want to like it, but since his smash-hit ‘Don’t Worry Bout’ It’ took over New Zealand music last year, he’s struggled to match its effortless charm. ‘Kush Rolled’ is a by-the-numbers summer party song, like a diet version of those Euro-house songs featuring Atlanta rappers that have been dominating the charts. The whole thing feels a little undercooked and a lot late (especially the unsatisfying ‘drop’ in the middle and end). Co-incidentally, I was listening to A$AP Rocky’s 2013 Skrillex collaboration ‘Wild for the Night’ a couple of days ago. Now that’s a party. / Henry Oliver


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