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In episode three of Get It to Te Papa, Hayden Donnell valiantly campaigns to get the Deka sign to Te Papa.
In episode three of Get It to Te Papa, Hayden Donnell valiantly campaigns to get the Deka sign to Te Papa.

Pop CultureOctober 23, 2018

The scandalous truth about the Huntly Deka Sign

In episode three of Get It to Te Papa, Hayden Donnell valiantly campaigns to get the Deka sign to Te Papa.
In episode three of Get It to Te Papa, Hayden Donnell valiantly campaigns to get the Deka sign to Te Papa.

In episode three of Get It to Te Papa, a Lightbox Original made by The Spinoff, Hayden Donnell starts a valiant campaign to move the country’s most famous sign to Te Papa: the Deka sign in Huntly. 

Watch Get It to Te Papa on Lightbox here.

The first thing most people notice about Huntly is the Deka sign from afar. The second thing is the Deka sign up close. Many people never notice the third thing – Huntly itself. I was mostly ignorant about the town when I arrived on a summer afternoon in February. As a middle-class city dweller, I assumed it would’ve been infused with cash from Aucklanders fleeing the housing crisis; young professionals buying up three-bedroom properties and demanding good coffee in close proximity. But if gentrification is coming for Huntly, it’s travelling slowly. At the moment, the town is dealing with hard times. Its Solid Energy mine shut down in 2017 as global coal prices crashed, and its iconic power plant has reduced operations. Hundreds of jobs have gone.

By most reports, increasing poverty has been accompanied by increasing crime. I lost count the number of people who saw us filming and made some version of the joke: “What are you making? Crimewatch?” One of the most desirable features of our motel was that it had a secure carpark. This Stuff report paints a picture of a town overrun with gangs of marauding teens.

This is actually very, very funny.

I hadn’t found out about those issues when I set up a sandwich board reading “Petition to Take the Huntly Deka Sign to Te Papa” on the main street of town, and started appealing to passersby for signatures. My stunt was meant to provoke. But would a belligerent, entitled Aucklander’s efforts to steal a beloved local landmark actually send this already embattled town spinning into a paroxysm of rage? The answer was, to some extent, yes. Several people stopped their cars in the middle of the street to scream at me. One man yelled “fuck Te Papa”. Another stood by his jeep staring at us for 45 minutes. A group of teens camped out by my petition table, making fun of me and announcing they weren’t legally required to move – which was annoyingly accurate.

For the most part though, people were kind and sympathetic. A member of the town’s RSA patiently explained the sign’s value to the community and even helped talk down the afflicting teens. A 95-year-old war veteran grinned, gave me a powerful handshake and refused to sign my petition. One woman simply smiled and gave me the fingers.

Every single one of them – even the teens – were justified and correct. Any town would be improved by my not being there. Huntly dealt with me as reasonably as anyone could expect. I was in the wrong.

But I wasn’t there just to annoy everyone. If I’m honest, we’d already realised there would be logistical issues with transporting the entire Huntly Deka Sign to Te Papa before we arrived in the town. I was there seeking a more transportable, but still important treasure: the original letters from the sign, which had been taken down by the ZM hosts Jay, Flynny and Jacqui in a 2013 radio stunt.

Those letters had always been our real target. We wanted to secure them, and had arranged for me to appeal to the sign’s owner, Sid Patel, to give them to us on our last morning of filming in Huntly. The interview went well. Patel agreed to hand them over. Then as things drew to a close, he dropped a bombshell. He’d never given consent for the letters to be removed. He’d gone outside his store one day to find a group of men in a cherry picker taking his sign apart. He remonstrated with them. Why were they altering a sign that he’d loved and maintained for more 20 years without getting his consent?

Patel eventually gave in and let them go ahead after seeing how happy many Huntly residents were with the light-up letters. It must have been a huge sacrifice. Patel bought the Deka sign after driving past it while he was moving to Auckland. He was going through a divorce, and the sign reminded him of his old life, where he’d run a Deka together with his wife. The men on the cherry-picker gave him the letters they’d taken down as compensation.

I was outraged. Surely messing with someone’s property without their permission was against some kind of law. How had this happened?

It turned out it was a misunderstanding. I talked to Jay Reeve of Jay, Flynny and Jacqui about the lead-up to the stunt. He said the team had worked with Patel’s son to set up the light-up letters. It was meant to be a nice surprise. “He rolled up to a crowd of 2000 waiting to see its get switched on. It was gone for a week getting refurbed by a crew in Hamilton and he was none the wiser,” Reeve said.

The stunt had been well-meaning, but it meant a nationally significant artifact was changed forever. Now every time you drive by the Deka sign at night, and see those four letters glowing against the Huntly dark, you’re seeing a tack-on – fun, but not part of the Deka canon. The true letters of the Huntly Deka Sign are the ones that sang out across State Highway 1 to a fragile Sid Patel more than 20 years ago – and those are the ones that travelled with us to Te Papa.

Read more about Get It to Te Papa and its genesis in Hayden Donnell’s brain right here.

Get It to Te Papa is a Lightbox Original, made by The Spinoff.

A BIT ON THE NOSE?
A BIT ON THE NOSE?

Pop CultureOctober 22, 2018

Project Runway Power Rankings, week four: Can there be sustainable fashion under capitalism?

A BIT ON THE NOSE?
A BIT ON THE NOSE?

In the fourth episode of Project Runway New Zealand, the designers had to make a sustainable red carpet look. Henry Oliver ranks the results.

It’s the sustainability episode! So, let’s begin on a downer:

Fashion is, by some estimates, the second biggest polluter by industry after oil.

About 80 billion pieces of clothing are consumed globally every year, 400% more than 20 years ago.

85% of the synthetic material found in the ocean comes from clothing.

The clothing and footwear industries produce 8% of global greenhouse gas emissions, almost as much as the EU.

The carbon footprint of a t-shirt is about 6kg (20 times its own weight).

Cotton uses 22.5% of the world’s insecticides and 10% of all pesticides, all for a crop which occupies 2.5% of the world’s agricultural land.

One of the worst mass-produced items of clothing is … jeans!

70% of Asia’s rivers and lakes are contaminated by the 2.5 billion gallons of wastewater produced by its textile industry.

Landfills are filling up with not only now-unwanted impulse purchases but brand new unsold garments, which are often manufactured for the primary purpose of justifying rising stock prices by inflating growth.

Now, back to the show! And back to the tip!

After the opening shots of Dior, Prada and WORLD (one of these things is not like the others, one of these things doesn’t belong…) it’s a) interesting that the sustainability challenge is aligned with these brands; and b) interesting that it’s framed around plastic bag waste and not, you know, anything to do with cotton production, polyester pollution, dye contamination, etc. Wouldn’t a better sustainability challenge be a trip to the op shop and a $12 budget instead of heavily dyed fabrics of uncertain origin? Just sayin…

Anyway, because plastic bags are an easier target than fashion itself (on par with the war against straws), the challenge was to design a New World reusable shopping bag and then… TWIST! The designers had to make a red carpet look inspired by their bag design.

So, how’d they do?

11. Massey

Card shark Massey obviously flew too close to the sun with that winning streetwear look because boy has he crashed hard. Two weeks ago he was top for the judges and #3 on these (better) power rankings.

There are some challenges (and some designs) where you can hide your lack of technical skill. This was the opposite of Massey’s neoprene moment – he chose a fabric and a design which would show everything he couldn’t do. (“Can someone teach me how to be sexy” is one of the lines of the show so far – and Massey knew it.)

I mean, it was always going to be bad. His bag design wasn’t awful, it was just mediocre, in-store-sample-inkjet-on-fake-canvas pop art. It was bad in a believable way, bad in the way most of those New World bags actually are. But when he started thinking about it more – grunge, punk, New York Yankees, pinstripe – it was clear than anything other than terrible would be near impossible, even if it was well-constructed. He basically made an office skirt-suit, cut a panel out of the front to add ‘sex appeal’, roughed up the edges because it was too hard to sew them, and then grabbed a pen and drew hard-to-see slogans and drawing on the back (did he actually write “SUSTAINABILITY”?)

Sorry Massey, you know this was bad. Maybe the worst thing shown on the show so far (or was it that EP01 dress?)

MASSEY & BEAU (PHOTO: SUPPLIED)

10. Beau

When you say, “red carpet is my forte” you better bring the heat. But, Beau’s Snickers with diamonds dress (“It’s delicious but it’s quite chunky”) was a confused mess. It was ill-fitting and unflattering. Like a bad bridesmaid dress. Interesting shape though. “I’m not going to win this,” he said. He knew.

9. Beth

Oh dear. So many mermaids on this show.

BETH & MISTY (PHOTOS: SUPPLIED)

8. Misty

Won’t someone think of the children? Misty is!

Bright yellow, “Bumblebee-ish”, banana-ish. This didn’t work and Misty knew it. She made the best New World bag by a mile, better than any actual New World bag I’ve seen (including those by famous designers) so gets a bump for that. New World should buy it off her (not the show cos she didn’t win the challenge) and pay her well for it. I’m serious.

7. Camille

Camille’s zero waste pattern-making was on-point and on-challenge. And while I like the shapes she creates and the lines that run through her garments, the finished products always look a little flat and underwhelming.

CAMI & KERRY (PHOTOS: SUPPLIED)

6. Kerry

Kerry – who of course wears a Banksy t-shirt – complains all the time about people not fulfilling the brief and then he goes and makes a nautical flag-inspired resort look. I feel like he’s doing a similar thing every week – bold colours, geometric patterns – which is fine I guess. It’s kind of like he has an existing collection he’s already designed and he’s just remaking it on the show as marketing.

5. Jess

Jess was full of confidence all episode, but her look just lacked… something. Weird to say that about a sheer top with a big neck thing and sparkly as fuck pants, but there you have it. Good, solid, a little safe maybe. And she was.

JESS & CAITLIN (PHOTOS: SUPPLIED)

4. Caitlin

“If they lay down a red carpet at the French markets, that’s where my dress would be.” LOL!

3. Peni

Peni is a star. Someone give this “gay Tongan from a traditional family” a segment on morning TV where he gives fashion advice to middle New Zealanders. He might have to work on his sponsored content though, his “Designing for a New World bag is huge!’ was thoroughly unconvincing.

Anyway, the top half of his dress was mostly really cool, even though he obviously needed another full day to really make it into something. That skirt though…

“Cardi B if you hear me, come get me!” Yeah Peni!

PENI & JUDY (PHOTOS: SUPPLIED)

2. Judy

Yay Judy! When she said “If I’m not good at this challenge when why am I doing with my life?” I felt a pang. What if she sucks this week? Of all weeks! But she didn’t. She nailed it. I mean, it’s a tad boring and predictable, but whatever. She said she wanted to make a “classic Oscars dress” and this isn’t a million miles off.

“The silent assassin,” said Misty. “She’s got game”

Side note: Did she have drawings of hamburgers on her pad?

BENJAMIN & BENJAMIN (PHOTOS: SUPPLIED)

1. Benjamin

While I think this was the Best In Show tonight, that’s mostly because of what it could have been. Whatever it was and however good it was, it was so close to being really good, even though it wasn’t. I love it on Top Chef (sorry to keep going on about Top Chef) when the judges tell a chef to take a dish back home and keep working on it because there’s “something there”. That’s how I feel about Benjamin’s dress tonight. There’s something there. Kerry said he “Just wanted to walk up to his model and turn the whole thing around” and the judges seemed to agree. I don’t know about a suit with a weird cape thing at the back, but hey, maybe it’d be genius.