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Pop CultureMarch 31, 2021

Party hard: A brief history of New Zealand TV’s most extreme live interview

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Chris Schulz chats to Jaquie Brown about how she kept her composure for the most hectic 12 minutes of live television ever filmed in New Zealand.

Jaquie Brown is in full flight. It’s after lunch on a sunny Monday, and I’ve only just sat down. Sipping on green tea, her eyes are wide, and she’s already talking faster than I can keep up.

“He started punching the (piano) keys really, really hard,” says Brown, spinning her arm in a helicopter motion. “His left arm becomes a free-form rotor blade. He’s swinging it around then landing it, punching with great force … They were not pretend punches. They were really big punches.”

Brown’s getting really animated now: “He goes up another level. He stands up. He stops punching the keys and he starts punching himself.” She pounds her fist into her chest. “He’s punching his chest, beating his chest, then he moves out from behind the piano and onto the floor. I’m like, ‘Oh god – what’s happening?'”

Brown has spent a full five minutes describing the craziest interview from many she conducted over the course of her career hosting music TV in the 2000s. It’s not over yet.

“He’s out of control. He’s like a performance piece on speed, swinging, hitting himself, jumping up in the air and breathing really heavily, making these animal noises,” she says. “I’d never seen anything like it.”

Finally, Brown pauses. I have so many questions I don’t know where to begin. It’s nearly 20 years since her live late-night interview with erratic rock star Andrew WK stopped me in my tracks. It aired in 2002 on Space, Brown’s buzzy music show that she hosted with Dominic Bowden, then Hugh Sundae, for several seasons. I remember walking into the lounge of my rented Pt Chevalier flat at the time, standing there, transfixed.

Available only on YouTube, the clip remains as chaotic, frenetic, concerning and perplexing as it did when it first aired.

So many things happen during those 12 minutes. When the interview begins, Andrew WK climbs under a piano and refuses to come out. He takes to a copy of the NZ Herald, shredding it in seconds. He attempts to cram his calf into a space that it clearly doesn’t fit, nearly breaking his leg. He grunts, moans, blows raspberries, and rages about yoghurt. He declares: “Me being alive is a miracle.”

Then, as Brown describes so brilliantly above, things get really crazy.

 

Where does it rate in the annals of infamous New Zealand TV interviews? In my mind, it tops the lot. Dennis Conner didn’t climb under an America’s Cup boat to escape the wrath of Paul Holmes in 1989. Helen Clark didn’t destroy a newspaper when John Campbell ripped into her over Corngate in 2002. Jami-Lee Ross didn’t break his own finger and stumble into the set backdrop when Tova O’Brien eviscerated him after last year’s election, but he probably should have.

Brown’s Andrew WK interview remains a masterclass in staying cool in chaotic situations. It’s so good it should be studied in broadcasting 101 seminars. Looking back on a 20-year career that’s seen plenty of memorable moments, including jetlagged rapper Xzibit throwing her out of his limousine and Jackass star Steve-O showing her his penis, she says it’s the one that means the most to her too.

Yet Brown’s never been asked about it. After the interview aired, she didn’t hear about it again. It didn’t make headlines the following day. No one mentioned it as anything special. It hasn’t come up over the years.

She’s surprised when I email her, asking if she remembers it. “This was a time when Facebook hadn’t been invented,” she says. “I had no online presence. We had no knowledge of the impact we had. It was totally silent.”

Jaquie Brown wasn’t even supposed to be on television. It was pure chance. In 2001, she’d moved from bFM to become programme director at George FM when she was interviewed for a TV show. Producers liked what they saw and asked her to audition as host for a music show they were making.

“I didn’t think that I was good looking or had anything to offer TV at all,” says Brown. “I didn’t even want to audition. I’m so weird looking. I’ve got short hair, I never wear dresses. Why would they want me on TV?” She remembers filming ad-lib interviews on the street, making fun of men’s shoes, for the audition. “Somehow I won them over.”

Space, which aired for 90 minutes every Friday night, threw Brown “into the deep end”. She suddenly found herself interviewing a who’s-who of the early 2000s music scene. Many major local and international musicians stopped by to chat and perform. John Mayer showed up. Rap group Tha Liks performed. Kiwi bands Shihad, Fur Patrol, Goodshirt and Rubicon were regulars.

They all played the fame game. “Everybody … had been beautifully well-behaved, trained musicians who knew the role that they would play,” says Brown. “It would be, ‘You’re being interviewed, we give questions, you give answers, you play a song, we go home.’ It was a symbiotic relationship. You scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours.”

Then Andrew WK showed up.

The Michigan rock star was in New Zealand as part of a promo tour behind I Get Wet, his debut album that delivered Meatloaf-inspired meta-anthems about rocking out. The album’s first single and biggest song was called ‘Party Hard’. It was the song Andrew WK was supposed to play on Space instead of beating himself up.

Leading up to his performance, there were few signs things were about to head south. The show’s producers had a white piano delivered to the set to match Andrew WK’s aesthetic. “We would have paid to have that piano shipped in and tuned,” says Space producer Hayley Cunningham. “We didn’t know too much about him. We thought he looked like a good time.”

Rehearsals stuck to the script. “He said, ‘We’ll do the interview on the couch,'” says Brown. He practised ‘Party Hard’, and nailed it. “The rehearsal was completely normal. When we went to go live, it was, ‘Three, two, one’ … down he goes. All I remember thinking is, ‘Fuck, oh my god, this is completely different to what I thought was going to happen.'”

Brown drew on her experience from wayward bFM interviews to coax Andrew WK back from the edge. “I got down on my hands and knees and approached him,” she says. “I tried my best to interview him but he wasn’t open to being interviewed. He was on an Andrew WK performance path … he didn’t play by the rules.”

When the interview was over, Brown persuaded him to perform. He began by pounding the keys relentlessly, finally squeezing in the opening bars of ‘Party Hard’. He managed to yell out the first few lines before making a mistake – a catalyst for what would come next. “It’s like something in his mind goes, ‘You know what? Fuck this. Fuck it hard,'” says Brown.

In the control room, Cunningham had an ad break readied in case the performance got any worse. “We would have said, ‘Stand by – who knows what this guy’s going to do.'”

That’s when Andrew WK started punching himself. Justin Hawkes, a local documentary-maker, had interviewed him earlier in the day for another music show called M2 during which he’d demanded he run 100-metre sprints between questions. Hawkes knew something might go down on Space and was sitting just metres from him.

He can still remember the sound his fists made on his chest. “I was really worried about him. Physically, he had some dexterity. He was quite amazing,” he says. “At the end he walked off my way … I was quite worried. You can see me moving away. I didn’t know what space he was in.”

Exhausted, Andrew WK pumped his arms up and down and waved to Space’s small studio audience. “When he’d beaten himself up enough he whisked his hair out of his eyes and didn’t really know where to go and went off behind the set,” says Brown. “Hugh and I were like, ‘Okaaaay … we’ll see you after the break.'”

This is what shellshock looks like: Brown and co-host Hugh Sundae

 

Was it a breakdown? Did Brown, Sundae, Cunningham, Hawkes and the rest of the country witness Andrew WK having a meltdown live on air?

It’s a great question, one Andrew WK himself won’t answer. Despite initial interest from his label, Napalm Records, The Spinoff was told he was “not available for interviews”.

Brown also wondered this, but over time she’s come to believe he was showboating, trying to build a public persona in the style of other all-in artists like Lady Gaga. She saw him a few days later in a hotel foyer, dripping wet after jumping in Albert Park’s fountain on a whim. “He wanted to make headlines before mass clickbait was a thing,” she says. “He wanted to make a name for himself as the guy out of the box. It’s really smart. Is it a persona, or is it a character he’s playing?”

His post-Space performance would suggest that’s the case. Afterwards, huffing and puffing, Andrew WK sat down on the couch next to Brown while she tended to his injuries – a bruised and bleeding hand that had started swelling. “I think it might just be my nature,” Brown says. “I don’t like people to feel upset or unsupported.”

In return, he gave her the kind of calm, sane interview she expected first time around. She asks him what had happened. “In case I don’t live tomorrow, and tonight’s my last night on Earth, I wanted to know that I gave all that I had to give for no other reason than the sake of doing it,” he replies. “It’s very simple.”

You’d think Brown would hate Andrew WK. That kind of random spontaneity should be every broadcaster’s worst nightmare. Yet she’s not mad at all. “I absolutely loved it. I love live TV,” says Brown, who gets the same kind of giddy feeling on The Project when things go off track on Friday nights. “When you’re creating a show like Space, you want it to be exciting and interesting. Andrew WK is like the fairy dust. He’s what you want.

“He was weird, but he was amazing. He was one of a kind.”

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Kane Strang (Photo: Loulou Callister-Baker)

New Zealand MusicMarch 30, 2021

How one song saved Kane Strang’s whole album

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Kane Strang (Photo: Loulou Callister-Baker)

Kane Strang is back and Strang-er than ever with a new single, ‘Moat’. He talks to Josie Adams about his new music and why he’ll never stop making it.

The last time I saw Kane Strang was at a birthday brunch for his girlfriend, where he was in charge of cooking mushrooms. It was a duty he took very seriously and slowly. The mushrooms were perfect. 

It’s been four years since Kane Strang’s last album and just like with those mushrooms, the hours and effort have paid off. He’s spent years drifting between Ōtepoti and Tāmaki, and between odd jobs and recording studios, but he’s never put music on the back burner.

The first fruit of his four-year labour is ‘Moat’, the NZ on Air-funded first single off his new album, Happy to Perform. Without that funding the album may never have been finished – it arrived just in time to pay for the song’s studio session. Even though ‘Moat’ is brassy and chorusless it’s got that delightful peri-pop nature all Strang’s songs do. You hesitate to define him as easy listening, but I’ll be damned if he isn’t easy to listen to.

We sat down to talk about ‘Moat’ and the journey that led to it.

The Spinoff: So ‘Moat’ is pretty smooth but also a little bizarre. Can we talk about the structure of your songs?

Kane Strang: Structurally all of the songs are quite weird. They don’t even have choruses a lot of the time. They’re almost these linear things with a hook at the end or something.

I can’t remember if it was a conscious decision to play around with structures or if I’m just pretending it is now.

Is the way you make music pretty accidental?

Yeah. It’s very accidental. I don’t have any kind of process that I go back to each time. It’s really a matter of playing guitar until I fluke something, and then just fleshing that thing out.

I don’t know what I’m doing I’m not technically trained or anything. If I have any talent it might just be knowing when something has potential, and being able to picture the whole song quite quickly.

Does accidental mean effortless?

It’s definitely not effortless. It’s a real grind. I need to know I’ve explored every avenue.

We re-did and it’s funny now, because maybe it didn’t matter at all but we probably re-made this album three times. I don’t know if it was worth it or what, but when you’re in so deep you lose perspective.

While you were making this album you worked at Golf Warehouse for a while. Did that help you with perspective?

It was kind of so bad it was funny. The year before I’d been touring and playing music in Europe and America and all of a sudden I was at Golf Warehouse. It was a reality check.

It was just me by myself in a big warehouse, and they’d say “move all these boxes from here to this place over here”, and they’d leave me alone and I could think about music.

The guy I worked with there is where I got the album title from, Happy to Perform. He was really good at stacking pallets, and one day there was this old guy helping us out for the day, and he complimented my workmate on his pallet-stacking skills, and he said “I’m happy to perform!” and I was like, “yoink”.

And then I threw out three grand worth of golf clubs and that was about when it turned to shit.

 

It’s so bizarre that you’ve had all these extremely normie experiences in between doing like, SXSW and everything.

Yeah, [the American tour] was 27 shows in 30 days or something, and we had no tour manager. Ben [Fielding], our drummer, drove 10,000 miles I’m going to have to fact check that.

It was a lot of miles.

Plenty of miles were driven. It almost feels like another life now.

And it also feels impossible now. Times are changing.

Yeah, it already felt like this weird dream and now you literally can’t do that. I feel lucky I got to do it when I did. I know how much work goes into those tours and how much money you’re expected to front. I really feel for people who are having to cancel [tours].

I’m really curious about what labels will be like in a few years. Have you seen Bandcamp is starting to do vinyl? That’s cool.

It feels like the traditional music industry is on its way out.

Yeah, totally. It’s only going to become easier to be an independent artist. At least, I hope so.

For me, dealing with the big team [Strang has previously been signed with Ba Da Bing Records and Dead Oceans] and everything  I found it so full on. And so impersonal, I guess. I like to be the one that presses the button and delivers it to the people. It felt weird waking up one morning and the album was just out, because some guy in America had decided that was when the most people were going to hear it.

I was really nostalgic for when I was releasing my own music and for when I was in control of everything. I was a bit of a control freak. A lot of that was taken out of my hands.

That doesn’t mean you’re a control freak.

It’s more like I care, yeah. I really had to fight to not have the “Dunedin sound” mentioned in my press release.

No-one knows what that means anymore!

It doesn’t mean anything! People just slap it on when they can’t think of what else to say. It’s kind of a cop-out, in my eyes. I don’t mind if people use the phrase “Dunedin sound” if you explain to me how it is the Dunedin sound, because I don’t fucking know.

I’d rather they say the record is shit than slap a label on it because they can’t really be bothered listening to it. To be fair, they did let me not do that.

Kane Strang sits on a log in the woods, sunlight landing on his face and hands
Photo: Loulou Callister-Baker

What are you? Indie?

I don’t know! I hate genres in general.

Every song on Happy to Perform is a different genre.

Yeah! Honestly, that’s probably because I don’t like labels. They put some people off, they can make some people pretend they like it more than they do.

It’s music. Just listen to it, if you like it.

People can have a little strum after dinner, as a hobby, now.

Yeah, music is so much more accessible now. It shouldn’t just be for people who can afford big fancy studios.

Where did you record this album?

Uh, in a big fancy studio.

But my circumstances were pretty odd! I started recording in Radio One in the live-to-air room, where Steven John Marr was running the show. And then he got offered a job at Roundhead when we were halfway through recording, and he couldn’t freelance anymore, so essentially I had to record at Roundhead.

Are you going to be a musician forever?

I think so, yeah. Sometimes I wish I could switch off from it. For a week, just not be a musician. But it’s such a part of me now. I think I’ll probably be writing songs to the bitter end. 

You’ll be on your deathbed.

I’ll be like, “where’s my phone… I’ve got one final lyric”.

I feel like I’m quite lucky to have a purpose. There are lots of other things I want to try, but I’m glad I have that thing.

It’s good to feel committed to something.

I think the next thing I do, I’m going to really challenge myself to do something really live and raw. I’m thinking this might be the last stuff I do under my own name. I’m ready for a fresh start. It would be quite freeing, I guess.

Got any names yet?

One I was thinking was Office Dog. But we’ll see.

This interview has been abridged for clarity. 

‘Moat’ was produced thanks to funding from NZ on Air. Happy to Perform is out now.